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OfflineDragonChaser
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14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew
    #11235525 - 10/12/09 10:09 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Why am I not surprised?



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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: DragonChaser]
    #11235548 - 10/12/09 10:11 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

:whacker:


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: DragonChaser]
    #11235555 - 10/12/09 10:12 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Hahah, what an fat ugly muffin.

Once she's out of the pedo range, nobody is going to want to touch that.


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: Chubba]
    #11235561 - 10/12/09 10:13 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Wud eva its my hot body ill do what i want


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #11235856 - 10/12/09 10:47 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

great vid. she's a winner, that bitty is.


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: Syle]
    #11235963 - 10/12/09 11:01 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Bacon DOUBLE cheeseburger.


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: Your Destination]
    #11235982 - 10/12/09 11:03 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

From MacDonalds.


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: DragonChaser]
    #11236004 - 10/12/09 11:06 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I saw taht oen when it came on TV one day.  Fuckin great.  My other favorite is:

Maury: "Now Daekwan, why do you think your wife was lieing about being pregnate?"
Daekwan: "Maury, she was tellin me she was pregnate for 11 months, what is she?  An elephant?!"


:rofl:


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: DragonChaser]
    #11236007 - 10/12/09 11:06 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

fuck dat ho sho iz phat


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: DragonChaser]
    #11236009 - 10/12/09 11:06 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: memes]
    #11236018 - 10/12/09 11:07 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

meams said:
I saw taht oen when it came on TV one day.  Fuckin great.  My other favorite is:

Maury: "Now Daekwan, why do you think your wife was lieing about being pregnate?"
Daekwan: "Maury, she was tellin me she was pregnate for 11 months, what is she?  An elephant?!"


:rofl:




:lol:
that is hilarious


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: DragonChaser]
    #11236031 - 10/12/09 11:10 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

wow...
just wow.

:ooo:


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: Ellisistight]
    #11236180 - 10/12/09 11:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: damn that was funny "even had sex for a double cheese burger with BACON"haha


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: 420_psychonaut]
    #11239565 - 10/13/09 03:37 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

$50? You'd have to pay me to fuck that.


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: gilesypopper]
    #11239591 - 10/13/09 03:41 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

gilesypopper said:
$50? You'd have to pay me to fuck that.




I wouldn't even touch that for $200.


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: gilesypopper]
    #11239593 - 10/13/09 03:42 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

ouch thats rough.


we thank the americas for this. :bongload:


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: druqs]
    #11239610 - 10/13/09 03:44 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

You ain't bad!


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: Neuron]
    #11239681 - 10/13/09 03:57 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Neuron said:
Quote:

gilesypopper said:
$50? You'd have to pay me to fuck that.




I wouldn't even touch that for $200.




I wouldn't fucker w/your dick


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: Your Destination]
    #11239722 - 10/13/09 04:05 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

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Your Destination said:
Bacon DOUBLE cheeseburger.





I just cant imagine her being worth the extra money for bacon

double cheese burger from the $1 menu... maybe


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Re: 14 yr old has sex for bacon cheeseburger, beats nephew [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #11239814 - 10/13/09 04:21 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

I'm with the other guys, I'd have to be paid to touch it.

Paid a lot.
And I'd need something better than a condom- maybe I could just dip my dick, lower stomach, nutsack and thighs all in liquid latex to get a good shield going on all over that area.
I'd want to be able to wear a mask too, so no one could see my face; especially not the dumb bitch.
I'd also require that either she couldn't talk, or I'd have to have my iPod with Bose headphones on, the noise-canceling kind, so I couldn't hear anything she says.
There would also have to be a time limit involved.


But no one answered my initial question: Why am I not surprised?


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