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You: hii
Stranger: Hello.
You: whats up
You: ?
Stranger: Not much. Just listening to music. You?
You: just relaxin
You: g
Stranger: Cool cool.
You: yesyes
Stranger: Sounds fun.
Stranger: Lol.
You: lol indeed sir
Stranger: How do you know if I am indeed a male?
You: i do not i just assume...we are in fact on the internet i didnt think other girls existed here
Stranger: Lol. It is rare but they do infact exist.
You: omg
You: i need a refrence for this
Stranger: Why?
You: lol
You: i was jk
Stranger: Lol. Well played.
You: haha i win
Stranger: Indeed madam indeed.
You: where the dr00gs at? sir
You: this booze needs a push
Stranger: I'm must apologize I do not know what "dr00gs" are.
You: thye are drugs (the good kind)
Stranger: I do not partake in drugs.
You: smart man
You: smart smart man
Stranger: I try to be.
You: you are
Stranger: Why thank you.
Stranger: 
You: no problem.....im here to please
Stranger: If I were a lesser man. I would ask how you would pleasure me.
You: and i probably would
You: cuz iim a web slutz
Stranger: And why do you do those things ma'am?
You: idk lol sometimes its just fun to do, its s0o0o0o0o0o easy when your the only girl online
Stranger: That is probably true.
You: like if you were the only guy in a sea of horny girls.....
You: youd do it
Stranger: No ma'am I would not.
You: then you sir are gay
You: lol jk
Stranger: No ma'am just have a high repsect for women.
You: then you are what we call a keeper
Stranger: I try my best ma'am
You: yeayea.......i bet you beat your girfriend
You: jkjkjkjk
You: lol:)
Stranger: That would be a horrible act!
Stranger: Any man who beats a women deserves hell
You: whiskey makes ya do stuff :/
Stranger: Mmm whiskey.
You: i walked into a door!!!!1!!!\
Stranger: Ouch. Why did you do that?
You: he drank to much whiskey
Stranger: Oh. I see. :/
You: lol jk again
You: i dont have a he
Stranger: You joke a lot ma'am.
You: i drink the whiskey without him
Stranger: That's what bars are for
You: you are correct sir, or liquor stares n parties
Stranger: Indeed.
You: stores*\
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Hmmm, indeed (takes puff from pipe)
You: lolz
Stranger: Lol. My friends say that.
You: what? indeed
You: so do we
Stranger: That they take puffs from their pipe
You: lulz awesome
You: tobacco?
Stranger: Yupperdoodles.
Stranger: What?
You: or rock cocaine?
Stranger: Neither.
You: marijuana
You: yay
Stranger: Bubbles! xd
You: bubble puff pipes?
Stranger: You blow on th epipe and bubbles come out
Stranger: *the
You: ah...you hang out with 5yo
You: kids?
Stranger: No. We just really love bubbles. ^_^
You: i thought you didnt do drugs? lol
Stranger: We don't None of my friends do.
You: ohhhh...then i was right....you are gay
You: 
Stranger: No ma'am not gay. Just waiting for the right girl.
You: with bubbles
Stranger: She doesn't have to love bubbles
You: .............for you to blow
Stranger: Actual bubbles. Not a dick.
You: just sayin.....lol
Stranger: Sorry. cat decided to play on teh keayboard.
Stranger: *keyboard
You: lol youre sigle with cats n like to blow bubbles with your guy friends?
You: just come out
Stranger: I don't have guy friends.
Stranger: Just a brother.
You: AND YOURE FROM ALABAMA, you cant make this shit up!!!!!
Stranger: I am from Texas. >.>
You: 0o0o0o0oh....thats why you wont come out
Stranger: I'm bout to grab a bitch by the weave.
You: smack that hoe!!!!!1!!!!!!1!1!!!!1!!111
Stranger: You being the noe.
Stranger: *hoe
You: i might be a hoe with you but your a fag
You:
Stranger: Nope I am not a ciggerette.
You: and we arent in england...........but you tried
Stranger: No ma'am look in a dictionary you know that book with all the really big words that you can't read.
You: now he tries to insinuate im dumb lol im just immature, but im smart jackass
Stranger: Says the one with inproper sentance structure.
You: you come online for sentence structure and grammer?
Stranger: And a Jackass is a male donkey.
You: ..........yeah...your straight
Stranger: Sentance structure and grammer, it's mainly just to piss off people like you.
Stranger: I'm pretty sure I'm more straight than that man you picked up last night I bet you turned him gay
You: im s0o0o0o0o angry....not just layin in bed laughin at a butthurt queer
Stranger: Queer means weird. Try new insults.
Stranger: Ones that actually make sense.
You: DUDE.....you are a homosexual.....someone who is sexually attracted to members of the same gender
You: does that work
Stranger: See a dude is a ingrown hair on an elephants buttocks.
You: or should i ask webster
You: your good at this
Stranger: It's because I actually read.
You: i guess when you get stood up that much you have time to study every common word
You: yea and i=the square root of 1
Stranger: I would only get stood up if I actually tried to get dates. But I am content without a women in my life.
You: who gives a damn
You: this is omegle not university
Stranger: Then why are you getting "butthurt" as you said.
You: Stranger: No ma'am not gay. Just waiting for the right girl
You: so cotent....why wait for something you dont want??
Stranger: As I said "Waiting"
You: im drunk and i run loops around your homo brain
Stranger: Running loops? My brain is hardly working to keep up with you.
You: your prob thinkin about curtains......not your fault
You: fag
Stranger: Curtains? Who uses curtains?
You: just the real world
Stranger: Curtains get in the way.
You: idk imma chick im not gay for knowin what they r
Stranger: Shades on the other hand work just fine
You: you sir r gay 4 sayin you dont
You: cuz everyone does
Stranger: Why use curtains when shades work just as well. And are less of a hassle
You: so JUST put IT in YOUR butt
Stranger: And see you keep going back to calling me a homosexual cause you can't think of anything else to insult me on. It is highly common in ignorant people
You: bye you stupid faggot bitch...fuck yourself and your life, i hope your cocky additude gets you killed i know it wont get you laid....goodluck and godspeed
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