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a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [UPDATE] * 2
    #11868582 -

I said 'no' as usual. but as I walked by him I decided to let a healthy sized fart rip- right out in front of him.

he was just sitting there, face at my ass level, and was forced to smell it.

i told him i had no change to spare and then i farted in his face.


i was staring him into his eyes as i was farting.

then i continued walking, with a huge smile on my face.



does this make me a bad person?

Edited by shivas.wisdom (03/16/16 07:10 AM)

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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:lol:


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: gzuf]
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depends, what was his reaction


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: MrEd]
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Yeah id say a little bit...


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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shivas.wisdom said:
I said 'no' as usual. but as I walked by him I decided to let a healthy sized fart rip- right out in front of him.

he was just sitting there, face at my ass level, and was forced to smell it.

i told him i had no change to spare and then i farted in his face.


i was staring him into his eyes as i was farting.

then i continued walking, with a huge smile on my face.



does this make me a bad person?


Maybe a little. But if that's true, then I'm probably a bad person too.


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Ima Trooper]
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I mean, did you do it on purpose?


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Nunbuh_Chrubble]
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what was Poids reaction?


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Ima Trooper] * 2
    #11868639 -

Well if he enjoyed it, you might have made his day.  Hell for all we know he was collecting money to pay someone to do just what you did.  Always think positive man.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: fee]
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fee said:
what was Poids reaction?



:highfive:


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: fee]
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fee said:
what was Poids reaction?


:rimshot:


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: The_Ghost]
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:ilold::highfive: I almost pissed my pants reading that

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: fee]
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fee said:
what was Poids reaction?



I was thinking the exact same thing.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
    #11868673 -

It doesn't make you a bad person.

It does show something about yourself that I wouldn't really be proud of...things like disrespectful, closed-minded, elitist, and probably ignorant.

But those are all caused by behavior, so they are within your control.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Senor_Doobie]
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Senor_Doobie said:
It doesn't make you a bad person.

It does show something about yourself that I wouldn't really be proud of...things like disrespectful, closed-minded, elitist, and probably ignorant.

But those are all caused by behavior, so they are within your control.


:thumbup:


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Senor_Doobie]
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i didn't mean to fart in his face.

it just happened to come out at that exact moment.

i'm not even sure how he reacted because i didn't realize that i had farted in his face until i had walked further down the block- and it's not like i could really return and see how he was.

my farts are pretty smelly. i have some gastrointestinal thing going on, and smelly farts are a symptom. :sadyes:

he definitely smelt something, because release happened right in front of his face.

and the smell is heavy and lingers.



my first thought upon realizing what i had just done though

was to break out into a huge smile and start to laugh.

but i stopped because people look at you weird if you do that.


i also live in toronto so i don't think poid could last living homeless here in the winter.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #11868730 -

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Edited by Prisoner#1 (01/20/10 09:33 PM)

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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i realize i said 'decided' up there.

i guess i may have. or maybe i didn't.

i firmly believe it is healthier to let go of gas when the need arises, rather than hold it back.

i did make the choice to fart, but i did not consciously decide to fart in the homeless guys face.

i did find it funny immediately aftewards.

i still do.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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U should of laid a bum loaf in his hat

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: DeadHearts]
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DeadHearts said:
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Eww. And I think thats going a bit far. Most of the beggars who've asked me for money have been OBVIOUS crack/meth/heroin/alcohol junkies, and I have ZERO respect for them or their situation. Even people like poid who are able bodied people who would rather be lazy and ask other people who actually earn money for a living don't get any respect either.

Thats about 95% of the beggars on the street, so there's a 95% chance that he's not a bad person in my book.


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

Edited by Prisoner#1 (01/20/10 09:35 PM)

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: DeadHearts]
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that turd hadda be tough to pass


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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cant really judge you on that one. thats up to the big man. just let me know when you get to judgement day if the all mighty lets a huge one rip in your face when you are asking to go up and not down for eternitty. lol funny ass thread though.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: DeadHearts]
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DeadHearts said:
You are a piece of shit.


Do you do anything in these forums but call people names?


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: gzuf]
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gzuf said:
DeadHearts said:
You are a piece of shit.


