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I've jerked off 8 times today
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And I'm about to go for number nine. :fap:


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
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Your mother must be proud.

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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: HeavyToilet]
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HeavyToilet said:
Your mother must be proud.



Seriously, you don't have anything better to do than touch/fondle your wiener for hours and hours each day?!?!?!

i suggest you find a hobby or a girlfriend.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: HeavyToilet]
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...And it's not raw yet? You must do this often.

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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Gumby]
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Dude it can't even be enjoyable by the 9th time. There's no way.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Gumby]
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try and beat my record:awesome:

20 times in a day:naughty:






but i was like 12 man:shrug:


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Gumby]
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what do you think the world record for how many times one has pulled his pud in one day is?


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: aamon]
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aamon said:
what do you think the world record for how many times one has pulled his pud in one day is?


I think that's probably one of the rare records that won't be found in the Guinness Book.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: aamon]
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I'm sure someone has jacked off like once every second one day, multiple orgasms until death


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: WakeboardrB]
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I was just kidding :lol:

I've actually done it 3 times today and don't plan on going again.

My record is 37...also about when I was 12.

Home sick with my dad's playboy.

Good times.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
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I've had sex 6 times today, let's race :awesome:


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
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after number 37 i imagine the only thing coming out would be dust


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: aamon]
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aamon said:
after number 37 i imagine the only thing coming out would be dust


Probably. I can't really remember.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
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i don't believe this thread, nor any of the posts.  8 ejaculations in one day?  bullshit.  your pubbococcygeus would be all cramped and unusable after like 4-5.  and even that's pushing it.

unless you're mid-puberty with unnatural hormonal spikes.  is that it?  you like 15 or something?


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
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Synesthetic said:
My record is 37...also about when I was 12.

Quote:
damn!

how did you walk man?

i was staggering at 20:banana:


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
i don't believe this thread, nor any of the posts.  8 ejaculations in one day?  bullshit.  your pubbococcygeus would be all cramped and unusable after like 4-5.  and even that's pushing it.

unless you're mid-puberty with unnatural hormonal spikes.  is that it?  you like 15 or something?


See above...
"I was just kidding. :lol:"

Oh and don't be such a dick, mate.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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okay.  now that i've taken the time to actually read the thread, i retract my hostility.

i apologize for the initial rashness.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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I was around a guy who jerked off 8 times in around 10 minutes once at summer camp. He was under a blanket


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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look here mate, some belligerency is acceptable given various stages of drunkeness.  simply calling bullshit is not being a dick btw.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: EternalCowabunga]
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EternalCowabunga said:
I was around a guy who jerked off 8 times in around 10 minutes once at summer camp. He was under a blanket


he lied.


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