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The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off.
    #11938726 -

Rhyme a line with the line above,
Try to keep it good,
It's pretty tough.
But I got faith that the Shroomery
Will make it okay,
We will have a rap thread goin' all day.
Fuck da police rules,
I had for this thread of mine
Just make a long continuous rap
So we will have a sign
That reminds us we are white
And cannot rhyme.


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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: gzuf]
    #11938743 -

Chillin at my house, postin on the Shroomery
Don't know what they say, ain't gettin through to me


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“I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens.
I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan

Edited by Frost (01/31/10 10:16 PM)

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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: gzuf]
    #11938756 -

I think you've gimped it already with your introductory grime.
I don't know whether to do more than one line.


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:kodama:

Save Shroomerites Anonymous!

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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: two_rivers]
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two_rivers said:
I think you've gimped it already with your introductory grime.
I don't know whether to do more than one line.



You're doin' all right,
Doin' quite fine
I do believe if I had the time
I'd take you out back and make you mine.


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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: gzuf]
    #11938824 -

i shall participate
while filtering this precipitate

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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: gzuf]
    #11938843 -

....But if I wait,
Its already too late

To Smoke, you Toke to get really High,
But when hope to go Broke, Then you won't be able to Fly.

Downtown is for clowns that makes sh*t happen, this is why its not called "rapping",
I say Molecular, I get a heckler. Its too silly, even for Stephen, and her girl named Billy.

But I reach out and touch 'em,
Its soft like cloth, then I think "Ah, F*ck 'em!"
Intelliectual but not conceptual, its impossible to know the reasoning,
Its unacceptable, so why don't you add your own seasoning?

Inhaling Ketamine, but the teacher is already ahead of me.
Lines-crossing, champane popping, making out with the educator.
She starts pulling down on my Brown, I tell her "Maybe later".

Once you think your going Black,
The Flowing Gets Going till the early Morning,
If you blink, you're already Back

~ LogicaL Chaos ~

Edited by LogicaL Chaos (01/31/10 10:41 PM)

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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #11938874 -

I don't really see
Where this thread will be
When I wake up in the morning
(After I take my long ass pee)
But I hope you keep rhymin'
And rappin'
And keepin' it up
Because if I know one thing
That is quite certain
Is that I rap so well
Y'all are learnin'.


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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: gzuf]
    #11938911 -

:poop:

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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: gzuf]
    #11938928 -

I may be white, doesn't mean i can't kill the flow,
feel what i feel and then tear you down cuz you dont even know.

All loose and jiving like these rhymes are whose driving,
but i'm behind the wheel mothafucker i'm ill.
I'm the nigga who give it to you real, ask up to the sky
and you get lightning bolted, surreal.

:confused:

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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
    #11939011 -

Real for a meal, made of bright light and soft veil.
Tasty for its nutritious but hardly because its delicious.

But I was still hungry for more, not just to score, for the sake of art,
So I take my heart,
and inserted inside, nothing to hide,
Even thou I just crapped my pants on an intense Coaster Ride,

Now I leave it to you, to spread the glue,
and keep this flow from drying.
If I'm lieing, I'm dying,
except when I make it up flyin',

Make it happen, spill it on a napkin, or however you wish to write it....

~ LogicaL Chaos ~

Edited by LogicaL Chaos (01/31/10 11:05 PM)

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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: DeadHearts]
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DeadHearts said:
:poop:



Who is this guy who follows me around,
He is just like a big giant frown
Tryin' to make everyone's day all bad
Tryin' to kill my rap thread I had
But everyone knows
And everyone sees
That he is just infatuated
With me, the lower case 'g'
I don't know if I deserve it
I don't know if I did wrong
If I see one more turd from you
I'm gonna take you out back and whip you with my King Dong

RAP BATTLE!

Edited by gzuf (01/31/10 11:12 PM)

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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
    #11939039 -

good try my friend
thats really whats its about
one step at a time
u should b proud
now ima try to deliver
im the seeker and giver
the spinner and reaper
the existential weaver
the magician the seer
karma, its clear


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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: iamu]
    #11939119 -

in other words, i got the magic stick
and what i do with it involves ur chick
if u dont have one, yo moms will do
when i say shell do she will DO
im like yeah baby, and she like OOO
let me tell u a story about what I do
I take shit to level 10, and ur stuck on 2
but if u head my words of wisdom
son, u might just see the truth
so listen when i say, begin now dude
where were u back in 82?
it was all good then, and when your gone itll be cool too
so make the best of it, it aint long, have fun fool


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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #11939126 -

ok bring it back bring it back
lets talk some smack,
and do some smack,(what?)
nah bro that shit is wack

im all about that oc you see
so when you talk to me
better-be bringin me goods
for my recipe
be testin me for all them drugs
when i step into the room
i aint got no lov fo thugs
needa learn ta chill n shroom

thats all i really wanna do for now, i :facepalm: at this


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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: themostpurple]
    #11939495 -

