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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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cant really judge you on that one. thats up to the big man. just let me know when you get to judgement day if the all mighty lets a huge one rip in your face when you are asking to go up and not down for eternitty. lol funny ass thread though.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: DeadHearts]
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DeadHearts said:
You are a piece of shit.


Do you do anything in these forums but call people names?


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: gzuf]
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gzuf said:
DeadHearts said:
You are a piece of shit.


Do you do anything in these forums but call people names?


no

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: DeadHearts]
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i'm fine with other people farting around me.


does this change anything??

not in my face though. but it's not really my fault he was sitting down on the sidewalk. thats where i walk.

and it's proven fact that walking is for bowel movements, or it's useless.


and I quote from Aristotle's Physics, Book 2
Quote:
A sign of this is the fact that we say an event is pointless if it [is of the sort that] is for some result but [in this case] that result is not what it is for. If, for instance, walking is for evacuating the bowels, but when he walked on this occasion it was not [for that reason] then we say that he walked pointlessly and that his walking is pointless. We assume that an event is pointless if it is naturally for something else, but does not succeed in [being for] what it is naturally for. For if someone said that his washing himself was pointless because the sun was not eclipsed, he would be ridiculous, since washing is not for producing eclipses.


case in point.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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:lol: I woulda said smell that ?
last nights dinner
does that make ya hungery?
still funny though


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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that's pretty grade school of you


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: AcidDropper420]
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Dude asked me for change at the store,I told him to get some pot seeds and plant them in the spring somewhere. I then began to tell him how growing a good outdoor crop could change his life....He only wanted change for booze. Some guys would rather get shit faced than do anything.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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i suppose i little bit, i mean they are human beings too you know.
i laughed at the situation so i guess i am a bad person too.:yesnod:

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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Panhandler: "you got any change?"

Me: "change comes from within."

I do give money every once in a while if I have a few extra bucks.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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Quote:
"change comes from within."


the last time i said that to a crazed crack head he knocked me out with a piece of wood, to wake up in a ice bath with a missing kidney.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: elementswrath]
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elementswrath said:
Quote:
"change comes from within."


the last time i said that to a crazed crack head he knocked me out with a piece of wood, to wake up in a ice bath with a missing kidney.



You're not serious...are you? :eek: I'm pretty sure you're being sarcastic, since crack heads would go for your wallet and clothes, not your kidney. They don't think that far ahead. Lol


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Ima Trooper]
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he was a retired retarded surgeon.:borat:

haha no, i am being sarcastic.
i have a very morbid sense of humor today.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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shivas.wisdom said:
i didn't mean to fart in his face.

it just happened to come out at that exact moment.

i'm not even sure how he reacted because i didn't realize that i had farted in his face until i had walked further down the block- and it's not like i could really return and see how he was.

my farts are pretty smelly. i have some gastrointestinal thing going on, and smelly farts are a symptom. :sadyes:

he definitely smelt something, because release happened right in front of his face.

and the smell is heavy and lingers.



my first thought upon realizing what i had just done though

was to break out into a huge smile and start to laugh.

but i stopped because people look at you weird if you do that.


i also live in toronto so i don't think poid could last living homeless here in the winter.


You didnt realize you farted in his face but as the story was told you looked him in the eyes and smiled when you did it.  But didnt realize until later down the block?


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And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone
And its too late to loose the weight you used to need to throw around
So have a good drown, as you go down alone
Dragged down by the stone.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
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I do not think you would be telling this story if you had taken that gamble on a fart,and LOST!

Opps I crapped my pants!:blush:


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser.
-poe "The Cask of Amontillado"

Edited by Valknut (01/20/10 10:34 PM)

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Valknut]
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Valknut said:
A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser.
-poe "The Cask of Amontillado"




I'm confused. Is that kind of like karma?


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Ima Trooper]
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What the hell is wrong with you?


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: G1assjaw]
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Me? Hell, let me get out my list...lol


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: MrBuddy]
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I realized I was farting.

I was staring him in his eyes and smiling coincidentally, as I was farting.

I did not realize that my fart was going to go straight into his face. This realization would follow shortly.


also, @tyrannicalrex ... that has happened before.

I never trust a fart, but they need attention too.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Ima Trooper]
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No not you man that OP. That's something a 4 year old might do.
Sad.


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