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Pinhead
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Friday in Hell

#2201721 - 12/26/03 04:45 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a de
The demon asked, "Why so glum?"

The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!"

"Hell's not so bad," the demon said.
"We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?"

"Sure," the man said, "I love to drink."

"Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays
all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness,
wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink till
we throw up and then we drink some more!"

The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great."

"You a smoker?" the demon asked.

"You better believe it!"

"You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars
from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If
you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead, remember?"

"Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"

The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble."

"Why yes, as a matter of fact I do."

"Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,
blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If

you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow."

You into drugs?"

The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs!

You don't mean . . .."

"That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself
to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a
doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the
drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"

"Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his
situation, "I never realized Hell was such a cool place!"

The demon said, "You gay?"

"No."

"Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!"

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Anonymous

Re: Friday in Hell

[Re: Pinhead]
#2201816 - 12/26/03 07:44 AM (22 years, 7 months ago)

Ahahahaha. He better save some of that crack for friday (no pun intended)

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SixCee
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Registered: 06/12/02
Posts: 3,720
Loc: US, Chicago

Re: Friday in Hell

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#2203050 - 12/26/03 10:56 PM (22 years, 7 months ago)

Hhaha!

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