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a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [UPDATE] * 2
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I said 'no' as usual. but as I walked by him I decided to let a healthy sized fart rip- right out in front of him.

he was just sitting there, face at my ass level, and was forced to smell it.

i told him i had no change to spare and then i farted in his face.


i was staring him into his eyes as i was farting.

then i continued walking, with a huge smile on my face.



does this make me a bad person?

Edited by shivas.wisdom (03/16/16 07:10 AM)

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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:lol:


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: gzuf]
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depends, what was his reaction


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: MrEd]
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Yeah id say a little bit...


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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shivas.wisdom said:
I said 'no' as usual. but as I walked by him I decided to let a healthy sized fart rip- right out in front of him.

he was just sitting there, face at my ass level, and was forced to smell it.

i told him i had no change to spare and then i farted in his face.


i was staring him into his eyes as i was farting.

then i continued walking, with a huge smile on my face.



does this make me a bad person?


Maybe a little. But if that's true, then I'm probably a bad person too.


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Ima Trooper]
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I mean, did you do it on purpose?


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Nunbuh_Chrubble]
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what was Poids reaction?


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Ima Trooper] * 2
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Well if he enjoyed it, you might have made his day.  Hell for all we know he was collecting money to pay someone to do just what you did.  Always think positive man.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: fee]
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fee said:
what was Poids reaction?



:highfive:


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: fee]
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fee said:
what was Poids reaction?


:rimshot:


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: The_Ghost]
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:ilold::highfive: I almost pissed my pants reading that

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: fee]
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fee said:
what was Poids reaction?



I was thinking the exact same thing.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
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It doesn't make you a bad person.

It does show something about yourself that I wouldn't really be proud of...things like disrespectful, closed-minded, elitist, and probably ignorant.

But those are all caused by behavior, so they are within your control.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Senor_Doobie]
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Senor_Doobie said:
It doesn't make you a bad person.

It does show something about yourself that I wouldn't really be proud of...things like disrespectful, closed-minded, elitist, and probably ignorant.

But those are all caused by behavior, so they are within your control.


:thumbup:


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Senor_Doobie]
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i didn't mean to fart in his face.

it just happened to come out at that exact moment.

i'm not even sure how he reacted because i didn't realize that i had farted in his face until i had walked further down the block- and it's not like i could really return and see how he was.

my farts are pretty smelly. i have some gastrointestinal thing going on, and smelly farts are a symptom. :sadyes:

he definitely smelt something, because release happened right in front of his face.

and the smell is heavy and lingers.



my first thought upon realizing what i had just done though

was to break out into a huge smile and start to laugh.

but i stopped because people look at you weird if you do that.


i also live in toronto so i don't think poid could last living homeless here in the winter.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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.

Edited by Prisoner#1 (01/20/10 09:33 PM)

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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i realize i said 'decided' up there.

i guess i may have. or maybe i didn't.

i firmly believe it is healthier to let go of gas when the need arises, rather than hold it back.

i did make the choice to fart, but i did not consciously decide to fart in the homeless guys face.

i did find it funny immediately aftewards.

i still do.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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U should of laid a bum loaf in his hat

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: DeadHearts]
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DeadHearts said:
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Eww. And I think thats going a bit far. Most of the beggars who've asked me for money have been OBVIOUS crack/meth/heroin/alcohol junkies, and I have ZERO respect for them or their situation. Even people like poid who are able bodied people who would rather be lazy and ask other people who actually earn money for a living don't get any respect either.

Thats about 95% of the beggars on the street, so there's a 95% chance that he's not a bad person in my book.


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

Edited by Prisoner#1 (01/20/10 09:35 PM)

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: DeadHearts]
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that turd hadda be tough to pass


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