This is all freestyle :shrug:

I haven't smoked enough weed to deal with this shit,
pass that Dalai Lama acid over here I need another hit,
Sketchy stupid confused mother fucker's running amuck,
Drink 5, 6, 7 shots and then I'll fuck them up.
People drop by to say they ain't shy,
telling me the way I run things won't fly,
Acting like the way they walk is hot off the press,
2 shank wounds, off with their flesh.
Tired of this shit, need another hobby,
might as well go blast the mother fuckers in the lobby.
Walk down the hall with my 9 in my hands,
these mother fucker's don't deserve a second chance.
Decapitated bodies laying all around,
the sound of screaming babies precipitates through sound,
Stomp them little mother fucker's faces into the floor,
stupid little fucks the spawn of some two timing inbred whore,
door explodes and police knock down the door
bullets fly and initiate the gore,
i finally hit the floor,
don't gotta sing this fucking shit no more.
My soul is revived,
who knew all that Buddhist jive
would fly,
reincarnation,
initiation,
leaving the station only to be back again,
realizing life is beautiful,
finally confess to all my sins,
my disgust in myself irrefutable,
but it's alright, non duality ain't negotiable,
gotta see the shit in two different lights,
good and evil dark and light,
if you get bitten don't hate black or white,
just hate the bite.
one word these kids and politicians just don't understand
peace is all there is live life the best you can,
plant a flower watch it grow,
see the seeds of love start to grow,
look into screen infront of you
realize without the sun none of it would be possible,
pray to your god to yourself to the sun,
and stop making stupid fucking raps,
you stupid cracker jack mother fuckers,
fuck all that shit about peace and the Earth is our mother,
that shit is fucking pussy shit I don't give a fuck,
say this shit in prison and you'll be getting fucked,
some of you probably already know what I'm talking about,
hell the look on some of your faces looks like you've had a dick shoved down your throat,
probably trapped up your airway you had to fend for life,
karate chopped the dudes dick wishin' you had a knife,
life in prison is hard for the weak and pathetic,
but in the end I think we're all a little fucked,
live and don't regret it.
Forget it, the meaning of my story ain't clear,
drink some everclear maybe it'll help steer you through the fear,
Like I said life is life there's nothing more,
stop killing yourself with all these fucking chores,
fuck this fuck them fuck me fuck that,
what kind of bullshit is this you can't live like that.
Stop looking all around trying to put others down,
everything you hate in somebody is what you see in your own frown,
staring in the mirror,
putting yourself down,
kills more then a nuclear bomb could ever bring down,
the answer's within yourself to stop being down,
live and let live like Paul said,
even though John Lennon is fucking dead,
it doesn't matter, peace is within us all,
stop being so negative and have a fucking ball,
drugs aren't the problem neither is society,
the problem is the fucked up shit growing inside of me,
the shit that makes me regret my actions,
the shit that makes me negotiate with my reactions,
it's all instinct mother fucker, every breath you take,
every leaf you rake every dice you shake every heart you break everything you take,
it's all within us all,
there ain't no stopping it,
put that bullshit thing you call negativity down,
and
just
be
content.

Edited by pfxtc (02/01/10 12:51 AM)

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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: two_rivers]
    #11939694 -

yo I clicked on a thread
all but the bizzle was found dead
I'm OG like the OP
from 5 am to 5am, I break bread and hold it down the shroomery
but while the mods say: stay set, yo we be backin up
my girl aint home yet, she ackin up
I shoulda knew this jezebel was gonna throw me a curveball
now I'm clickety-clackin up
but I found the glitch in this flash game
now my score, it be stackin up
on top o the world yall

I'm doin thangs like feels good, man
and yo, we owe it to ythan
no time to STAL for a poll
you fake e-thugs roll and then get trolled
from under the bridge of your broadband

my e-penis is the meanest,
even ETjesus at first couldnt believe this
my words dry smash your shit box, crash your firefox
with verbal disagreements to make you feel how I mean it

slow minds tweak when I crank it up like crankdre
your power to chill is weak, even with your hand on the icetray
you niggaz gettin TOLE
ice in ass and pussy, any day, could never be this cold

i got this shit sold like a bizzness
this is MY internet
I'm serious
you get pissed and clutch your fist
All I need is one graemlin
I get the gist that you're mind is delirious

but for every hater
there's a celebrater
celebratin with awedance
and at late night in the naked woman thread
there's a fapper fappin with no pants

I put you to so much shame you can't even post in anonymous
with feels bad man, I leave you synonymous
My rhymes melt your face like an eighth of the mushroom
lyrical acid rain droppin ten strips of such doom
don't even have to put you on ignore,
sweep you under the floor with my metaphorical broom
take your wack posting style back
to where it belongs
in the romper room


peace


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MY HAIR IS A BIRD 
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID


Edited by the bizzle (02/01/10 01:39 AM)

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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: pfxtc]
    #11939698 -

pfxtc said:
This is all freestyle :shrug:

