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The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever
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I just figured out how to convince EVERYONE in the pub to go vegetarian.  I should have thought of this before!

I know there have been a lot of vegetarian threads and they always start long debates, but don't worry, there doesn't need to be a debate about this anymore.

Being vegetarian is better cause my jizz tastes better then yours.  :grin: 

No seriously!  Vegans/Vegetarian's jizz tastes sweet.  My girlfriend says it tastes like candy now! 

So if you want your girl all over your dick then you should get on the band wagon.  If you don't have a girl it is a great way to get some oral from random strangers.  When girls find out I am a vegetarian they instantaneously ask me if they can suck my dick.  I respectively direct them to my nearest vegetarian friend.

So if you want amazing results like this you to should become vegetarian.  I think we can all agree now that this debate is now over.

:ass2mouth:


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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: Nymphaea]
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Great now when I tell people I'm a vegetarian they'll think I've been tasting cum in copious amounts to find the perfect solution to my health.


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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: Nymphaea]
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I don't give a fuck how my jizz tastes, i'll just jizz in her vagina and it won't matter

Meat tastes awesome


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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: SillyBilly]
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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: GeorgieBoy]
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GeorgieBoy said:



:rofl2:


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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: Nymphaea]
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Nymphaea said:
I just figured out how to convince EVERYONE in the pub to go vegetarian.  I should have thought of this before!

I know there have been a lot of vegetarian threads and they always start long debates, but don't worry, there doesn't need to be a debate about this anymore.

Being vegetarian is better cause my jizz tastes better then yours.  :grin: 

No seriously!  Vegans/Vegetarian's jizz tastes sweet.  My girlfriend says it tastes like candy now! 

So if you want your girl all over your dick then you should get on the band wagon.  If you don't have a girl it is a great way to get some oral from random strangers.  When girls find out I am a vegetarian they instantaneously ask me if they can suck my dick.  I respectively direct them to my nearest vegetarian friend.

So if you want amazing results like this you to should become vegetarian.  I think we can all agree now that this debate is now over.

:ass2mouth:



nice :thumbup::vaped:


however,

you can accomplish this candy tasting thing with simply eating alot of fruits.

so, vegetarianism is not necessarily the cause, just eating alot of fruits is.


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: learningtofly]
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i love you nymphaea :awehigh:


you are drunk with me right now :awebig:

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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: learningtofly]
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GeorgieBoy said:




:lolsy:


seriously though. :rofl:


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: learningtofly]
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learningtofly said:
I don't give a fuck how my jizz tastes, i'll just jizz in her vagina and it won't matter

Meat tastes awesome


You like the meat bro?  :naughty:


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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: Nymphaea]
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Nymphaea said:
learningtofly said:
I don't give a fuck how my jizz tastes, i'll just jizz in her vagina and it won't matter

Meat tastes awesome


You like the meat bro?  :naughty:



:lmafo: :rofl2: :lolsy:


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: Nymphaea]
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ok in all seriousness though, i would love for my jizz to taste like candy.


but honey bbq wings are so fucking good!

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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: Nymphaea]
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everyone needs to eat teh meats




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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: GeorgieBoy]
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GeorgieBoy said:
ok in all seriousness though, i would love for my jizz to taste like candy.




just use a life saver as a cock ring, she'll never know the difference


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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: Prisoner#1]
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My gf is vegetarian, and when i goto her place i dont get to eat much meat.

She says when I havent eaten meat for a few days my cum isnt as creamy or tasty.

So there goes that theory. Next reason why you need to justify your eating habits to others so badly. Kinda makes you seem like you have some sort of eating disorder.


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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: drunkenlawngnome]
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I'm thinking that's just her eating second hand meat


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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Yup I totally have an eating disorder and I am totally trying to justify my eating habits right now. 

Well Sue said it so it must be true because she is the Goddess of all things sex.

Prisoner#1 said:
GeorgieBoy said:
ok in all seriousness though, i would love for my jizz to taste like candy.




just use a life saver as a cock ring, she'll never know the difference


I can't fit a life saver around my huge e-penis so I was forced to become vegetarian instead.  :shrug:

I guess we can conclude that if you eat meat you must have a small penis.


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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: Nymphaea] * 1
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Nymphaea said:
I guess we can conclude that if you eat meat you must have a small penis.


last chick I hooked up with said "who the hell you gonna satisfy with that?"

I said "me :naughty:"


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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: Nymphaea]
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I dont see any "the final im not a vegan because im not queerbait" threads around here.

Nymphaea said:
Yup I totally have an eating disorder and I am totally trying to justify my eating habits right now. 

Well Sue said it so it must be true because she is the Goddess of all things sex.

Prisoner#1 said:
GeorgieBoy said:
ok in all seriousness though, i would love for my jizz to taste like candy.




just use a life saver as a cock ring, she'll never know the difference


I can't fit a life saver around my huge e-penis so I was forced to become vegetarian instead.  :shrug:

I guess we can conclude that if you eat meat you must have a small penis.


Nymphaea said:
Yup I totally have an eating disorder and I am totally trying to justify my eating habits right now. 

Well Sue said it so it must be true because she is the Goddess of all things sex.

Prisoner#1 said:
GeorgieBoy said:
ok in all seriousness though, i would love for my jizz to taste like candy.




just use a life saver as a cock ring, she'll never know the difference


I can't fit a life saver around my huge e-penis so I was forced to become vegetarian instead.  :shrug:

I guess we can conclude that if you eat meat you must have a small penis.



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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
everyone needs to eat teh meats





Prisoner#1 said:
Nymphaea said:
I guess we can conclude that if you eat meat you must have a small penis.


last chick I hooked up with said "who the hell you gonna satisfy with that?"

I said "me :naughty:"



:lmafo:


:rofl2:



:omgawesome:


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:bobmarley: Shroomism said:
biting into a juicy delicious piece of fruit while tripping balls is probably up there in my greatest life experiences.:lsdabc:


HappyTrippin said:
I usually combat those kinds of negative statuses with a status of my own.

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful. - Buddha

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Re: The Final Vegetarian Thread Ever [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Nymphaea said:
I guess we can conclude that if you eat meat you must have a small penis.


last chick I hooked up with said "who the hell you gonna satisfy with that?"

I said "me :naughty:"


I like your style.  :wink:


:potleaf:


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