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Prisoner#1
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Re: small peace of advice for dating

[Re: samba_lightning]
#10973662 - 08/31/09 04:11 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

samba_lightning said:

you americans are crazy :P (but i like your style)
We teach our girls to say NO, or they have a rape alarm XD

You guys teach your girls to use fucking rifles!
very nice.

we teach them a lot of valuable skills

what happens when the guy doesnt understand what NO means or he smashes the rape alarm

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feelfunny
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Registered: 03/11/09
Posts: 8,747
Loc: South

Re: small peace of advice for dating

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#10973675 - 08/31/09 04:13 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

i need to bet my daughter a gun or at least a stun gun there are allot of pervs in AL

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Prisoner#1
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Re: small peace of advice for dating

[Re: Deltron3030]
#10973690 - 08/31/09 04:15 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Deltron3030 said:

I'll date her. It's not like you have the balls to kill someone for that.

not only do I have enormous steel testicles
I also own a backhoe

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Newbie
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Re: small peace of advice for dating

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#10973696 - 08/31/09 04:16 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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kieranhv

Registered: 05/11/09
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Re: small peace of advice for dating

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#10973968 - 08/31/09 04:56 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Prisoner#1 said:

PilzeEssen said:

if i ever have kids, i hope to god i dont have a daughter.

because of you people.

I have a daughter

I'm also better armed than the national guard

anyone wanna date my daughter?

ill give it a shot

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Doe Eyed
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Re: small peace of advice for dating

[Re: feelfunny]
#10974265 - 08/31/09 05:48 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

feelfunny said:

if there is hair then she is old enough

no no no....bad advice girl's do when they're like 12-thats years of illegalness lol

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Gasmask
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Re: small peace of advice for dating

[Re: Doe Eyed]
#10974324 - 08/31/09 05:57 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Your dick looks bigger in the hands of a 9 year old

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Set
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Registered: 10/03/08
Posts: 6,383
Loc: right near da beach

Re: small peace of advice for dating

[Re: kieranhv]
#10974337 - 08/31/09 05:59 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

kieranhv said:

if she pulls this face when u wip ur cock out shes to young

lol

was that from /b/

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kieranhv

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Re: small peace of advice for dating

[Re: samba_lightning]
#10974345 - 08/31/09 06:01 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Doe Eyed said:

feelfunny said:

if there is hair then she is old enough

no no no....bad advice girl's do when they're like 12-thats years of illegalness lol

hummm yes but its forbiden fruit :crazy2:

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doyoutrip
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Re: small peace of advice for dating

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#10974431 - 08/31/09 06:14 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

kieranhv said:

Maybe if i was drunk at a random party with few people i knew. :stoned:

Prisoner#1 said:

PilzeEssen said:

if i ever have kids, i hope to god i dont have a daughter.

because of you people.

I have a daughter

I'm also better armed than the national guard

anyone wanna date my daughter?

Only if we could go hunt a bear :grin:

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kieranhv

Registered: 05/11/09
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Last seen: 14 years, 10 months

Re: small peace of advice for dating

[Re: teeter]
#10974526 - 08/31/09 06:27 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Doe Eyed said:

feelfunny said:

if there is hair then she is old enough

no no no....bad advice girl's do when they're like 12-thats years of illegalness lol

hummm yes but its forbiden fruit :crazy2:

teeter said:

kieranhv said:

if she pulls this face when u wip ur cock out shes to young

or shes just never seen a dick that big

i thank you for my boost to my selfconfidnce towards my penis :thumbup:

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kieranhv

Registered: 05/11/09
Posts: 313
Last seen: 14 years, 10 months

Re: small peace of advice for dating

[Re: feelfunny]
#10974540 - 08/31/09 06:29 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

feelfunny said:

PilzeEssen said:

if i ever have kids, i hope to god i dont have a daughter.

because of you people.

the sad thing is i have a 10 year old girl

fancy uploadin a pic :wink:

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Gasmask
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Re: small peace of advice for dating

[Re: kieranhv]
#10974563 - 08/31/09 06:33 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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