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My cat is stuck on top of a tree
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My parent's dogs ran my kitty 70ft up a stright tree.

I need her down so I can move and doesn't look like she will come down to easily on her own....

Fucking dogs!


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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: TrancedShroom]
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Call the Amberlamps


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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: Smartweed]
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I can assure you that your cat can get itself down
you ever seen a skeleton of a cat in a tree before


didn't think so


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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: niteowl]
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Just on the ground from where they fell....


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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: TrancedShroom]
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For reals just call the fire department... they are bored as hell right now I bet.


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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: Smartweed]
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Shake a bag of cat treats or put a bowl of food on the ground.


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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: Smartweed]
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Smartweed said:
For reals just call the fire department... they are bored as hell right now I bet.



Yeah, and what fireman doesn't wanna be the hero that saves the little girl's kitty cat?

You might not be a little girl, but whatever..

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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: Smartweed]
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That's what why we have fire mans.

Get yourself a fire dude to save your kitty from certain peril.

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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: astral_stardust]
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I'm thinking tranq gun and catch her with a spread out blanket.


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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: TrancedShroom]
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Where the hell you gonna get a tranq gun?

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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: TrancedShroom]
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TrancedShroom said:
I'm thinking tranq gun and catch her with a spread out blanket.



Cat's have 9 lives, if you don't catch her it's still good.

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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Where the hell you gonna get a tranq gun?



Porn Shops sell em

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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: appleorange]
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:orly:

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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
Where the hell you gonna get a tranq gun?



Straw and Q-tip soaked with K. :awesome:


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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: appleorange]
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appleorange said:
Gumby said:
Where the hell you gonna get a tranq gun?



Porn Shops sell em



ROFL


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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
:orly:



Porno, tranq guns, and meth pipes are a commodity. I'm not sure how the three work in conjuction with one another personally.

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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: appleorange]
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You talking about those blow dart tubes? I wouldn't call that a tranq gun unless it comes with a dart that you can fill with liquids.

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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: appleorange]
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either cut the tree down, or shoot her down... :wink:


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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: appleorange]
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appleorange said:
Gumby said:
Where the hell you gonna get a tranq gun?



Porn Shops sell em



Well, i guess i could see that it's definitely more sure-fire than candy. :shrug:


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Re: My cat is stuck on top of a tree [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
You talking about those blow dart tubes? I wouldn't call that a tranq gun unless it comes with a dart that you can fill with liquids.



Maybe your porn shop is just behind the times.

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