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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
Just remember that the girls out in the styx are often as lonely as you are, it's just a matter of actually finding them.




im kind of in the same situation  but i am kind of introverted to hit on woman in college if we don't have some common ground or something to say,  so i've just decided not to give a shit and if a girl  wants to hit on me that's fine....... :slomo:

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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: Trompe le Monde]
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Be a popular person....pussy comes like clockwork then haha  :meanlaugh:

Plus if your ex-gf has a big mouth and told every girl that u and her kno that u got a big schlong, they'll come lookin for you...

I havent had a problem since high school bc of that  :wink: ....i should prolly be thankin that bitch LMAO!!!

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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: MycoMaster_420]
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Arrange to go out one night with some friends or something. Good trick I learned is to spray cologne on your shoulders and chest. When you reach for a hug(always get one), no matter where their head lands they smell the cologne :naughty:

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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: danlennon3]
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danlennon3 said:
I live in one of the most densely populated places in the world, I have a car and there are lots of slutty woman and bars... yet I haven't had sex in at least 2 years!!! you got nothing to complain about




tell me about it :crankey: women are far too much of a pain in the ass these days, i swear to god it gets worse and worse, but it used to be in the olden days women where flattered when men took a shine to them, now its like they treat it like a nuisance that any man has the audacity to like them. and then they wonder why they cant meet anyone good. its like an ethiopian getting annoyed at people offering them food and then wondering why they are still starving.

since money is tight i cant even go to bars, and frankly im so sick of that kind of shit anyway, women dont really have room to bitch about anything anymore.


i kind of see why guys form relationships, sometimes its easier than trying for one night stands and just generally having something steady so to speak.

women are the sellers and we are the buyers. unfortunately year after year it gets worse and women thinkthey should be the buyers and the sellers. it doesnt work and its why relationships and marriage get worse and worse year after year.

women want some sort of prize, or to marry someone rich, and they complain about guys but purposefully go out of their way to date anything but a decent guy. i despise this kind of shit.

dont get me wrong, i like the kind of chick who blatantly likes me because im pretty and is aggressive, but that is really a different matter altogether. :shrug:

never listen to women when it comes to what men should do to "get women". second, if something works and something doesnt, and the thing that works is looked down upon, im sorry, but i would be a fool not to do that :shrug: why be "right" but not be "happy"?

if there is plenty of fish in the sea, than i shouldnt have society shit on me for not trying to catch fish in an area that is far more difficult and irritating than to just be happy and go fishing where i know they are biting.


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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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I just got thru looking @ a thread about fucking your cousin, you do live in the styx, Isn't that common?
I think that you shouldn't think about it too much cause with pussy comes the cunt attached to it...
Good Luck Homie

Edited by Boogieman (11/12/09 03:08 AM)

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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: StonedImmaculate]
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StonedImmaculate said:
Ok, I have no driver's license. I live out in the styx.  I am going on a year now with absolutly no sex.  Not even a date.  All my life I've seen hot women with dead beat men.  I need advise now playas.





Sheep.


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: StonedImmaculate]
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Are there any single women there at all?

Your only real answer is get some transport or work out a method of getting to the nearest town and meeting people.


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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: MycoMaster_420]
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MycoMaster_420 said:
Plus if your ex-gf has a big mouth and told every girl that u and her kno that u got a big schlong, they'll come lookin for you...





that's not entirely true, all to often they just want to see if the rumor
is true and when they discover just how big it is, they run like hell
because you wrecked the last couple of girls

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