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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: ThailandBound]
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And just on cue my neighbors in this apartment complex are apparently going at it heavily.  :doggystyle:


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: Chubba]
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yes, i'm a girl. what is your point?

i wanted to participate in this thread, damnit!


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Oh, and I've never cheated. I know you didn't ask, but I find that reprehensible. I figure if you're in a monogamous relationship, but want to fuck someone else, then you shouldn't be in a monogamous relationship. :shrug2: I've never understoob people who cheat...



I got cheated on once back when I was 18, my first serious relationship.

I saw her for the first time since the other week, she's married now and has 2 children. I didn't want to speak to her, but I felt the need to say "I'm happy you have moved on in life, but you're still an untrustworthy slut and you will have to live with that".

Went and got my beer, then dissapeared.

Once a cheater, always a cheater.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: ThailandBound]
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ThailandBound said:
deladude said:
now does going down on a girl count?
if that counts i'd better add atleast 6or7 more



Why the hell would you go down on a girl and not fuck her. I mean I will cop dome and not fuck MAYBE but if im eatin im screwin



what can i say? i'm a romantic:shrug:


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Well then start sexing up some ladies or you have no place here.:crankey:


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: ThailandBound]
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ThailandBound said:
deladude said:
now does going down on a girl count?
if that counts i'd better add atleast 6or7 more



Why the hell would you go down on a girl and not fuck her. I mean I will cop dome and not fuck MAYBE but if im eatin im screwin




I've had a few women that either were saving their "viginity" or whatever. Its not like I'll turn down a blowjob, and its bad manners not to lick her out too. :grin:



Oh, and I remember one more chick, but I can't remember her name...Adrea or something like that. So I guess that makes 15 in 5 years.


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Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: Ima Trooper]
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This thread makes me envious of y'all hormone-driven sluts.


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: deCypher]
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deCypher said:
This thread makes me envious of y'all hormone-driven sluts.




Hell I'm barely horny anymore. My T levels go through waves, I think I'm in an ebb right now. Sucks for bodybuilding.


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: deCypher]
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deCypher said:
This thread makes me envious of y'all hormone-driven sluts.



yeah well i havent gotten any in a while. i think i'm on my way to being an honorary virgin again:mad:


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
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:kingcrankey:


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: deladude]
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deladude said:
deCypher said:
This thread makes me envious of y'all hormone-driven sluts.



yeah well i havent gotten any in a while. i think i'm on my way to being an honorary virgin again:mad:



Same here.  There's just so much effort involved in the lengthy courtship and meaningless social games; makes me wish I could just ask a girl to fuck and she say yes without any of these other mundane fucking trivialities.


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: deCypher]
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My problem is I got girls who want to fuck but Im picky when it comes to personalities. I require a deep connection otherwise it seems empty and meaningless to me.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
My problem is I got girls who want to fuck but Im picky when it comes to personalities.



Oddly enough, I have a similar problem -- hahaha

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: deCypher]
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deCypher said:
Same here.  There's just so much effort involved in the lengthy courtship and meaningless social games; makes me wish I could just ask a girl to fuck and she say yes without any of these other mundane fucking trivialities.



You just gotta know how to ask. Forget courtship and all that, a guy in prime should be able to bring home an insecure hot girl a couple times a week at least if so wanted to. Sometimes there not hot but always insecure thats what makes em easy. You just have to give them the attention they so want and make them feel special. Its easy


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: deCypher]
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deCypher said:
This thread makes me envious of y'all hormone-driven sluts.



How to get laid:

Lower your standards, Loosen your morals, and get drunk with strangers often.

But that shit really is empty and meaningless.  :shrug:  It's not like it's unhealthy as long as you don't catch anything. 

Wrap your dick up, and here's another great tip:


:lol:


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
My problem is I got girls who want to fuck but Im picky when it comes to personalities. I require a deep connection otherwise it seems empty and meaningless to me.



If you dont like her personality that is easily solved by poundin her hard enough to keep her screamin and not talking then send her home or go home whichever applies


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: PurpleKush]
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I like my standards where they are at.

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: deCypher]
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deCypher said:
deladude said:
deCypher said:
This thread makes me envious of y'all hormone-driven sluts.



yeah well i havent gotten any in a while. i think i'm on my way to being an honorary virgin again:mad:



Same here.  There's just so much effort involved in the lengthy courtship and meaningless social games; makes me wish I could just ask a girl to fuck and she say yes without any of these other mundane fucking trivialities.



I totally agree with this. It's been a good few months for me. I have been lacking the ambition to go out and put in effort. I must say I'm about due... All of my old fuck buddies are either in relationships or have moved out of town. It's time to get back into the game..

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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: ThailandBound]
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ThailandBound said:
deCypher said:
Same here.  There's just so much effort involved in the lengthy courtship and meaningless social games; makes me wish I could just ask a girl to fuck and she say yes without any of these other mundane fucking trivialities.



You just gotta know how to ask. Forget courtship and all that, a guy in prime should be able to bring home an insecure hot girl a couple times a week at least if so wanted to. Sometimes there not hot but always insecure thats what makes em easy. You just have to give them the attention they so want and make them feel special. Its easy



I could get any number of girls but I don't want to introduce manipulativeness and deceitfulness into a potentially blossoming hot relationship, if ya know what I mean.


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Re: How many girls have you had sex with? [Re: toader123]
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Only slept with 5 chicks....but got blow jobs from a few others. :shrug:


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