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My GF doesnt poop
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but like once a week
unless she drinks energy drinks or takes a really good upper then that shit flows
crazy shit
I shit like once or twice a day

by the way her name here is graveflower


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: fee]
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:dudewtf:


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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: fee]
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u know what that means right?

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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: niteowl]
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If I travel I don't shit. I tend to only shit if it's in my home, or the woods. Same thing.


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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: BEEP]
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her rectum is also neon pink
GraveFlower is 1 of a kind


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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: BEEP]
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she must not be very healthy :shrug:


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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: BEEP]
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Tell her to eat some fiber, veggies and high fiber cereal.

People that are not regular don't even know they feel sick or know why they do, but once they are regular, can tell the difference.

I'll send her a PM, j/k =)

Drinking too much alcohol or not enough fiber can also be a problem, which can lead to this.


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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: fireshaman]
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probe it just in case


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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: fee]
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! thats not nice.. that's it.. you can suck your own cock from now on.
and just to let ya know.. twice a week IS regular for me..

fee, your a fucking assbag lol.

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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: Wet]
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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: Graveflower]
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:rofl2:

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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: Graveflower]
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oh geez here comes the drama.
this is gonna be the soap opera of forums.:lol:

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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: elementswrath]
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girlfriend? where the fuck did she come from? CAn we have a little background on this relationship plz?? I thought i knew quite a bit about your social/love life, but apparently not? Did you move to san fran yet?


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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: fireshaman]
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fireshaman said:
Tell her to eat some fiber, veggies and high fiber cereal.

People that are not regular don't even know they feel sick or know why they do, but once they are regular, can tell the difference.

I'll send her a PM, j/k =)

Drinking too much alcohol or not enough fiber can also be a problem, which can lead to this.


QFT.  Lulz on the "I'll send her a PM"


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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: fee]
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I bet she's pooping behind your back.  Chicks are like that.

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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: mofo]
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mofo said:
I bet she's pooping behind your back.  Chicks are like that.


:rofl2:

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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: elementswrath]
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What the fuck?
Does she eat nothing but bacon and cheese?

A person NEEDS to poop more often than that.
Feces are waste material and toxins that the body is supposed to dump, not store up for days on end.


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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: rodfarva]
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rodfarva said:
girlfriend? where the fuck did she come from? CAn we have a little background on this relationship plz?? I thought i knew quite a bit about your social/love life, but apparently not? Did you move to san fran yet?


you have never seen the special LNC thread and cacti threads? haha we have been together for 2 years. and our relationship is kinda all over the forums haha. check those out if you can find them :smile: you wont regret it. hahaha.

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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: Graveflower]
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You the cactus girl!? i love you.


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Re: My GF doesnt poop [Re: mofo]
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mofo said:
I bet she's pooping behind your back.  Chicks are like that.


:ilold:


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