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Bodhi of Ankou
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Registered: 06/02/09
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Loc: Soviet Canukistan

One hell of a stripper

#12319966 - 04/02/10 07:51 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I travlled all the way to Alberta yesterday so I could hit up some strip clubs and its was :awebig:

so much scantily clad ass shamelessly throwing themselves all over for money

The lapdance was pretty fuckin great :awesomenod:

but this one stripper did something real amazing my buddy put a twenty draped over his nose and that hoe picked it up with her pussy lips I was amazed and had her pick a few tens of my nose myself.

I love strippers :aweoverdose:

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Re: One hell of a stripper

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#12319983 - 04/02/10 07:54 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

did you take a shower after she rubbed her pussy all over your face?

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Coaster
Baʿal

Registered: 05/22/06
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Re: One hell of a stripper

[Re: JT]
#12319989 - 04/02/10 07:55 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

ew she touched money with her labia, shes jus askin for a UTI

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Angel_Above
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Re: One hell of a stripper

[Re: Coaster]
#12320006 - 04/02/10 07:58 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Ew that's gross.

The only time I went to a strip club was because the whole thing was free. It was 21+ and I was 19 at the time but my friend was "with" a stripper so we got in free, and I got free drinks all night. Everyone pretty much knew I was younger (I still can't grow facial hair) and then I got a free lap dance.

But idk what the fascination is. You can't touch 'em like you'd want to. I'd rather have my porn.

:penis:

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Bodhi of Ankou
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Registered: 06/02/09
Posts: 24,778
Loc: Soviet Canukistan

Re: One hell of a stripper

[Re: Coaster]
#12320020 - 04/02/10 08:02 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Yes I definitly washed my face after I left, can't even imagine how dirty that whore is she looked like one of the most "well travelled" dancers out of all the girls that night

Meh diffrent strokes for different folks I'd rather have a lap dance then sit at home fappin to porn, but its only a once in a while thing shits expensive when you have to pay for most of it

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Raw
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Registered: 03/23/10
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Loc: USA West Coast

Re: One hell of a stripper

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#12320037 - 04/02/10 08:05 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Wouldn't you rather have a relationship? I don't know maybe I'm being old-fashioned and naive.

I understand the fixation. It is just unrequited lust but I'd prefer finding someone cool.

I wonder if it would be the other way around. I've never heard of a girl saying, wow he picked up my money and took it away with his penis.

And then say... Man I'd love to have sex with him. I'd like to find a girl like that.

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AlteredAgain
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Re: One hell of a stripper

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#12320044 - 04/02/10 08:06 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I can think of so many better ways to spend my money than one night at a strip club..

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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: One hell of a stripper

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#12320080 - 04/02/10 08:14 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I'm all for relationships going to stripclub was strictly for entertainment it wasn't for any other reason its not like I ever been to one before just thought I would check one out see what its all about ya know?

Its not like I'm looking to get with a skankyass stripper I'd much rather be with someone I love just felt like checking out some tits n ass and havin some fun with my boys

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Raw
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Loc: USA West Coast

Re: One hell of a stripper

[Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#12320232 - 04/02/10 08:50 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I'm confident that I'm a nice person. Me finding someone may or may not happen.

I see that it was entertainment but at what cost...

I bet she goes home crying or doing drugs to cope with the fact she has little self worth since she sleeps with men for money and demeans herself. And you went home thinking that is how women are... Which many of them are.

I knew a guy who dated a stripper / prostitute, he didn't have much, and it was tough on him, but that is all they had, and the drugs. But they had each other and they made it work... as best they could... for as long as they could.

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Coaster
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Re: One hell of a stripper

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#12320254 - 04/02/10 08:57 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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I bet she goes home crying or doing drugs to cope with the fact she has little self worth

or maybe she goes home to her fancy house thinking how grand it is to be in america and exploit horny chumps and make a decent living off of non strenuous, short shift work. I bet the stripper is less depressed than a factory worker.

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Astral_JL
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Registered: 01/09/08
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Re: One hell of a stripper

[Re: Coaster]
#12320255 - 04/02/10 08:58 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Coaster said:

ew she touched money with her labia, shes jus askin for a UTI

lets not forget the small amount of drug residue left of bills. :lipsrsealed:

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Maurer

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Re: One hell of a stripper

[Re: Coaster]
#12320289 - 04/02/10 09:07 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

Coaster said:

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I bet she goes home crying or doing drugs to cope with the fact she has little self worth

or maybe she goes home to her fancy house thinking how grand it is to be in america and exploit horny chumps and make a decent living off of non strenuous, short shift work. I bet the stripper is less depressed than a factory worker.

Some are I'm sure, but many are depressed, daddy issue having whores who hate what the've become. I don't like slutty girls my self but many strip for coke money. Take some coke or meth into a strip club and tell the skanks you have it and watch what happens.

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