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Masturbating with women
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So I have a girl i sleep next to every night. But sometimes , while im lying there in bed , i just need to jerk one out. I know I have  a perfectly good woman with a perfectly fine pussy right next to me but , for whatever reason I just dont want to fuck , I would rather jerk it.

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Nobody knows what you like better than your hand. This is pretty natural and common AFAIK. A woman is another person, not a extra limb dedicated to getting you off.

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I do it all the time.  Wake up from a good dream, and she's out. 



Fuck waking some stinky breathed bitch up at 5 am to excerise.  You can accomplish everything you need to within a minute.

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Fuck waking some stinky breathed bitch up at 5 am to excerise.  You can accomplish everything you need to within a minute.


Now, step back and think about why you even bother to have a stinky breathed bitch there at all. :shrug:

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I dunno about you guys...but I like having sex more than masturbating.

Wake that biatch up and tell her to take it.

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Sex comes at a price, masturbation is free... and the payoff is very similar. :lol:

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #4]
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What...the price of having a woman in your bed?

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #4]
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My thoughts axactly.

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Ok...so if you have a woman in your bed and you masturbate instead of having sex.....thats like paying admission to a theme park and only eating the food.

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Thats means I probably fuckd her the night before, and once you've been to the theme park a million times you start looking for a new ride!

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #6]
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The hand ride isn't very new....

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
What...the price of having a woman in your bed?


Yup, the dinner/gifts/whatever you bought her and/or the nagging/talking/blabbering that occurs post-coitus. There is a trade off happening unless you are hot/famous.

In my youth it all seemed worth it, and I had plenty of women. Now it's just way easier on my life to whack off once/twice a day and keep my absolute 100% independence.

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I realize that now after being in a relationship for a few years now.

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
The hand ride isn't very new....



i just burst out laughing at work and everybody looked over like i was going to tell them something lol

LOL

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Meh...if you don't like to talk to the girl you're fucking then there's no reason to be with her.

At least thats my opinion....but I've never been one for random hook ups. I only sleep with women I am legitimately attracted to (personally and physically).

And you should buy a woman something because you want to make her happy...not because you want sex. Just my opinion... Call me chivalrous.  :shrug:

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #7]
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The left hand is.
Or if I get my right hand to fall asleep....(you all know where this is going)....I call it a stranger. :lol:

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
And you should buy a woman something because you want to make her happy...not because you want sex. Just my opinion... Call me chivalrous.  :shrug:




:lol:

The reality is that men want sex and women want things... that's the long and short of it. It's the reason protitution has been around since the dawn of time.

We just call it something else, and you can rationalize it however you want. But the basic facts remain. :shrug:

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Ok...yeah I want sex.

But I like to think I want women for more then just that.

Just let me cling to my delusions, ok?

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #5]
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It's cool... just have fun before you grow all old and jaded like me. I know I did!!

And make sure you come out a winner... No kids, no wife and no STDs! I'm on easy street now. :lol:

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Re: Masturbating with women [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Quote:
Now, step back and think about why you even bother to have a stinky breathed bitch there at all.




Who doesn't have stinky breath at 5 am when they're asleep?

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