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14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew
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Why am I not surprised?



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My name is Mud

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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: DragonChaser]
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Hahah, what an fat ugly muffin.

Once she's out of the pedo range, nobody is going to want to touch that.

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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: Chubba]
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Wud eva its my hot body ill do what i want

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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
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great vid. she's a winner, that bitty is.


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: Syle]
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Bacon DOUBLE cheeseburger.


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: Your Destination]
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From MacDonalds.


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: DragonChaser]
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I saw taht oen when it came on TV one day.  Fuckin great.  My other favorite is:

Maury: "Now Daekwan, why do you think your wife was lieing about being pregnate?"
Daekwan: "Maury, she was tellin me she was pregnate for 11 months, what is she?  An elephant?!"


:rofl:

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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: DragonChaser]
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fuck dat ho sho iz phat


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This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.

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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: DragonChaser]
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:rofl2:


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: memes]
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meams said:
I saw taht oen when it came on TV one day.  Fuckin great.  My other favorite is:

Maury: "Now Daekwan, why do you think your wife was lieing about being pregnate?"
Daekwan: "Maury, she was tellin me she was pregnate for 11 months, what is she?  An elephant?!"


:rofl:


:lol:
that is hilarious

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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: DragonChaser]
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wow...
just wow.

:ooo:


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: Ellisistight]
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:lol: damn that was funny "even had sex for a double cheese burger with BACON"haha


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: 420_psychonaut]
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$50? You'd have to pay me to fuck that.


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: gilesypopper]
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gilesypopper said:
$50? You'd have to pay me to fuck that.


I wouldn't even touch that for $200.


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: gilesypopper]
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ouch thats rough.


we thank the americas for this. :bongload:

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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: druqs]
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You ain't bad!

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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: Neuron]
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Neuron said:
gilesypopper said:
$50? You'd have to pay me to fuck that.


I wouldn't even touch that for $200.


I wouldn't fucker w/your dick


:rimshot:


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Don't be bogged down by your past
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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: Your Destination]
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Your Destination said:
Bacon DOUBLE cheeseburger.



I just cant imagine her being worth the extra money for bacon

double cheese burger from the $1 menu... maybe


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I'm with the other guys, I'd have to be paid to touch it.

Paid a lot.
And I'd need something better than a condom- maybe I could just dip my dick, lower stomach, nutsack and thighs all in liquid latex to get a good shield going on all over that area.
I'd want to be able to wear a mask too, so no one could see my face; especially not the dumb bitch.
I'd also require that either she couldn't talk, or I'd have to have my iPod with Bose headphones on, the noise-canceling kind, so I couldn't hear anything she says.
There would also have to be a time limit involved.


But no one answered my initial question: Why am I not surprised?


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: DragonChaser]
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DragonChaser said:
But no one answered my initial question: Why am I not surprised?


because it's maury


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