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small peace of advice for dating
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if she pulls this face when u wip ur cock out shes to young

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: kieranhv]
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Sayz yooo


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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: kieranhv]
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kieranhv said:


if she pulls this face when u wip ur cock out shes to young


or shes just never seen a dick that big :wink:


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"If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things through narrow chinks of his cavern." - William Blake

"Psychedelics helped me to escape.. albeit momentarily.. from the prison of my mind. It over-rode the habit patterns of thought and I was able to taste innocence again. Looking at sensations freshly without the conceptual overlay was very profound." - Ram Das

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: The_Ghost]
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if there is hair then she is old enough


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IF A CAT AND DOG CAN GET ALONG WHY CANT EVERYONE ELSE?
If the sky is falling, don't look up!  :abduction:

Feel Family Founder. :pm: me if you are tired of hearing, "Use the search function".

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: feelfunny]
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:lolz0rz:

what he said.

if there is grass on the field, then play ball!


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Edited by Nuggetpouch (08/31/09 12:36 PM)

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: Nuggetpouch]
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:rofl2:


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IF A CAT AND DOG CAN GET ALONG WHY CANT EVERYONE ELSE?
If the sky is falling, don't look up!  :abduction:

Feel Family Founder. :pm: me if you are tired of hearing, "Use the search function".

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: feelfunny]
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if they are old enough to bleed then old enough to breed


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IF A CAT AND DOG CAN GET ALONG WHY CANT EVERYONE ELSE?
If the sky is falling, don't look up!  :abduction:

Feel Family Founder. :pm: me if you are tired of hearing, "Use the search function".

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: feelfunny]
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if i ever have kids, i hope to god i dont have a daughter.

because of you people.


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If you want to get a hold of me, my email address is in my profile. Just click on my screen name. I got banned from using private messages cause I didn't follow the rules... :frown:

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: PilzeEssen]
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If there ain't no grass on the field, play in the mud, nah mean? :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: feelfunny]
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feelfunny said:
if they are old enough to bleed then old enough to breed


biologically this is very true.


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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: feelfunny]
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feelfunny said:
if there is hair then she is old enough


No.
Go back to OTD.

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: PilzeEssen]
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PilzeEssen said:
if i ever have kids, i hope to god i dont have a daughter.

because of you people.


the sad thing is i have a 10 year old girl


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IF A CAT AND DOG CAN GET ALONG WHY CANT EVERYONE ELSE?
If the sky is falling, don't look up!  :abduction:

Feel Family Founder. :pm: me if you are tired of hearing, "Use the search function".

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: PilzeEssen]
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PilzeEssen said:
if i ever have kids, i hope to god i dont have a daughter.

because of you people.



I have a daughter

I'm also better armed than the national guard









anyone wanna date my daughter?



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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
PilzeEssen said:
if i ever have kids, i hope to god i dont have a daughter.

because of you people.



I have a daughter

I'm also better armed than the national guard









anyone wanna date my daughter?





No, I wanna date you!  :kiss:  That's impressive.  I've only ever shot a Colt Python and some random 12 gauge, I was 14 years old and the shotgun knocked the fuck outta my shoulder (my uncle didn't warn me about kickback) and the Colt hammer took a nice chunk out of my thumb (it was too close to the hammer lol).  It'd be cool to go shooting with someone that could teach proper operation PRIOR to handing me one of those things.

Edited by Newbie (08/31/09 03:21 PM)

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: Newbie]
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I'll date her. It's not like you have the balls to kill someone for that.


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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: Deltron3030]
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if they dont come corect i will


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IF A CAT AND DOG CAN GET ALONG WHY CANT EVERYONE ELSE?
If the sky is falling, don't look up!  :abduction:

Feel Family Founder. :pm: me if you are tired of hearing, "Use the search function".

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: Prisoner#1]
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you americans are crazy :P (but i like your style)
We teach our girls to say NO, or they have a rape alarm XD

You guys teach your girls to use fucking rifles!
very nice.


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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: Deltron3030]
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Deltron3030 said:
I'll date her. It's not like you have the balls to kill someone for that.



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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: PilzeEssen]
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PilzeEssen said:
if i ever have kids, i hope to god i dont have a daughter.

because of you people.


srsly.  :ilold:


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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: ChairmanMeow]
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ChairmanMeow said:
PilzeEssen said:
if i ever have kids, i hope to god i dont have a daughter.

because of you people.


srsly.  :ilold:


this :grin:


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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: samba_lightning]
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samba_lightning said:
you americans are crazy :P (but i like your style)
We teach our girls to say NO, or they have a rape alarm XD

You guys teach your girls to use fucking rifles!
very nice.



we teach them  a lot of valuable skills

what happens when the guy doesnt understand what NO means or he smashes the rape alarm





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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: Prisoner#1]
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i need to bet my daughter a gun or at least a stun gun there are allot of pervs in AL


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IF A CAT AND DOG CAN GET ALONG WHY CANT EVERYONE ELSE?
If the sky is falling, don't look up!  :abduction:

Feel Family Founder. :pm: me if you are tired of hearing, "Use the search function".

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: Deltron3030]
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Deltron3030 said:
I'll date her. It's not like you have the balls to kill someone for that.



not only do I have enormous steel testicles
I also own a backhoe


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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: Prisoner#1]
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:lol:

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
PilzeEssen said:
if i ever have kids, i hope to god i dont have a daughter.

because of you people.



I have a daughter

I'm also better armed than the national guard









anyone wanna date my daughter?





ill give it a shot

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: feelfunny]
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feelfunny said:
if there is hair then she is old enough


no no no....bad advice girl's do when they're like 12-thats years of illegalness lol


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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: Doe Eyed]
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Your dick looks bigger in the hands of a 9 year old

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: kieranhv]
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kieranhv said:


if she pulls this face when u wip ur cock out shes to young


lol

was that from /b/


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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: samba_lightning]
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Doe Eyed said:
feelfunny said:
if there is hair then she is old enough


no no no....bad advice girl's do when they're like 12-thats years of illegalness lol



hummm yes but its forbiden fruit :crazy2:

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: Prisoner#1]
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kieranhv said:



Maybe if i was drunk at a random party with few people i knew. :stoned:






Prisoner#1 said:
PilzeEssen said:
if i ever have kids, i hope to god i dont have a daughter.

because of you people.



I have a daughter

I'm also better armed than the national guard









anyone wanna date my daughter?





Only if we could go hunt a bear :grin:


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On the freeway choking
Ain't no mystery to the weed we smokin'"

"Started from weed, big smoke outs before you could exhale, blunt in your mouth"



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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: teeter]
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Doe Eyed said:
feelfunny said:
if there is hair then she is old enough


no no no....bad advice girl's do when they're like 12-thats years of illegalness lol



hummm yes but its forbiden fruit :crazy2:
teeter said:
kieranhv said:


if she pulls this face when u wip ur cock out shes to young


or shes just never seen a dick that big :wink:



i thank you for my boost to my selfconfidnce towards my penis :thumbup:

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: feelfunny]
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feelfunny said:
PilzeEssen said:
if i ever have kids, i hope to god i dont have a daughter.

because of you people.


the sad thing is i have a 10 year old girl



fancy uploadin a pic :wink:

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Re: small peace of advice for dating [Re: kieranhv]
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:facepalm:

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