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this planet is full of aliens
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This is proof this planet is in fact inhabited by aliens.

Dictionary definition of the word Alien:

–noun
1. a resident born in or belonging to another country who has not acquired citizenship by naturalization (distinguished from citizen ).
2. a foreigner.
3. a person who has been estranged or excluded.
4. a creature from outer space; extraterrestrial.
–adjective
5. residing under a government or in a country other than that of one's birth without having or obtaining the status of citizenship there.
6. belonging or relating to aliens: alien property.
7. unlike one's own; strange; not belonging to one: alien speech.
8. adverse; hostile; opposed (usually fol. by to or from): ideas alien to modern thinking.
9. extraterrestrial.

Proof
1. If you are from France and visit the USA you are a foriegner, hence an alien to the USA.

2. See 1

3. Someone rejected from a group is an outsider and hence an alien to that group.

4. It is very possible that there is intelligent life in the Universe who have advanced technology to create illusions that make them appear human and walk amongst us. They are from outer space amongst. Hence they are aliens.

5. Government is proof that aliens Exist.

6. See 5,4,3,2,1 ad nauseum

7. You are strange. Hence you are a feckn alien to me.

8. Hostile people are aliens too.

9. See 5, all above.

That is proof aliens Exist. I too am an alien. I may also be from another planet. Thanks and have a nice day.

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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: AlienHead]
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:what:


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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: FractalDust]
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reptile theory lol

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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: Life Upon Death]
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My basement is full of snakes.

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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: AlienHead]
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I am am Xargon from Zeta Reticulli 2

Respect ma authoritaa

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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: AlienHead]
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Welcome to the Shroomery.  :leaving:

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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: AlienHead]
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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: AlienHead]
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Wtf?  :foreheadslap:


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"We come from the stars
We have no ships
We travel from mind to mind
As you open your heart
We enter your body
As you open your heart
We enter your imagination
As you open your heart
We enter your dreams "

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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: AlienHead]
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A country can be inhabited by "aliens" as you've described.

The planet is occupied by humans, and following your definition, to be an "alien" to the planet, one would have to come from some planet other than Earth.

Your proof sir, is erroneous.


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Word to your mom.

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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: BrainChemistry]
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BrainChemistry said:
A country can be inhabited by "aliens" as you've described.

The planet is occupied by humans, and following your definition, to be an "alien" to the planet, one would have to come from some planet other than Earth.

Your proof sir, is erroneous.



Your pathetic binary logic is strange. By definition 6 you are an alien.

You are an alien to a country you don't belong in. You are an Alien.

You may be native to this planet but there is as of yet no proof that human life did not originate on this planet. You have no proof that you are not actually the breed of an alien seed that floated through space and landed on this planet causing the evolutionary transformation of a monkey into a human. Thus you have no proof that the human race is native to this planet.

You are an alien to some group who is hostile to your ideological position.

You are an alien to someone who beleives something contrary to what you believe.

You are strange.

You are an alien. Just like me and everyone else on this planet.

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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: AlienHead]
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This universe is almost real to you isn't it?
Almost real fiction.
You know it is almost real don't you?
Almost real.
It is imaginary fiction.
A real illusion isn't it?
You know it is almost real
Almost.
Don't you?

Reject your human touch.

Cosmic Operator #16
16 is best.

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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: AlienHead]
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Thus you have no proof that the human race is native to this planet.



I am native to this planet. I was born in Colorado in the USA. So I am not alien to Earth.

If i'm only alien to people who think i am strange or who disagree with my beliefs, then I'm only alien in relationship to that person.

I am not strange or contradictory to myself. Therefore, inherently, I am not an alien.


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Word to your mom.

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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: BrainChemistry]
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Quote:
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BrainChemistry said:
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Thus you have no proof that the human race is native to this planet.

I am native to this planet. I was born in Colorado in the USA. So I am not alien to Earth.




If the human race is not native to this planet then you are really not native to this planet you were just born on this planet, and only relatively native to it. You have no proof to support this hence you are an alien.

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If i'm only alien to people who think i am strange or who disagree with my beliefs, then I'm only alien in relationship to that person.




whether or not you are alien to other people you are trapped by the paradox of material entailment and hence you are an alien.

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I am not strange or contradictory to myself. Therefore, inherently, I am not an alien.



But you are strange to yourself, really. You can not see the optical illusion, hence you are strange to yourself because you do not realize you are in fact strange to yourself. You are in fact an alien. Thus you are strange and contradictory to yourself.

You just don't know it yet.





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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: AlienHead]
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AlienHead said:
This universe is almost real to you isn't it?
Almost real fiction.
You know it is almost real don't you?
Almost real.
It is imaginary fiction.
A real illusion isn't it?
You know it is almost real
Almost.
Don't you?

Reject your human touch.

Cosmic Operator #16
16 is best.



the only illusion here at the moment is in your own mind

your not an emissary, your naive

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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: AlienHead]
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Quote:
If the human race is not native to this planet then you are really not native to this planet you were just born on this planet, and only relatively native to it.



Native means you belong to a place by birth. There is no "relatively" native. Either I'm still living at my place of origin, or I'm not.

My primordial ancestors may have been aliens....but I am not.

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Thus you are strange and contradictory to yourself.



Hey hey hey.

You sir, know nothing about me, except for what I've posted in this thread.

Just like I know nothing about you, except that you think I'm an alien.

But if we want to boil it down to semantics, you can describe me as alien (the adjective) at your prerogative. But I don't fit any of the "noun" descriptions of alien you listed.

Therefore, I am alien, but I am not an alien.


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Word to your mom.

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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: BrainChemistry]
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I am not really from outer space.

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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: AlienHead]
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AlienHead said:
I am not really from outer space.



I don't know man, this planet is located unbelievably deep in outer space. This little shindig we got going on here is some fucking serious deep space phenomena.


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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: FractalDust]
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Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?

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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: AlienHead]
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AlienHead said:
Don't mock me my friend.



How did you take that as me mocking you? :confused:


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Re: this planet is full of aliens [Re: FractalDust]
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I've been commissioned
By the Alien Federation
to collect all this junk
floating here in space
So don't you go nicking it
'cause it's all mine


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