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Anonymous #1

What do you women really want?
    #7679684 - 11/25/07 08:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Please be dead honest. I'm fucking clueless.


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Anonymous #2

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7679727 - 11/25/07 08:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

A rockstar.


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Anonymous #3

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7679728 - 11/25/07 08:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I go for funny and smart and honest.


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Anonymous #4

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7679773 - 11/25/07 08:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Apparently big dicks.


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Anonymous #5

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7679806 - 11/25/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Big Dicks, Funny, Smart, A Hot Bod, Sophisticated...

That's pretty much the most important stuff in my book.


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Anonymous #6

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7679808 - 11/25/07 08:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

you forgot lots of money


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Anonymous #7

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7679842 - 11/25/07 08:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

What do us women want?

In what way? In our men?

In ourselves?

Be more specific please.


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Anonymous #8

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7679858 - 11/25/07 08:52 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

a rock star with a ton of money and a huge cock who's smart and funny and disease free

or even the first 3, LOL TOMMY LEE


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Anonymous #7

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7679878 - 11/25/07 08:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

A man who is intelligent but with a good soul. Integrity is very important. Someone who respects their elders and still wants to open the door for me.

A guy who likes kids and can have fun doing silly things.

And then after all these wonderful things can lay me down and make me moan.


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Anonymous #1

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7679897 - 11/25/07 09:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
What do us women want?

In what way? In our men?






Yes, I meant in a man.


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Anonymous #9

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7679925 - 11/25/07 09:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
A man who is intelligent but with a good soul. Integrity is very important. Someone who respects their elders and still wants to open the door for me.

A guy who likes kids and can have fun doing silly things.

And then after all these wonderful things can lay me down and make me moan.




I WIN!


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Anonymous #7

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7679978 - 11/25/07 09:33 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

If that is you then you are a rare man indeed!


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Anonymous #10

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7680145 - 11/25/07 10:56 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The question is too broad, it depends on the woman in question. You've got to be able to adjust your game (while still being yourself) depending on the chicks wants and needs.


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Anonymous #11

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7680356 - 11/26/07 01:03 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

as myself being the woman that i am, i want a cock slapping my face or in my pussy at least 24/7, the most attractive males are online gamers under the age of 20


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Anonymous #1

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7680368 - 11/26/07 01:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Fat wallet, big dick, tall, bulging muscles, treats me like crap, etc..

You know...the usual stuff.


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Anonymous #12

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7680421 - 11/26/07 01:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Be yourself!


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Anonymous #1

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7680441 - 11/26/07 02:04 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Be yourself!




:lol:

If most guys are themselves where the fuck will they get?  Most guys have no money, aren't tall, have an extra 20 pounds on them, have no lives, etc.. 

Guys have to fake it to get pussy sometimes.


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Anonymous #13

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7680453 - 11/26/07 02:15 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

PM me and I will tell you what us women really want. Most of you boys would be surprised.


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Anonymous #14

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7681081 - 11/26/07 09:34 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The answer is within you.


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Anonymous #15

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7681554 - 11/26/07 11:51 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
A man who is intelligent but with a good soul.  Integrity is very important.  Someone who respects their elders and still wants to open the door for me.

A guy who likes kids and can have fun doing silly things.

And then after all these wonderful things can lay me down and make me moan.




I WIN!




Hmm, i wondered someone as ugly as me ended up with a hot ass girlfriend. i win :smile: :thumbup:


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Anonymous #9

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7682146 - 11/26/07 02:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:

Hmm, i wondered someone as ugly as me ended up with a hot ass girlfriend. i win :smile: :thumbup:




You don't win at sentence construction


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Anonymous #16

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7683783 - 11/26/07 10:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

yeah...no shit  :lol:


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Anonymous #15

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7683947 - 11/26/07 11:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:frown: me no write good


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Anonymous #17

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7684501 - 11/27/07 02:15 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

A BIG FAT FAT SUPERSIZED TANKS O JENKEM. ( and cock)


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Anonymous #18

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7684513 - 11/27/07 02:27 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I go for funny and smart and honest.




A good fucking lay.


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Anonymous #19

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7684562 - 11/27/07 03:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

As someone said -
each women is different so you gotta realise what they are like by the language they use.
Then adjust your game accordingly.

99% of all people sucker in for some ass kissing though. Just tell them how hot they look, how they are good at something etc etc
Don't go over the top though Just please their ego's every so often.


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Anonymous #20

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7684576 - 11/27/07 04:27 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Well this is a depressing thread.

Large dicks, and lots of money are the prodominant answers. Not that i would have guessed any other way, but i was hoping for whatever, fuck this.


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Anonymous #9

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7685317 - 11/27/07 10:10 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Well this is a depressing thread.

