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In(di)go
People of the sun.

Registered: 10/29/00
Posts: 8,157
Loc: Cologne, Germany

Re: Your Worst First Date...Ever!

[Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
#6452104 - 01/12/07 12:49 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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Colonel Kurtz Ph.D said:
It'd kick ass if you didn't recognize her at all... Wouldn't be a first time for me anyway.

thank god that has never happened to me...

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grphish
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Registered: 04/01/02
Posts: 1,687
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months

Re: Your Worst First Date...Ever!

[Re: In(di)go]
#6452163 - 01/12/07 01:14 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

i got the hottest girl from the dorms next to me who just wants to be with me and asks me why i'm not chasing after her
truth is there's been too many drugs in my system, including falling off the steps and fucking my head up on K+E+Coke+klono+a million this and thats
i can't handle conversation that comes out of my mouth
i can text though
worst date, went to her place last week and forgot that the impulsiveness came from me taking about 10 klonos. and so i go there, i pass out, wake up in my underwear in a dorm room that looks just like mine but isn't, and im trying to figure out who i'm bed with, i jump out, push her off the bed and freak out internally, try to find my glasses ( i had an eye infection so no contacts then )
and she's liike OMG YOU THOUGHT I WAS LARA
i try to make haste and say that i need to get home shower and do some work, i forget my pants, keys, money etc... i ring and her gay flatmate opens the door and asks me all these questions, like you shouldn't be so drunk around my friend you'll just hurt her etc... i felt that sensless benzo aggression telling me to beat him up and do some gay bashing
she was very good sex at least, i think, god damn where did my libido gone?
neddless to say, i also have a girlfriend called lara who without me has been falling appart and becoming a self-destructive drug user ( with what she can get, alcohol, E, abit of coke... god if anyone lets a person like that try opiates , she would OD withihn the 2nd day)

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a2ndopinion
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Registered: 12/06/06
Posts: 592
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months

Re: Your Worst First Date...Ever!

[Re: grphish]
#6452267 - 01/12/07 01:46 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

woah dude... sounds like you need to lay off the drugs for a while and get your shit together...

at the very least, you should know who you're fucking and when you're fucking them. and, if you have a GF, then you shouldn't be fucking anyone BUT her, IMO.

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grphish
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Posts: 1,687
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months

Re: Your Worst First Date...Ever!

[Re: a2ndopinion]
#6452288 - 01/12/07 01:54 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

my gf sucks
she's chubby and insecure and boring
while this girl is hot , cute, not so smart, but then again none of the girls ive dated were smart, and the ones that were were smart enough to dump me
don't blame em really...
i wouldn't mind a lude or 2 right now
wake up tommorow and not worry bout anything

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a2ndopinion
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Registered: 12/06/06
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Last seen: 16 years, 5 months

Re: Your Worst First Date...Ever!

[Re: grphish]
#6452314 - 01/12/07 02:01 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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grphish said:
my gf sucks
she's chubby and insecure and boring

then break up with her!!!! but don't cheat. there is no excuse for cheating... ever.

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