Do you do anything in these forums but call people names?


no

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: DeadHearts]
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i'm fine with other people farting around me.


does this change anything??

not in my face though. but it's not really my fault he was sitting down on the sidewalk. thats where i walk.

and it's proven fact that walking is for bowel movements, or it's useless.


and I quote from Aristotle's Physics, Book 2
Quote:
A sign of this is the fact that we say an event is pointless if it [is of the sort that] is for some result but [in this case] that result is not what it is for. If, for instance, walking is for evacuating the bowels, but when he walked on this occasion it was not [for that reason] then we say that he walked pointlessly and that his walking is pointless. We assume that an event is pointless if it is naturally for something else, but does not succeed in [being for] what it is naturally for. For if someone said that his washing himself was pointless because the sun was not eclipsed, he would be ridiculous, since washing is not for producing eclipses.


case in point.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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:lol: I woulda said smell that ?
last nights dinner
does that make ya hungery?
still funny though


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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that's pretty grade school of you


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Edited by AcidDropper420 (01/20/10 09:04 PM)

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: AcidDropper420]
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Dude asked me for change at the store,I told him to get some pot seeds and plant them in the spring somewhere. I then began to tell him how growing a good outdoor crop could change his life....He only wanted change for booze. Some guys would rather get shit faced than do anything.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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i suppose i little bit, i mean they are human beings too you know.
i laughed at the situation so i guess i am a bad person too.:yesnod:

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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Panhandler: "you got any change?"

Me: "change comes from within."

I do give money every once in a while if I have a few extra bucks.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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Quote:
"change comes from within."


the last time i said that to a crazed crack head he knocked me out with a piece of wood, to wake up in a ice bath with a missing kidney.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: elementswrath]
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elementswrath said:
Quote:
"change comes from within."


the last time i said that to a crazed crack head he knocked me out with a piece of wood, to wake up in a ice bath with a missing kidney.



You're not serious...are you? :eek: I'm pretty sure you're being sarcastic, since crack heads would go for your wallet and clothes, not your kidney. They don't think that far ahead. Lol


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Ima Trooper]
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he was a retired retarded surgeon.:borat:

haha no, i am being sarcastic.
i have a very morbid sense of humor today.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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shivas.wisdom said:
i didn't mean to fart in his face.

it just happened to come out at that exact moment.

i'm not even sure how he reacted because i didn't realize that i had farted in his face until i had walked further down the block- and it's not like i could really return and see how he was.

my farts are pretty smelly. i have some gastrointestinal thing going on, and smelly farts are a symptom. :sadyes:

he definitely smelt something, because release happened right in front of his face.

and the smell is heavy and lingers.



my first thought upon realizing what i had just done though

was to break out into a huge smile and start to laugh.

but i stopped because people look at you weird if you do that.


i also live in toronto so i don't think poid could last living homeless here in the winter.


You didnt realize you farted in his face but as the story was told you looked him in the eyes and smiled when you did it.  But didnt realize until later down the block?


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And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone
And its too late to loose the weight you used to need to throw around
So have a good drown, as you go down alone
Dragged down by the stone.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
    #11869444 -

I do not think you would be telling this story if you had taken that gamble on a fart,and LOST!

Opps I crapped my pants!:blush:


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser.
-poe "The Cask of Amontillado"

Edited by Valknut (01/20/10 10:34 PM)

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Valknut]
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Valknut said:
A wrong is unredressed when retribution overtakes its redresser.
-poe "The Cask of Amontillado"




I'm confused. Is that kind of like karma?


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Ima Trooper]
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What the hell is wrong with you?


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: G1assjaw]
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Me? Hell, let me get out my list...lol


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: MrBuddy]
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I realized I was farting.

I was staring him in his eyes and smiling coincidentally, as I was farting.

I did not realize that my fart was going to go straight into his face. This realization would follow shortly.


also, @tyrannicalrex ... that has happened before.

I never trust a fart, but they need attention too.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11869609 -

No not you man that OP. That's something a 4 year old might do.
Sad.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: G1assjaw]
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G1assjaw said:
What the hell is wrong with you?


