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Doctor_Dick
Forgiveness

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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: 420_psychonaut]
#11152042 - 09/29/09 05:37 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

yuuup im a virgin :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

atleast i wish i were, then i wouldnt have a 2 and a half foot tall human running around taking up all my free time!!!! :gc:

:gc:

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Benci
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11152084 - 09/29/09 05:48 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Doctor_Dick said:

yuuup im a virgin

atleast i wish i were, then i wouldnt have a 2 and a half foot tall human running around taking up all my free time!!!!

Yea Kids suck. Annoying little punks.

But on a serious note for the OP... I'm assuming you are in highschool so, save your lunch money for a week or two, and then you will have money to take a girl out for something small. Just a suggestion, a poor one maybe, but a suggestion.

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citricacidx
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Registered: 07/23/07
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: Benci]
#11152095 - 09/29/09 05:50 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

haha, not in high school. 21 and in college and broke as a mofo as things tend to happen, tryin to find a job in this shit economy.

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Doctor_Dick
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: citricacidx]
#11152110 - 09/29/09 05:53 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

charlie manson was a bum and he had a ton of chicks

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mackabee
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Registered: 09/29/09
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: citricacidx]
#11152147 - 09/29/09 06:00 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

girls like nice walks- walks are free

girls like dick- your dick is free

girls like watching movies- borrow one
from friend

girls like food- dollar menue

lmao but seriously the free cheap shit only works at first n fails later on. remember boys. at first keep the presents n dates small. cuz ur just gona have to top it the next time.

women dont know what they want. so its our job to tell em lmfao

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mackabee
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11152180 - 09/29/09 06:03 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

pull out dude, condoms suck, patch, pill, something, cum on her face. in her ear at least. i know i know its not the same. plug her but :smile:

:smile:

:):):):):)

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Swyfty Swyf
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Registered: 02/20/09
Posts: 7,113
Loc: North Alabama

Re: Dating while broke

[Re: mackabee]
#11152250 - 09/29/09 06:17 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

HHWwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

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shadyy
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: mackabee]
#11152429 - 09/29/09 06:41 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

the pull out method doesn't work
nub

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Benci
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#11152444 - 09/29/09 06:43 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Find something that resembles weed, bag it up, go to your nearest elementary school, and sell it to the impressionable sixth graders.

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Doctor_Dick
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: shadyy]
#11152448 - 09/29/09 06:44 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

pull out works better than the cum inside her method

thats how i had my kid

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shadyy
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: Benci]
#11152450 - 09/29/09 06:44 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

wow

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Benci
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: shadyy]
#11152451 - 09/29/09 06:44 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

shadyy said:

the pull out method doesn't work
nub

No it doesnt. But the girl cant get pregnant if shes on top, everyone knows that.

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Jockin John C
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: 420_psychonaut]
#11152478 - 09/29/09 06:47 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I dont know if you have frisbee golf where you live but its the bomb. girls love the adventure and creativity of it. plus you get to "teach" them how to throw a frisbee. plus my course is in the woods so that meet buttsex criteria. it gets them alone and close to you.

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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: Benci]
#11152503 - 09/29/09 06:50 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Benci said:

shadyy said:

the pull out method doesn't work
nub

No it doesnt. But the girl cant get pregnant if shes on top, everyone knows that.

You also can't get aids if you pull out

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Benci
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: Dobie]
#11152549 - 09/29/09 06:56 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Dobie said:

Benci said:

shadyy said:

the pull out method doesn't work
nub

No it doesnt. But the girl cant get pregnant if shes on top, everyone knows that.

You also can't get aids if you pull out

Lol, good form

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Benci
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: Benci]
#11152561 - 09/29/09 06:57 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

You know the advertisements on this forum right above and below the threads, this is what mine says on this thread, and it made me laugh.

eBay Shop for: Buttseks

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shadyy
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: Benci]
#11152569 - 09/29/09 06:58 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

what about delicious bacon?

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Dobie
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: Benci]
#11152576 - 09/29/09 06:59 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Well are you gonna buy some?

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Benci
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: Dobie]
#11152585 - 09/29/09 07:01 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Dobie said:

Well are you gonna buy some?

I cant, the search had 0 results. Ruined my day.

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Dobie
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Re: Dating while broke

[Re: Benci]
#11152608 - 09/29/09 07:07 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

BULLSHIT!

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