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Heroin Spoon
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Why the hell are junkies so damn lazy? I was doing the dishes the other day and I refused to clean a burned spoon because it needed extra scrubbing, and I gave it to my housemate to clean. He's the one who burned it. Sure enough I'm eating  my Captain Crunch today when I notice the damn spoon is black on the bottom. Fucking gross. Keep your spoons or throw them away junky shitheads!

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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: lazyfingers]
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I fuckin LOLed. Its actually all youre fault bro.

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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: lazyfingers]
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That's what you get for living with a junkie?


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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: lazyfingers] * 3
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It's just a spoon, man. Be the spoon.

Spoooooonmaaaaaan... come together with your hands


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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: Tetriana]
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Tetriana said:
That's what you get for living with a junkie?


Exactly. No spoon will be safe.

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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: Shroomism] * 1
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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: CosmicFool] * 8
    #13791633 -

hide your silverware, hide your forks, hide your knives
cause they shootin' up erything 'round hurr


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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: lazyfingers] * 1
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Buy some of these
Silver Metallic Plastic Soupspoons

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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: Shroomism]
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Just throw the spoon away next time before even thinking about bitching!

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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: apples]
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as soon as i finished reading this, one of my housemates confronted me with a spoon.


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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: apples]
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Take nude pictures of the spoon and post them ITT


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PCP:heart: - LSD:thumbup: - DMT:nonono: - Shrooms - ketamine:thumbup: - Meth:eek: - Heroin - Methoxetamine - MDA - 5-MeO-DMT - Mescaline - Foxy - Indopan - DPT - Kratom - MDPV - Marinol - DOM - Bromo-DragonFLY - 2c-i - 2c-t-2 - Methcathinone - Kava

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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: You Agree]
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invest in sporks and watch as his H dripples through the tines



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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: You Agree]
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I have a pair of kitchen knives that have gotten thoroughly fucked because of me :uhoh:


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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Rabidbaboon said:
I have a pair of kitchen knives that have gotten thoroughly fucked because of me :uhoh:


You fucked a pair of kitchen knives?


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PCP:heart: - LSD:thumbup: - DMT:nonono: - Shrooms - ketamine:thumbup: - Meth:eek: - Heroin - Methoxetamine - MDA - 5-MeO-DMT - Mescaline - Foxy - Indopan - DPT - Kratom - MDPV - Marinol - DOM - Bromo-DragonFLY - 2c-i - 2c-t-2 - Methcathinone - Kava

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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: You Agree]
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You Agree said:
Rabidbaboon said:
I have a pair of kitchen knives that have gotten thoroughly fucked because of me :uhoh:


You fucked a pair of kitchen knives?


:aweoverdose:


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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: Shroomism]
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Shroomism said:
hide your silverware, hide your forks, hide your knives
cause they shootin' up erything 'round hurr


:rofl:


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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: You Agree]
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You Agree said:
Rabidbaboon said:
I have a pair of kitchen knives that have gotten thoroughly fucked because of me :uhoh:


You fucked a pair of kitchen knives?


No, I paid someone to fuck them.


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*Cough* *Cough*
Ooo...U E I O Aaa...U E I Aaa..A E I O Uuuuu...
At first sight, The Perfection of Wisdom is bewildering, full of paradox and apparent irrationality.

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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: derpif] * 1
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derpif said:
Buy some of these
Silver Metallic Plastic Soupspoons


:lol: that going to suck when it starts melting, the junkie is going to be so confuesd


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No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind.
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Are you lost?

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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: Legend] * 1
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Now now kids, don't be tormenting the junkies.  They're people too.  :hissyfit:


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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Re: Heroin Spoon [Re: deCypher]
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What if he's a first time heroin user, he's not a junkie, just a mother fucker who wants some H son.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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