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rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself
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apparently he injected himself with a non-lethal amount of bleach and then drove his car into a pull going 80mph whilst wearing no belt? LMFAO :cool:


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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: owls]
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Its pretty sad that he did that...But its pretty stupid the way he carried it out

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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: owls]
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Science says that if you try and kill you're self and fail you generally become happier after the incident.


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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: ninja cat 09]
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ninja cat 09 said:
Science says that if you try and kill you're self and fail you generally become happier after the incident.


yeah, ignorance is bliss :shrug:

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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: ninja cat 09]
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that's why you CANT FAIL

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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: owls]
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Sounds like humanity would be better without this guy's genes in the pool.


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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: mescalinician]
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mescalinician said:
Sounds like humanity would be better without this guy's genes in the pool.


Thats what im saying, im trying to illegally buy a gun

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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: mescalinician]
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mescalinician said:
Sounds like humanity would be better without this guy's genes in the pool.


at least he keeps it chlorinated :lol:

and how do you under-dose on bleach?
Its not like its hard to get and/or expensive.
USE THE WHOLE DAMN NEEDLE this ain't the price is right,
you don't get bonus points for being "dead" on


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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: owls]
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and the winner for worst suicide attempt is ......



LMMAFO


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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: midweststoner]
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not funny.....


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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: JesusYodiHomeboy] * 1
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kinda funny.....


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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: midweststoner]
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Ya know, a bullet to the head is so much easier. Why try to make things complicated?

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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: owls]
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attempted suicide is like failing at failing.

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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: owls]
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:feelsbadman:


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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: thePatient] * 1
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Dead Milkmen - Bleach Boys

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys
Trashed on beers
Or a stoned bunch of hippies
With no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate's shot high
And we understand the reasons why
Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?
In a world where ministers murder golf pros
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chugalug bleach
No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk
I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk
I wanna die with Clorox within reach

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old
Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where midgets run for mayor
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast, others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet
But drinking bleach is my way of winning

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where welders own our schools
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I am so bored!


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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: owls]
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I dont find that funny...

hopefully he gets the help he needs. :mrt:

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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: Devlish2]
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Fuck yeah, Dead Milkmen. That song is exactly what I was thinking about when I read this hahaha :thumbup:


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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: volcomstoner]
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injecting yourself with Bleach suggests that your to big a faggot for anyone to sell you the fun shit.

You should tell your sister to take a cell phone pic of this retard in  the hospital and post it up for us bro!

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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: P-O] * 1
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PostiveOutlook said:
I dont find that funny...

hopefully he gets the help he needs. :mrt:



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Re: rofl... my sister's friend's boyfriend tried to kill himself [Re: volcomstoner]
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volcomstoner said:
Fuck yeah, Dead Milkmen. That song is exactly what I was thinking about when I read this hahaha :thumbup:


I love that band. I must of listened to Beelzebubba and Big Lizard in my Backyard at least 10 times each this past week alone. Major props for listening to this great satirical band man! :thumbup:


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