Well, don't just leave me hangin...I suspect a quick reply fail is responsible for my confusion...

EDIT: ah ok


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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.

deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

Edited by Ima Trooper (01/20/10 10:55 PM)

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
    #23011802 -

i have feared this day for so many years--it's kind of a relief for things to finally be over

my face has been farted in

it happened last week, during a meditation retreat--this old asian man walked by me while i was sitting in meditation, and let one rip right at eye level--lucky they were closed, or else i may have gotten pink eye to boot

to make things worse, i had taken a vow of silence so i could do nothing but continue to sit in his cloud...

but then he farted again while he sat down, and it was almost as if the crackling thunder sent me recoiling into a flasback of my days as a face farter--i came to truly understand the error of these past actions--how they hurt me even more than those around me--i felt sorry for the old asian man, for he knew not what he did--and i think in that moment i worked through some real shit

let this be a lesson to all--karma is real and the farts that go around, come around


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
    #23011824 -

did the asian man at least tell you to fuck off and get a job while denying you access to a little change?


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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Quote:
shivas.wisdom said: in that moment i worked through some real shit



pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: my3rdeye]
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Yeah your a sadly dehumanized person. I've had very good friends that became homeless, I've slept on streets and benches at points in my life. You are no better and no worse than the homeless guy who's face you farted in. He is a reflection of your fears and anxieties and disgusts and you acted like a grade school kid. Nice.


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"I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for"  - Georgia O'Keefe

I think the word is vagina

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: nuentoter]
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you didn't read the update tho! i had my own face farted in and have learnt the error of my ways


and pris, he too had taken a vow of silence so we never even made eye contact


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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I read the update, doesn't change what you did. And the only reason you changed attitude was because you were on the receiving end, not because you see the homeless man as an equal.


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The geometry of us is no chance. We are antennae, we are tuning forks, we are receiver and transmitters of all energy. We are more than we know.  - @entheolove

"I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for"  - Georgia O'Keefe

I think the word is vagina

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: nuentoter]
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i may have farted in a persons face, but yours is the real shit attitude in this thread  :thumbdown: :frown:  i feel sorry for you my friend and all the hate and fear that you must carry around


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: PatrickKn]
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i expect this kinda shit attitude from nuentoter, but i didn't expect this kinda shit attitude from you too PatrickKn...


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: PatrickKn]
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I have a shit attitude full of fear and hate when I'm telling you that you are the homeless man and you pretty much shit in your own face?

I think you need to wake up and grow up.


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The geometry of us is no chance. We are antennae, we are tuning forks, we are receiver and transmitters of all energy. We are more than we know.  - @entheolove

"I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for"  - Georgia O'Keefe

I think the word is vagina

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: nuentoter]
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shivas.wisdom said:
i expect this kinda shit attitude from nuentoter, but i didn't expect this kinda shit attitude from you too PatrickKn...


I'm happy for your realization of past transgressions against people you've not gotten to know, and that you have found compassion for the people with faces at waist levels everywhere. Truly. This is perhaps the biggest gap of time that someone has endured without a flatulent reminder of our effect on other's noses.

:philososloth:


Someday, someone will tell me that my channel sucks. Only then will I know the pain I have put on you.

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: nuentoter]
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you are so full of anger and fear, that you are unable to grasp onto the beauty of forgiveness

in order for me to forgive the old asian man for the act of farting in my face, i had to also forgive my own self for making the same mistake so many years back

and yet your attitude is so shit that you have taken my experience of understanding and forgiveness and sprayed your fecal matter of hate and anger all over my healing wound, hoping to infect me with these emotions as well--i do not except these gifts--take them back with you

i too was once like you, and went about farting in other peoples faces--both figuratively and literally--i understand you only act this way out of ignorance--i feel sorry for you nuentoter

and i forgive you


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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Thank you sir

I am only "spraying my fecal matter" on your wounds so that they scar and leave a permanent memory.something you can look at when your belly rumbles and think "stop! I do not want to shit in my own face".

I do this through tough love, when the scar is healed and time passes, when you name that little scar "Mr. Poot" and refer to him like a father figure you will see my love reflected in his big Brown eyes.


