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Synesthetic
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I've jerked off 8 times today
#11346223 - 10/29/09 03:56 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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And I'm about to go for number nine. :fap:
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HeavyToilet
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
#11346249 - 10/29/09 04:00 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Your mother must be proud.
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DeathCompany
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: HeavyToilet]
#11346257 - 10/29/09 04:01 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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HeavyToilet said: Your mother must be proud.
Seriously, you don't have anything better to do than touch/fondle your wiener for hours and hours each day?!?!?!
i suggest you find a hobby or a girlfriend.
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Gumby
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: HeavyToilet]
#11346262 - 10/29/09 04:01 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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...And it's not raw yet? You must do this often.
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EternalCowabunga
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Gumby]
#11346281 - 10/29/09 04:05 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Dude it can't even be enjoyable by the 9th time. There's no way.
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Salomon
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Gumby]
#11346284 - 10/29/09 04:05 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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try and beat my record
20 times in a day
but i was like 12 man
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aamon
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Gumby]
#11346286 - 10/29/09 04:05 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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what do you think the world record for how many times one has pulled his pud in one day is?
-------------------- Before you ask the answer is Yes, you have to say the whole thing and yes you have to say it every time, and yes that includes the "a pimp named" part.
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WakeboardrB
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: aamon]
#11346307 - 10/29/09 04:07 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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aamon said: what do you think the world record for how many times one has pulled his pud in one day is?
I think that's probably one of the rare records that won't be found in the Guinness Book.
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EternalCowabunga
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: aamon]
#11346309 - 10/29/09 04:08 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm sure someone has jacked off like once every second one day, multiple orgasms until death
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Synesthetic
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: WakeboardrB]
#11346316 - 10/29/09 04:09 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was just kidding
I've actually done it 3 times today and don't plan on going again.
My record is 37...also about when I was 12.
Home sick with my dad's playboy.
Good times.
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Shroomism
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
#11346320 - 10/29/09 04:09 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've had sex 6 times today, let's race
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aamon
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
#11346323 - 10/29/09 04:11 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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after number 37 i imagine the only thing coming out would be dust
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Synesthetic
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: aamon]
#11346327 - 10/29/09 04:11 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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aamon said: after number 37 i imagine the only thing coming out would be dust
Probably. I can't really remember.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
#11346354 - 10/29/09 04:14 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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i don't believe this thread, nor any of the posts. 8 ejaculations in one day? bullshit. your pubbococcygeus would be all cramped and unusable after like 4-5. and even that's pushing it.
unless you're mid-puberty with unnatural hormonal spikes. is that it? you like 15 or something?
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Salomon
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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
#11346362 - 10/29/09 04:16 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Synesthetic said:
My record is 37...also about when I was 12.
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damn!
how did you walk man?
i was staggering at 20
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Synesthetic
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Quote:
tiny_rabid_birds said: i don't believe this thread, nor any of the posts. 8 ejaculations in one day? bullshit. your pubbococcygeus would be all cramped and unusable after like 4-5. and even that's pushing it.
unless you're mid-puberty with unnatural hormonal spikes. is that it? you like 15 or something?
See above... "I was just kidding. "
Oh and don't be such a dick, mate.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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okay. now that i've taken the time to actually read the thread, i retract my hostility.
i apologize for the initial rashness.
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EternalCowabunga
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I was around a guy who jerked off 8 times in around 10 minutes once at summer camp. He was under a blanket
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tiny_rabid_birds
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look here mate, some belligerency is acceptable given various stages of drunkeness. simply calling bullshit is not being a dick btw.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Quote:
EternalCowabunga said: I was around a guy who jerked off 8 times in around 10 minutes once at summer camp. He was under a blanket
he lied.
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