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LogicaL Chaos
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Kush_Zombie said: Do you know any further details on that by any chance?
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rackem



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counterfeiting money by the bill seems like a waste of time.
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Kush_Zombie
smug piece of shit



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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: rackem]
#24008829 - 01/14/17 03:51 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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The whole thing just fascinates me. I'll probably never do anything like this and if I ever did it would be a small amount just for shits and giggles
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Asante
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: Patlal] 1
#24008909 - 01/14/17 05:32 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Patlal said: I would love to know how to counterfeit money. It's one of my secret fantasies. That and robbing a bank.
Do you realize that if you spend counterfeit money, you are stealing directly from the person you are paying? They deliver their goods and services to you and you scam them.
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Patlal
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: Asante] 2
#24008974 - 01/14/17 06:32 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Asante said:
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Patlal said: I would love to know how to counterfeit money. It's one of my secret fantasies. That and robbing a bank.
Do you realize that if you spend counterfeit money, you are stealing directly from the person you are paying? They deliver their goods and services to you and you scam them.
That's generally how crime works.
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Asante
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: Patlal]
#24008977 - 01/14/17 06:34 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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So you'd wish you had a stack of fake money so you can cheat everyone around you to your advantage at their expense? Interesting. I hadn't expected this of you.
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Patlal
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: Asante]
#24008980 - 01/14/17 06:39 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Asante said: So you'd wish you had a stack of fake money so you can cheat everyone around you to your advantage at their expense? Interesting. I hadn't expected this of you.
Jesus. My mouth isn't big enough to fit all the words you jsut tried fitting in there....
I spend it on shit like gas and big companies. I wouldn't pass fake cash at a mom and pop shop.
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: trees]
#24009001 - 01/14/17 06:59 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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trees said: The average successful bank robbery only yields you about 5 grand. The average punishment for bank robery is 10 years prison. The chance of the bank locking you inside the bank as soon as you try is pretty high. Is that worth it?
Locking you inside? What if its an armed robber and they have intentions to actually shoot if something goes wrong
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psilly the kid
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Counterfeit arcade tokens. #fuck the chuck
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Edited by psilly the kid (01/14/17 07:39 AM)
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Crystal G



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OP instead of counterfeiting money, you should just consider robbing drug dealer's houses when they're away from home.
You know they're going to have a ton of cash lying around somewhere, and they aren't going to call the cops. It's genius. You just better make damn sure they don't find out who you are or where you're live, because they'll fucking killllll you.
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psilly the kid
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: Crystal G]
#24009081 - 01/14/17 07:54 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Nah stealing isn't the solution starting a business is
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Asante
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: Crystal G]
#24009091 - 01/14/17 08:01 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Crystal G said: You just better make damn sure they don't find out who you are or where you're live
Protip right there, Crystal_G 
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: Asante]
#24009103 - 01/14/17 08:08 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Or how about we all get together to make a better place where money or even the very idea of it is nonexistent and everyrhing is everyone's?
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psilly the kid
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Omg communal anarchy I dig it
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Asante
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spirit_shadow said: Or how about we all get together to make a better place where money or even the very idea of it is nonexistent and everyrhing is everyone's?
A Shroomery commune! All good and well but you'll have to pry my toothbrush from my cold dead hands! There is a thing as taking "everything is everyone's" too far! Get your own toothbrush
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psi
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: Asante]
#24009135 - 01/14/17 08:26 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Asante said:
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Patlal said: I would love to know how to counterfeit money. It's one of my secret fantasies. That and robbing a bank.
Do you realize that if you spend counterfeit money, you are stealing directly from the person you are paying? They deliver their goods and services to you and you scam them.
The weird thing is that with a perfect enough fake, there really is no tangible difference to the recipient or anyone else down the line who encounters it in circulation. It just hurts the value of the currency overall (but not by very much unless it's done one a very large scale). Not that I condone counterfeiting, it's just weird how much depends on this artificial rarity.
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Asante
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: psi] 1
#24009149 - 01/14/17 08:35 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Actually all money IS fake money, because we used to have coins of gold and silver that had the value of the gold and silver within it. So, your coin was worth the same at the bank as at the jeweler or the smelter.
Then they gave us pieces of paper we could EXCHANGE for gold and silver.
Then money became a number on a piece of paper.
Then a number on a card or in a computer.
Our (great) grandfathers had Real Money. The money we have is fancy monopoly money.
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modern.shaman
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: Asante]
#24009221 - 01/14/17 09:09 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Bleach and Microwave with a high quality laser printer.
It would be cheaper to just buy the counterfeits. I've seen it boldly being sold on letgo for 10 times return rate on bills... 300 gets you 3k. IDK quality but people use fake bills for music videos and the like. 50 Cent has a few 100k in fake bills but is not arrested for some reason.
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Re: counterfeiting money [Re: Asante]
#24009295 - 01/14/17 09:38 AM (7 years, 16 days ago) |
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Asante said: Actually all money IS fake money, because we used to have coins of gold and silver that had the value of the gold and silver within it. So, your coin was worth the same at the bank as at the jeweler or the smelter.
Then they gave us pieces of paper we could EXCHANGE for gold and silver.
Then money became a number on a piece of paper.
Then a number on a card or in a computer.
Our (great) grandfathers had Real Money. The money we have is fancy monopoly money.
I'll never be able to wrap my head around this concept. How the hell do you make something like this actualy take off in first place?
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Themanwiththeplan
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I hear there's a super note that's very hard to catch..
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