I haven't smoked enough weed to deal with this shit,
pass that Dalai Lama acid over here I need another hit,
Sketchy stupid confused mother fucker's running amuck,
Drink 5, 6, 7 shots and then I'll fuck them up.
People drop by to say they ain't shy,
telling me the way I run things won't fly,
Acting like the way they walk is hot off the press,
2 shank wounds, off with their flesh.
Tired of this shit, need another hobby,
might as well go blast the mother fuckers in the lobby.
Walk down the hall with my 9 in my hands,
these mother fucker's don't deserve a second chance.
Decapitated bodies laying all around,
the sound of screaming babies precipitates through sound,
Stomp them little mother fucker's faces into the floor,
stupid little fucks the spawn of some two timing inbred whore,
door explodes and police knock down the door
bullets fly and initiate the gore,
i finally hit the floor,
don't gotta sing this fucking shit no more.
My soul is revived,
who knew all that Buddhist jive
would fly,
reincarnation,
initiation,
leaving the station only to be back again,
realizing life is beautiful,
finally confess to all my sins,
my disgust in myself irrefutable,
but it's alright, non duality ain't negotiable,
gotta see the shit in two different lights,
good and evil dark and light,
if you get bitten don't hate black or white,
just hate the bite.
one word these kids and politicians just don't understand
peace is all there is live life the best you can,
plant a flower watch it grow,
see the seeds of love start to grow,
look into screen infront of you
realize without the sun none of it would be possible,
pray to your god to yourself to the sun,
and stop making stupid fucking raps,
you stupid cracker jack mother fuckers,
fuck all that shit about peace and the Earth is our mother,
that shit is fucking pussy shit I don't give a fuck,
say this shit in prison and you'll be getting fucked,
some of you probably already know what I'm talking about,
hell the look on some of your faces looks like you've had a dick shoved down your throat,
probably trapped up your airway you had to fend for life,
karate chopped the dudes dick wishin' you had a knife,
life in prison is hard for the weak and pathetic,
but in the end I think we're all a little fucked,
live and don't regret it.
Forget it, the meaning of my story ain't clear,
drink some everclear maybe it'll help steer you through the fear,
Like I said life is life there's nothing more,
stop killing yourself with all these fucking chores,
fuck this fuck them fuck me fuck that,
what kind of bullshit is this you can't live like that.
Stop looking all around trying to put others down,
everything you hate in somebody is what you see in your own frown,
staring in the mirror,
putting yourself down,
kills more then a nuclear bomb could ever bring down,
the answer's within yourself to stop being down,
live and let live like Paul said,
even though John Lennon is fucking dead,
it doesn't matter, peace is within us all,
stop being so negative and have a fucking ball,
drugs aren't the problem neither is society,
the problem is the fucked up shit growing inside of me,
the shit that makes me regret my actions,
the shit that makes me negotiate with my reactions,
it's all instinct mother fucker, every breath you take,
every leaf you rake every dice you shake every heart you break everything you take,
it's all within us all,
there ain't no stopping it,
put that bullshit thing you call negativity down,
and
just
be
content.




You are my hero.  :congrats:

Also Logical Chaos and the bizzle... :thumbup:


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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: deCypher]
    #11939703 -

lol i made a few minor adjustments


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MY HAIR IS A BIRD 
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID


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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: the bizzle]
    #11939721 -

Bitch you act like your dick is this and that,
my dick fucking conquered civilizations of the past,
I swing the almighty Lobster with so much authority,
the shit cuts through space and time, gives Perses a straight lobotomy,
if you ever need a ladder to crawl into space,
take a deep breath bow for a week and maybe my dick will show grace,
2% erect will take you to the moon,
20% erect will show you the milky way's spoon,
50% erect you'll be straight up in Andromeda,
100% erect you'll in another dimension's Jane Fonda.
Now it's alright I understand your distaste
but the thing I did to your mother, sister, aunt, grandmother, and pet rock were all a disgrace.
I felt really bad, putting them in wheelchairs,
but then again, I swung my dick and stopped an old lady from falling down the stairs.
Problem is, the massive impact may have stopped her from tumbling,
but a black hole was created from the massive rumbling,
You may chop a mountain down with the edge of your hand,
but I just swing my dick and Charlie Chaplin sings a song so grand,
he sings a tale of the almighty Lobster,
so mighty and bold,
a tale of the almighty Lobster,
pierces through space into the oldest of old,
planets hear of my dick and they shudder,
how the fuck do you think Stars collapse,
my dick flings against them causes it all to elapse,
just like the story I'm telling you is true,
well it's really not, but we can all dream dude.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: The Thread of Rhymes That Will Melt Your Face Off. [Re: pfxtc]
    #11939724 -

Aah shit, you expect me to believe a lie?

Fucking guy...
Look man, you can rhyme

you can try, right?

But a fucking nigger picture, like Avatar,
right there, by your side

will not save you from the rapture of your line.

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