Large dicks, and lots of money are the prodominant answers. Not that i would have guessed any other way, but i was hoping for whatever, fuck this.




Most of those posts are from guys. Women want thoughtfulness, handsomeness and assertiveness.


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Anonymous #21

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7685409 - 11/27/07 10:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Women love assholes. Especially rich ones.


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Anonymous #22

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #7691261 - 11/28/07 04:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

"as myself being the woman that i am, i want a cock slapping my face or in my pussy at least 24/7, the most attractive males are online gamers under the age of 20"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHABBAAAAHAHA

i think i actually shit my pants when i read that. totally loled it up.

good answer, good answer.

jenkem references are always good, too.


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Anonymous #7

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #7691735 - 11/28/07 05:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Women love assholes. Especially rich ones.




Maybe some women do. Not all women. I have had guys like that interested in me.

Money is not my main objective in life. Having a little extra doesn't hurt but I can live (and have) without being rich and still be happy.


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Anonymous #5

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7691903 - 11/28/07 06:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe I'm just shallow, but money matters a lot to me. I want a man who can support me and perhaps our future life together.


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Anonymous #23

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7691914 - 11/28/07 06:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
A man who is intelligent but with a good soul. Integrity is very important. Someone who respects their elders and still wants to open the door for me.

A guy who likes kids and can have fun doing silly things.

And then after all these wonderful things can lay me down and make me moan.




I'll second that one. A good sense of humor is important to me too. If a guy can't challenge me intellectually, and stand up to me in an argument, I won't respect them for very long.


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Anonymous #1

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #7692444 - 11/28/07 08:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The nigga got'sta have paper to support my ass.


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Anonymous #24

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7701892 - 12/01/07 06:33 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
The nigga got'sta have paper to support my ass.



that helps, but
1) laughs at my jokes
2) tall
3) lets me come 1st
4) is down for what eva
5) loves me.

i think that covers it.
being a friend as well as a lover is the key for me. I love to fuck, but afterwards, if all i can think about is how im going to get you out of my house, well then, thts not the right person.


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Anonymous #13

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #7702235 - 12/01/07 10:12 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Us women want a man that can beat Super Mario Bros in under 5 minutes. We also want someone who is really skilled at head shots.


FAT COCKS FTW


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Anonymous #19

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7702642 - 12/01/07 12:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Really we just love fat, long cock in our holes but we tend not to admit it.


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Anonymous #25

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7703381 - 12/01/07 04:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Maybe I'm just shallow, but money matters a lot to me. I want a man who can support me and perhaps our future life together.




Not shallow, just honest. 99/100 women will say tall, handsome, assertive, funny, etc first, and probably believe it, but when the guy who fits that description but only make 8/hr comes around she will convince herself that there is just something about that guy she doesn't like.

Men lie to others, women lie to themselves. That is why they are better at it, becuase they believe it


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Anonymous #19

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #7703643 - 12/01/07 05:35 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Most women want what they can't have.

If your easy they won't want you - you gotta reel them in by making them think they are doing the fishing.


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Anonymous #26

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7703867 - 12/01/07 06:32 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Macrophallus


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Anonymous #27

Re: What do you women really want? [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #7709491 - 12/03/07 01:56 AM (16 years, 1 month ago)

1. someone with a SPINE. 100% of the time that girls like assholes, it's only because those guys give off the appearance of having a spine. Be yourself and don't be afraid to speak your mind, act assertive in groups, tell people off, but DONT be an asshole about it, because smart girls will see through you.

the money issue is also an issue of spine, you can be attractive and impoverished if you don't act like being poor is a setback for you.

2. A good sense of humor is essential (i like guys that are warped, fatalistic, or dry.)

3. Every good relationship begins with a friendship, so definitely someone that I am compatible with personally and like buddying around with.

4. Fidelity and honesty

This is pretty typical, but the things women are attracted to in a personality vary greatly. So it's really about finding someone YOU like.

Put down the shotgun and train to be a sniper. You might not hit as many targets but you'll get the one you're really going for.

These are my two personal likes/dislikes

1. I like a guy that makes fun of me in a buddy sort of way, that makes friendly digs on my personality that reveal my idiosyncrasies/ neuroticisms are really cute to them.

2. Can't stand fat guys. I'm not opposed to fat people in general, but I can't be sexually attracted to a fat man, because they look curvy like a girl. The last thing I want to think about in bed is a gut or big thighs or that the person I'm fucking has bigger boobs than me.

Fat guys are feminine, but thin guys/mildly built guys are good looking.

Muscles are gross if they look like they were built up in a gym/on the football field, but nice if they look natural, like someone's been fighting or running around in the woods. Overly built or synthetically athletic bodies, or the bodies of trained bulk athletes, completely repulse me.


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