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InvisibleJettaJay
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The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used
    #3861967 - 03/03/05 12:56 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

So a bunch of people that I work with got together at applebees and got shitfaced !!!!! Well there is this really amazing hot girl that works there. Well I was talking with her and buying her drinks all night long. Well last call came and there was about 10 us us left so I decided I was a little too drunk to drive home. I was talking to her and I said to her "Ya know I'm really drunk so I think you should seduce me and try to take me home with you so you can take advantage of me" ! She laughed and said she didn't think she have to work hard to get me to come home with her. I told her she was right. She did seduce em tho and I did go home with her.


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: JettaJay]
    #3861975 - 03/03/05 12:58 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

No man, you went home with her. THat makes it the best one you ever used. It was charming and honest and you won. Rock on.


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #3862005 - 03/03/05 01:06 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

Thanks Bro. I was just too drunk to think of somethign witty so I figured I'd just tell her how it was.


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: JettaJay]
    #3862036 - 03/03/05 01:14 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

High five buddy


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: JettaJay]
    #3862089 - 03/03/05 01:25 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

Haha, fantastic!  Go JettaJay!  :wink: :grin:


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: JettaJay]
    #3862094 - 03/03/05 01:26 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

Nice one brother! :cool:


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: Hendostan]
    #3862122 - 03/03/05 01:30 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

you slut you! :rotfl: :blowjob: lol


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3862174 - 03/03/05 01:45 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

W00t!  :penis:


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: KristiMidocean]
    #3862177 - 03/03/05 01:46 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

KristiMidocean said:
you slut you! :rotfl: :blowjob: lol





HELL it had been almost a year. Much Much over due. :lol:


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: JettaJay]
    #3862211 - 03/03/05 01:57 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

Did u hit it  :doggystyle: ?

Or did she :stonedjerk: you off?

There are many gramelins to illustrate what may have happend :humpme:


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: JettaJay]
    #3862239 - 03/03/05 02:03 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

If this was poker, I'd call your bluff.

** how is it the worst if it worked?


Edited by funkymonk (03/03/05 02:11 PM)


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: funkymonk]
    #3862294 - 03/03/05 02:16 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

That old line?
That line has ALWAYS had a profoundly positive effect on applebees girls.
It's not even considered a pick up line.
:cheers:


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: JettaJay]
    #3862392 - 03/03/05 02:49 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

Hahaha I'd say it was a pretty good pickup line if you got to go home with her.


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: JettaJay]
    #3862519 - 03/03/05 03:19 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

It's funny to say things to girls you want when you're really drunk. The drunker the better.


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #3862543 - 03/03/05 03:25 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

You got it, babe you got it.... A bad pick up line is: So what your little name. or. Rose I like picking rose's... My come back to that was yer like you like picking your nose... Now that was a flop... You smooth... yer
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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: funkymonk]
    #3862592 - 03/03/05 03:39 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

funkymonk said:
If this was poker, I'd call your bluff.

** how is it the worst if it worked?





Why call my bluff ?? If you wish not to believe me then don't do it. Ok so maybe the title of the post was not correctly stated.


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Booooom said:
Did u hit it  :doggystyle: ?

Or did she :stonedjerk: you off?

There are many gramelins to illustrate what may have happend :humpme:




What happened in smiley .... hmmmmm .... :bong: then :bong2: then :blowjob: then :stonedjerk: then :doggystyle: then :humpme: then :sleep:


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: JettaJay]
    #3862606 - 03/03/05 03:42 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

:pimpslap:

I find it difficult to get it up when I'm really hammered :shrug:


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: Boom]
    #3862700 - 03/03/05 03:59 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

Well, Most pickup lines are bad as it goes, needing to have a "pickup" line is ridiculous in itself. Just be original.


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: funkymonk]
    #3862734 - 03/03/05 04:05 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

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funkymonk said:
If this was poker, I'd call your bluff.
 



:shocked: :wink:


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Re: The Absolute Worst PickupLine I have ever Used [Re: Boom]
    #3862812 - 03/03/05 04:16 PM (12 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

Booooom said:
:pimpslap:

I find it difficult to get it up when I'm really hammered :shrug:




Speaking as a woman...I can do meaningless sex really well when I'm trashed.  But lots of alcohol tends to dry me out in the natural lubricant department. 

Making love however is a no-go when really drunk.


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