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The geometry of us is no chance. We are antennae, we are tuning forks, we are receiver and transmitters of all energy. We are more than we know.  - @entheolove

"I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for"  - Georgia O'Keefe

I think the word is vagina

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: nuentoter]
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I do not accept your anger, old man.

Buddha was walking into the city market one day and near the city entrance an old bitter man was sitting on a box glaring at Buddha, who carried a bright smile on his face. At the sight of him this old man started cursing Buddha up and down, left right and center, telling him how pretentious he was, how much better he thought he was and how he did nothing worthy of the air he breathed in this world. But Buddha simply smiled and kept on walking to the market to get what he needed.
The Next day Buddha returned to the market and once again that old man was there, this time his cursing intensified, screaming and yelling at Buddha as he walked by, cursing his mother, cursing his father and everyone else in his life.

This went on for the rest of the week and finally as the Buddha was leaving the market the man came up to him, as his curiousity had simply gotten the best of him.
“Buddha, every day you come here smiling and every day I curse your name, I curse your family and everything you believe in” the old man says ” but every day you enter this city with a smile knowing that I await you with my harsh tongue, and everyday you leave through the same entrance with that same smile. I know by speaking to you now that you are not deaf, why do you keep on smiling while I do nothing but scream the worst things I can think of to your face?”

Buddha, with the same smile still on his face looks at the old man and asks “If I were to bring you a gift tomorrow morning all wrapped up in a beautiful box would you accept it?” to which the old man replies “Absolutely not, I would take nothing from the likes of you!”. “Ah ha” the Buddha replies “Well if I were to offer you this gift and you were to refuse then who would this gift belong to?”. “It would still belong to you of course” answers the old man. “And so the same goes with your anger, when I choose not to accept your gift of anger , does it not then remain your own?”


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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Holy crap! Way to draw a joke out! LOLOL! EPIC!:grin:


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [UPDATE] [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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:feelsoldman:

An 8 year old thread about farting.
Make sure ya always check the dates before posting necro, welcome to the Shroomery.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [Re: Ima Trooper]
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This is gruesome!

What is it with blokes and farting lol (sorry, I just assumed your gender based on a stereotype) I tell my brother off for it all the time. He's like 'Oh, sorry I never meant that' But in the process lifts his leg to get leverage to expand his arsehole and pulls a smug satisfied grin on his face... :scat:
I'm like 'How would you like it if I done that!?'
And he's like 'No, please don't. I'm sensitive to smells'
And I'm like 'What? you think my nose is painted on?'
And he's like 'I'm sorry, I'll stop'
But continues his flatulence... So I start playing trump tunes out my fecal pipe and suddenly I'm the disgusting one!
Claims his farts don't smell! Why can't men hold it until they're alone?
If I was that homeless man, I'd have thrown my penny cup at you... :fork:

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [UPDATE] [Re: shivas.wisdom]
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shivas.wisdom said:
I said 'no' as usual. but as I walked by him I decided to let a healthy sized fart rip- right out in front of him.

he was just sitting there, face at my ass level, and was forced to smell it.

i told him i had no change to spare and then i farted in his face.


i was staring him into his eyes as i was farting.

then i continued walking, with a huge smile on my face.



does this make me a bad person?


Jesus Christ Shiva :facepalm:


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [UPDATE] [Re: Bubbles85] * 2
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:lol:  hey we all change - you became a nazi, and I've stopped farting in peoples faces 


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [UPDATE] [Re: gizmodo]
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gizmodo said:
:feelsoldman:

An 8 year old thread about farting.
Make sure ya always check the dates before posting necro, welcome to the Shroomery.


Weird place to advertise a "viable business"  :lol:


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [UPDATE] [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 2
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This was worth bumping.


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [UPDATE] [Re: st1llnox]
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:vibin:

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [UPDATE] [Re: Cujllickduo]
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Oh my god they're alive.
They were waiting for this.


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I literally only came back for this


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
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Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
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Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:

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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [UPDATE] [Re: st1llnox]
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:rockon:


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Re: a homeless person asked me to spare some change today [UPDATE] [Re: gizmodo]
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:rofl:


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