deCypher said:

You are my hero. 

Also Logical Chaos and the bizzle...

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Thanks. My friends always said I was good, I only freestyle when I'm incredibly high though. I've been known to go off for 20 minutes or so, but the funny thing is, I really don't like rap or hip hop.

pfxtc said:

Bitch you act like your dick is this and that,
my dick fucking conquered civilizations of the past,
I swing the almighty Lobster with so much authority,
the shit cuts through space and time, gives Perses a straight lobotomy,
if you ever need a ladder to crawl into space,
take a deep breath bow for a week and maybe my dick will show grace,
2% erect will take you to the moon,
20% erect will show you the milky way's spoon,
50% erect you'll be straight up in Andromeda,
100% erect you'll in another dimension's Jane Fonda.
Now it's alright I understand your distaste
but the thing I did to your mother, sister, aunt, grandmother, and pet rock were all a disgrace.
I felt really bad, putting them in wheelchairs,
but then again, I swung my dick and stopped an old lady from falling down the stairs.
Problem is, the massive impact may have stopped her from tumbling,
but a black hole was created from the massive rumbling,
You may chop a mountain down with the edge of your hand,
but I just swing my dick and Charlie Chaplin sings a song so grand,
he sings a tale of the almighty Lobster,
so mighty and bold,
a tale of the almighty Lobster,
pierces through space into the oldest of old,
planets hear of my dick and they shudder,
how the fuck do you think Stars collapse,
my dick flings against them causes it all to elapse,
just like the story I'm telling you is true,
well it's really not, but we can all dream dude.

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hahahaha fuckin nice on the % part

the bizzle said:

pfxtc said:

Bitch you act like your dick is this and that,
my dick fucking conquered civilizations of the past,
I swing the almighty Lobster with so much authority,
the shit cuts through space and time, gives Perses a straight lobotomy,
if you ever need a ladder to crawl into space,
take a deep breath bow for a week and maybe my dick will show grace,
2% erect will take you to the moon,
20% erect will show you the milky way's spoon,
50% erect you'll be straight up in Andromeda,
100% erect you'll in another dimension's Jane Fonda.
Now it's alright I understand your distaste
but the thing I did to your mother, sister, aunt, grandmother, and pet rock were all a disgrace.
I felt really bad, putting them in wheelchairs,
but then again, I swung my dick and stopped an old lady from falling down the stairs.
Problem is, the massive impact may have stopped her from tumbling,
but a black hole was created from the massive rumbling,
You may chop a mountain down with the edge of your hand,
but I just swing my dick and Charlie Chaplin sings a song so grand,
he sings a tale of the almighty Lobster,
so mighty and bold,
a tale of the almighty Lobster,
pierces through space into the oldest of old,
planets hear of my dick and they shudder,
how the fuck do you think Stars collapse,
my dick flings against them causes it all to elapse,
just like the story I'm telling you is true,
well it's really not, but we can all dream dude.

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hahahaha fuckin nice on the % part

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Yeah that was like the breakdown of a heavy metal song. I liked the pet rock part

the bizzle said:

lol I don't see how that implies that

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Well if you implied what I think you implied then I implied you thought I thought you thunk that I thought.

I find myself doing that a lot when I reply to your posts,

but here's my reasoning:

You posted something rather short, but good nonetheless. I posted probably 4-5 times more content. Thus, you saying you tried too hard, implies, at least in my sketchy perceptive ways, that I tried probably 4-5 times harder, since I supplied 4-5 times more content, IS MY REASONING CLEAR?

the bizzle said:

well I spent a pretty good little while with it. LOL I had to alter a lot of phrases it to make it fit together better, so some thangs had to be cut out or maybe didn't come across quite like I wanted them too. Oh well ...

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Oh I get it, so you were kind of giving me a compliment?

I changed probably 2-3 words around, I have some kind of talent for it, although it's pretty worthless.

When I close my eyes and head towards the deep sleep I hear rap songs in my head and rap beats, when I'd much rather be hearing electrik voodoochild sounddsszzszszzszszszszsz.

pfxtc said:

the bizzle said:

well I spent a pretty good little while with it. LOL I had to alter a lot of phrases it to make it fit together better, so some thangs had to be cut out or maybe didn't come across quite like I wanted them too. Oh well ...

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Oh I get it, so you were kind of giving me a compliment?

I changed probably 2-3 words around, I have some kind of talent for it, although it's pretty worthless.

When I close my eyes and head towards the deep sleep I hear rap songs in my head and rap beats, when I'd much rather be hearing electrik voodoochild sounddsszzszszzszszszszsz.

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haha. yeah it would be more of a compliment to you than anything. I have a knack for it too, but it was a challenge trying to make everything somehow shroomery-related and I couldn't quite find a satisfactory way to end the serious business portion.  but there are thangs i like about it, so meh

the bizzle said:

pfxtc said:

the bizzle said:

well I spent a pretty good little while with it. LOL I had to alter a lot of phrases it to make it fit together better, so some thangs had to be cut out or maybe didn't come across quite like I wanted them too. Oh well ...

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Oh I get it, so you were kind of giving me a compliment?

I changed probably 2-3 words around, I have some kind of talent for it, although it's pretty worthless.

When I close my eyes and head towards the deep sleep I hear rap songs in my head and rap beats, when I'd much rather be hearing electrik voodoochild sounddsszzszszzszszszszsz.

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haha. yeah it would be more of a compliment to you than anything. I have a knack for it too, but it was a challenge trying to make everything somehow shroomery-related and I couldn't quite find a satisfactory way to end the serious business portion.  but there are thangs i like about it, so meh

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As long as it there's no need to

My first one was actually 4 different posts and I just combined it all into one. Not really shroomery related, but there's drugs, dicks, and death. The three D's required to make a proper freestyle.

ocarina said:

Aah shit, you expect me to believe a lie?

Fucking guy...
Look man, you can rhyme

you can try, right?

But a fucking nigger picture, like Avatar,
right there, by your side

will not save you from the rapture of your line.

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gzuf said:

These rhymes
Made me cum
in my pants
near the zipper.

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I've got something in my front pocket for you,
why don't you reach in there, and see what it issss.

Kiefish said:

Eggplants.
Eggplants.
Croissants filled with fire ants.

Meep meep,
hella beep,
Stella streep,
and Ella the Creep.

mep,

meep.

mep,

meep.



mahp.

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