Prisoner#1 said:

the night of eternal turds

it was a birfday party, me and this chick were celebrating together, we
split a bottle of tequila, I was trashed so I went to the car and decided
to pass out, cops woke me up, they were raiding the party, no one busted, I
went back, had a few more and went for a walk, ended up in the woods trying
to pee, next thing I know I was awake in a large field, it was around 9am
or so, I was cold and covered in cow shit... no mushrooms to be found

I had no clue where I was so I just started walking, took a couple hours
but I made it back to the chicks apartment, showered, passed out in her
bed again

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