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How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx?
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Ok, I have no driver's license. I live out in the styx.  I am going on a year now with absolutly no sex.  Not even a date.  All my life I've seen hot women with dead beat men.  I need advise now playas.



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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: StonedImmaculate]
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Don't worry about it.

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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: StonedImmaculate]
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yet yer self a redneck girl.:yesnod:


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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: Salomon]
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1. local bar
2. copious amounts of jim beam
3. ?????
4. pussy


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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: DrMambo]
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DrMambo said:
1. local bar
2. copious amounts of jim beam
3. ?????
4. pussy


:awebig:


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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: DrMambo]
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DrMambo said:
1. local bar
2. copious amounts of jim beam
3. ?????
4. pussy


If you were seriously looking for a plan, this is probably your best bet.

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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: StonedImmaculate]
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If you have no transportation to where there are people, then I don't know what to tell you.











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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: Grizvok]
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move


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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: dwtk]
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I know if I was a woman looking for a man this would not be a problem. BS


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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: StonedImmaculate]
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Buy a russian wife. :assimilate:


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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: dwtk]
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Roofie, rape, murder, bury the body in the styx.

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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: StonedImmaculate]
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Get out in the fresh country air and indulge in a bit of bestiality with the livestock next door. Remember, sheep don't talk.... :naughty:

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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: Le_Canard]
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Maybe ask for some help in the OTD?


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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: StonedImmaculate]
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Just remember that the girls out in the styx are often as lonely as you are, it's just a matter of actually finding them.

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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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MisterMuscaria said:
Just remember that the girls out in the styx are often as lonely as you are, it's just a matter of actually finding them.


Step 1: Find a girl
Step 2: Whip out dick
Step 3: Two things may occur, sex or her calling the cops
step 4: if sex then you win if she tries to call the cops go onto step 5.
step 5: Knock the bitch out and rape her
step 6: well... you raped her, so finish the job asshole.

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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: StonedImmaculate]
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StonedImmaculate said:
Ok, I have no driver's license. I live out in the styx.  I am going on a year now with absolutly no sex.  Not even a date.  All my life I've seen hot women with dead beat men.  I need advise now playas.




you gotta hoof it for dat pussy son

:macdre:


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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: Mchaggis]
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Find the first single girl closest to you cause i bet she's lonely too!


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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: Mchaggis]
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I'd say gettin a license would be top priority...so you could actually go to where the chicks are...find a nice redneck chick at yer local bar

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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: LilMeerkat]
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I live in one of the most densely populated places in the world, I have a car and there are lots of slutty woman and bars... yet I haven't had sex in at least 2 years!!! you got nothing to complain about


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Re: How do you get laid being a man with no license out in the styx? [Re: danlennon3]
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hitchhike rape.

not really.


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