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There's a special way to disolve the ink on bills and then reprint back onto the bill. So you'd wash the ink off a bunch of 5's and turn them into 20's
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: trees]
#24006886 - 01/13/17 11:22 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Do you know any further details on that by any chance?
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I went to school for commerical printing where they taught us how that works and it mostly dosent, it's no way for armatures or even intermediate.
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: trees]
#24006916 - 01/13/17 11:36 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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We had some shithead that we geve three chances to sell us weed in high school who burnt us every time.
We ended up printing fake (very fake money, plain white printer money, images didn't even line up) money and buying weed off of him.
He still burnt us even on that deal shorting the bud and giving us some nasty shit, but it was worth it to see him freaking out.
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Lol fuck those shorters. The way I dealt with those people was stealing their own money and using it to buy their weed. So I'd hang out and be friendly with them, and then grab money out of their wallet when they're not looking and then spend their money on their weed. Also, ask to see their bud, pinch nugs while aweing at their weed.
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Kush_Zombie said: Do you know any further details on that by any chance?
People probably just use acetone ( with out looking up) just a guess.
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: Patlal]
#24006939 - 01/13/17 11:44 AM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Patlal said: I would love to know how to counterfeit money. It's one of my secret fantasies. That and robbing a bank.
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The average successful bank robbery only yields you about 5 grand. The average punishment for bank robery is 10 years prison. The chance of the bank locking you inside the bank as soon as you try is pretty high. Is that worth it?
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: trees]
#24007023 - 01/13/17 12:19 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Yeah, the idea of counterfeiting lots of money is perhaps a fun idea. I suggest one doesn't try it.
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: eeso]
#24007286 - 01/13/17 02:10 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Ive gotten a fake 20 and a 100 dollar bill before. The the 20 looks very real and i wasnt able to return it, but the hundred was a bit more obvious and that one got returned.
Once u get them ure pretty much fucked tho, ull be lucky to get a refund, so check ur bills ladies and gentlemen.
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: zZZz]
#24007418 - 01/13/17 02:47 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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I never check bills and likewise rarely have my bills checked.
I can't wait until we move past paper currency though.
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Ive never done it myself but Ive heard that the ink can be washed off of 5 dollar bills using purple cleaner, and then washed in the washing machine , ironed and reprinted on. Dude who got busted also told me a about how he would stuff the bills into his jeans and re wash them to make the bill appear aged as well.. The government does have their own shade of green that is not included in standard printing ink so the reprinted bills will be slightly off colored but will mark with a pen and has the water mark face, obviously will not match the president of the higher denomination. these bills are nearly impossible to notice in dimly lit rooms. The people who told me of these techniques did not do this for very long, they all got busted fast, they were all tweakers.
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Kush_Zombie said: At my work we're told to check 50's and 100's. This got me thinking about how easy it would be for someone to slip fake 20's and 10's past me assuming that they weren't made out of wood fiber and instead printed on fiber similar to US currency. Then you buy everything half price because you mix it in with your real money. Has anyone attempted this or have any knowledge on the subject aside from the fact that it could land the person who attempted it in prison?
Morally, legally, intelligently, all are on the negative side.
This is a domino effect of bad, that leaves a.....paper trail.....and could wind you up in federal prison for life or dead.
Just work.
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: vandago]
#24007543 - 01/13/17 03:26 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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vandago said:
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Kush_Zombie said: At my work we're told to check 50's and 100's. This got me thinking about how easy it would be for someone to slip fake 20's and 10's past me assuming that they weren't made out of wood fiber and instead printed on fiber similar to US currency. Then you buy everything half price because you mix it in with your real money. Has anyone attempted this or have any knowledge on the subject aside from the fact that it could land the person who attempted it in prison?
Morally, legally, intelligently, all are on the negative side.
This is a domino effect of bad, that leaves a.....paper trail.....and could wind you up in federal prison for life or dead.
Just work.
Gtfo
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i already reported 
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: trees]
#24007610 - 01/13/17 03:49 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Sin crime detected
Nobody move, remain in your domiciles and await the authorities
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Kush_Zombie said:
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vandago said:
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Kush_Zombie said: At my work we're told to check 50's and 100's. This got me thinking about how easy it would be for someone to slip fake 20's and 10's past me assuming that they weren't made out of wood fiber and instead printed on fiber similar to US currency. Then you buy everything half price because you mix it in with your real money. Has anyone attempted this or have any knowledge on the subject aside from the fact that it could land the person who attempted it in prison?
Morally, legally, intelligently, all are on the negative side.
This is a domino effect of bad, that leaves a.....paper trail.....and could wind you up in federal prison for life or dead.
Just work.
Gtfo
Do you know any counterfeiters? You know why you don't? Because they are dead or in prison.
Every thing is on camera any store or restaurant you eat at, whereever you buy ANYTHING really.
I have had plenty of 10's and 20's swiped and even 5's
I know one person that put out counterfeit money and it was about a decade ago, and no one has seen him since. It took a couple 100k before people found out where it was coming from but it's not a hard thing to trace back.
I gave you an honest answer and you tell me to GTFO? How's your blood war coming along LOL
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Repertoire89 said: Sin crime detected
Nobody move, remain in your domiciles and await the authorities

It's not that it's a sin, when I say morally, I mean what happens when you go eat at a diner and leave a bunch of fake bills for the server, then she has to deal with the police? That's pretty righteous of you!
God would probably just laugh.
I doubt that server would though, but fuck everyone, make money and gtfo right?
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: vandago]
#24007672 - 01/13/17 04:12 PM (7 years, 17 days ago) |
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Its for the governing hand to determine what is right and wrong, your faithless blasphemy is disturbing, please remain in your domicile and await the authorities.
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Wait......that's not a hooker I ordered?
Well I hope the cop is still wearing a dirty diaper as per request.
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