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Showering with a girl.
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It's an awesome time, I have to admit, but I do have some complaints:

1) Women always hog the water.  We're always stuck in the cold spot in the back there the water doesn't touch.

2) How are we supposed to wash our assholes?  We do that awkward move where we arch back and spread our buttcheeks to rinse off.  How are we supposed to do that and still look sexy?  I neglected to do this once and ended up farting out Irish Spring the whole drive home.

I would love one of those showers that had jets coming out of all angles for sexy shower time.  A regular bath/shower doesn't cover it.  It makes us guys look like douche nozzles.

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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: Newbie]
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haha


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Could the presence of Junkies account for all these uneaten french fries?

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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: Newbie]
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Newbie said:
We do that awkward move where we arch back and spread our buttcheeks to rinse off.


:ilold:

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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: Newbie]
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Newbie said:
2) How are we supposed to wash our assholes?  We do that awkward move where we arch back and spread our buttcheeks to rinse off.  How are we supposed to do that and still look sexy?  I neglected to do this once and ended up farting out Irish Spring the whole drive home.


:ilold:


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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: Newbie]
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Get a shower head with a second detachable massager.

I have this exact one.




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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: Newbie]
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You hit the nail right on the head.

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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: Jair]
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My husband is 6'6 and 350 pounds, I never get any water. We could stand in there 30 minutes and I will be dry.. as for the ass thing.. I LEAVE the shower before that very private moment lol

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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
Get a shower head with a second detachable massager.

I have this exact one.






I have this one too.  It's nice for a double jet but it still doesn't quite work with the ladies.  I know they love it with a private shower, but it's different with 2 people in there.  :lol:

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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: dispizeme]
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I dont know about you guys, but I usually dont go all the way in the shower. I can't cum. To much effort. I'll usually shower after we get done, or when we're feeling all cuddley.

More to the point, I don't have a problem throwing a dirty bitch in the shower before I have my way with her. I can't STAND dirty pussy.


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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: urbanwolf]
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Dirty Pussy = Japanese Fish Market gone sour.

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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: Newbie]
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this one would be interesting


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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: Jrea]
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Anything with a waterfall effect is good.

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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: Newbie]
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Man, seriously. 

1.)  Get some balls.  hog it all.  If she bitches, then you've got the right to bitch back.  She says wait, you tell her to wait next time.  Really, it should be equal times.  You probably don't take so long to clean as she does.  Do your bit, then get on your knees and lick the clit. 

2.)  If you're fucking her, you should feel comfortable enough to clean your crack around her.  Does she hold back?  Probably not.  If so, well, oh well.  Do it.  Be a man, in all that it means.  Pick your dingleberries and put them in her hair when she's not watching.  :thumbup:  Just kidding.  Unless your relationship is based on those kinds of jokes/circumstances.

Damn kids.


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Re: Showering with a girl. [Re: Newbie]
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Newbie said:
It's an awesome time



it's dirty and obscene, I bet it's a sin


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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: Newbie]
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if your not comfy enough to was your ass crack in front of a girl you should rethink having sex and or showering with her

I have never thought "o man I cant do this in front of her cause it may turn her off"

I love you newbie and I mean that but you need to get more self confidence and when you do these little things will not matter at all


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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: fee]
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:lol:  I'm just sayin...  That awkward ass-cleaning move can be pretty bold.

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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: Tri High]
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Tri High said:
Pick your dingleberries and put them in her hair when she's not watching.  :thumbup:  Just kidding.  Unless your relationship is based on those kinds of jokes/circumstances.
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haha do all guys get "dingleberries"? i hear my boyfriend say he has a dingleberry quite often haha. im glad there's no hair on my ass.


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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: Newbie]
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Newbie said:
:lol:  I'm just sayin...  That awkward ass-cleaning move can be pretty bold.



I know what you mean but if your showering and you look her into the eyes and say "hey I really hate doing this in front of you but I want my asshole to smell good" and then just do it
trust me she will have mad respect for you


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: Jrea]
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Jrea said:
haha do all guys get "dingleberries"?



no, some of us wipe our ass


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Re: Shoering with a girl. [Re: Newbie]
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Hm.  My girl friend trims my ass hair and scrubs my ass for me if requested.  I do the same for her.  We are so ridiculously open with one another, it's amazing.  I've never had a relationship like this before.  Anything goes.  No awkward moments. Ever.  :heart:


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