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OfflineSynesthetic
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I've jerked off 8 times today
    #11346223 - 10/29/09 05:56 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

And I'm about to go for number nine. :fap:


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
    #11346249 - 10/29/09 06:00 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Your mother must be proud.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #11346257 - 10/29/09 06:01 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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HeavyToilet said:
Your mother must be proud.





Seriously, you don't have anything better to do than touch/fondle your wiener for hours and hours each day?!?!?!

i suggest you find a hobby or a girlfriend.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #11346262 - 10/29/09 06:01 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

...And it's not raw yet? You must do this often.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Gumby]
    #11346281 - 10/29/09 06:05 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Dude it can't even be enjoyable by the 9th time. There's no way.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Gumby]
    #11346284 - 10/29/09 06:05 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

try and beat my record:awesome:

20 times in a day:naughty:






but i was like 12 man:shrug:


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Gumby]
    #11346286 - 10/29/09 06:05 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

what do you think the world record for how many times one has pulled his pud in one day is?


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: aamon]
    #11346307 - 10/29/09 06:07 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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aamon said:
what do you think the world record for how many times one has pulled his pud in one day is?




I think that's probably one of the rare records that won't be found in the Guinness Book.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: aamon]
    #11346309 - 10/29/09 06:08 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I'm sure someone has jacked off like once every second one day, multiple orgasms until death


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #11346316 - 10/29/09 06:09 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I was just kidding :lol:

I've actually done it 3 times today and don't plan on going again.

My record is 37...also about when I was 12.

Home sick with my dad's playboy.

Good times.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
    #11346320 - 10/29/09 06:09 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I've had sex 6 times today, let's race :awesome:


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
    #11346323 - 10/29/09 06:11 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

after number 37 i imagine the only thing coming out would be dust


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: aamon]
    #11346327 - 10/29/09 06:11 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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after number 37 i imagine the only thing coming out would be dust




Probably. I can't really remember.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
    #11346354 - 10/29/09 06:14 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

i don't believe this thread, nor any of the posts.  8 ejaculations in one day?  bullshit.  your pubbococcygeus would be all cramped and unusable after like 4-5.  and even that's pushing it.

unless you're mid-puberty with unnatural hormonal spikes.  is that it?  you like 15 or something?


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: Synesthetic]
    #11346362 - 10/29/09 06:16 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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Synesthetic said:

My record is 37...also about when I was 12.

Quote:



damn!

how did you walk man?

i was staggering at 20:banana:


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11346364 - 10/29/09 06:16 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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i don't believe this thread, nor any of the posts.  8 ejaculations in one day?  bullshit.  your pubbococcygeus would be all cramped and unusable after like 4-5.  and even that's pushing it.

unless you're mid-puberty with unnatural hormonal spikes.  is that it?  you like 15 or something?




See above...
"I was just kidding. :lol:"

Oh and don't be such a dick, mate.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11346365 - 10/29/09 06:16 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

okay.  now that i've taken the time to actually read the thread, i retract my hostility.

i apologize for the initial rashness.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11346372 - 10/29/09 06:18 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I was around a guy who jerked off 8 times in around 10 minutes once at summer camp. He was under a blanket


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11346373 - 10/29/09 06:18 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

look here mate, some belligerency is acceptable given various stages of drunkeness.  simply calling bullshit is not being a dick btw.


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Re: I've jerked off 8 times today [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #11346377 - 10/29/09 06:18 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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I was around a guy who jerked off 8 times in around 10 minutes once at summer camp. He was under a blanket




he lied.


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