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Invisiblejewunit
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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: Banez]
    #6929532 - 05/17/07 10:35 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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Banez said:
yeah me and the guys have already planned on going for my 21st birthday, atleast get a couple lap dances or something.




You should read up on the rules on strip clubs in Ohio. Unless you find a place that breaks the rules you won't be getting any lap dances.


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: jewunit]
    #6929557 - 05/17/07 10:40 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

you can get lap dances easily. In the VIP room or whatever.


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: Tangerines]
    #6929566 - 05/17/07 10:41 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Do you know about the bill that just passed a couple weeks ago?


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: jewunit]
    #6929571 - 05/17/07 10:42 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

no what is it?


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: Tangerines]
    #6929577 - 05/17/07 10:43 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Oh, it didn't get passed yet. Thank fucking god, hopefully it never will.


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: jewunit]
    #6929587 - 05/17/07 10:44 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

What was it though?


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: jewunit]
    #6929600 - 05/17/07 10:46 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Oh FUCK it did get passed yesterday.

The bill bans touching between patrons and strippers (while nude or semi-nude, so always), requires a distance of 6 feet between strippers and patrons, and they all have to close by midnight, unless they have a liquor license. If they have a liquor license they can stay open as long as there is no nudity.


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: jewunit]
    #6929610 - 05/17/07 10:47 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Eh, I think the 6 foot part isn't part of it anymore, I think they changed it from 6 feet to no touching. Either way it's fucking stupid.


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: jewunit]
    #6929652 - 05/17/07 10:54 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Thats retarded...if I spend my money at a strip club I expect to be touched with titties my mah face. :mad:


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: Tangerines]
    #6929663 - 05/17/07 10:55 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I would advise you don't spend your money at any strip clubs until you figure out which ones break the rules.
I'd still advise against it, the fines for touching are pretty steep.


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: Newbie]
    #6930189 - 05/17/07 12:56 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I live in a college town so most of the girls there are young, fresh, and trying to pay tuition. On a slow Wednesday night like last night, it was filled to the brim with hotties, instead of crackwhores like some places.

We went just on a whim btw. We were at another bar that was kind of going at a slow place, and my friend said, "Lets go get some tits in our face." So....yea.


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #6930458 - 05/17/07 02:13 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I have never been to a strip club. But my bf and i wanna go sometime.

Does anyone know of any good ones in SF?

I would rather get a lap dance by a girl though, so no "Thunder Down Under" places. :grin:

A co-worker of mine told me about her friend who saw "Thunder Down Under" in Vegas, she woke up the next morning with her eye swollen shut!
The Dr. told her she had CRABS IN HER EYE!!!!


ewwwww....:eek:


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: laska]
    #6930944 - 05/17/07 04:43 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Going to a strip club with your girlfriend is the best.  Except, my ex used to get turned off by the girls who would pay attention to me and touch me... I had to show no sign of attraction, just sit back and watch the show.  I didn't mind at all.  :smile:

It is possible to get lice in your eye?  I don't see how.


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: LloydChristmas]
    #6930950 - 05/17/07 04:46 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

we did last week! it rocked. twas my first night at a strip club.. it was fucking ffree too! :laugh: a girl came up to me and i bit a card off her naked body @_@


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: DrCamacho89]
    #6931192 - 05/17/07 05:56 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

lice, i don't know about but STDs are apparently transmittable after getting tea-bagged in your face by a male stripper.


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: laska]
    #6931860 - 05/17/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Crabs=Pubic Lice. Was it in her eye brow?

A buddy on my football team in high school once got a yeast infection on his tongue by performing conilingus on this girl. I ended up hooking up with her in college, and could not get that image out of my head.


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Re: anyone else go to the strip club for absolutely no reason tonight? [Re: DrCamacho89]
    #6932693 - 05/17/07 11:38 PM (16 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not sure.
Prolly got into it though,
ball sweat dried in her eyebrows.
Eww.
I just know her eye was swollen shut.


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