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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: kayabear]
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Kim Jong Il.


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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: doom876]
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doom876 said:
He's a coward for the way he dodged Nam, you know, by shitting himself. He loves killing when he is obviously not doing it to save his ass, he's just a sadistic piece of shit. He also is a straight edge, DARE supporter who wanted to lock up all the hippies and druggies. I even heard the letter read. He's a sick fuck.


I don't like any of the things he says or does, but man, he's fucking hilarious.


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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: doom876]
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doom876 said:
gzuf said:
doom876 said:
Ted Nouget. I'd use a sand blaster in a cellophane coated room and grind his arms and legs off slowly, occasionally stopping to allow his blood to replenish and cauterize his wounds.


:megacrankey:


He's a coward for the way he dodged Nam, you know, by shitting himself. He loves killing when he is obviously not doing it to save his ass, he's just a sadistic piece of shit. He also is a straight edge, DARE supporter who wanted to lock up all the hippies and druggies. I even heard the letter read. He's a sick fuck.


yeah he is in no way straight edge


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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: UnholyChild666]
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Woahs, I don't mind the progressive lady.... but holy shit that esurance voice actor, "Don't forget the good student discount." I'd slit her throat so fast for an extra thick shelled Klondike bar right now.


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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: DeeGee]
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DeeGee said:
Woahs, I don't mind the progressive lady....


Oh my god, "Flo" makes me want to fucking slit my wrists.


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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: gzuf]
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Oh good ol' Flo.... I used to have Progressive until I switched to Mercury. I saved hundreds on my car insurance! Suck on that, Geico
:money:

Also, I'd like it if the person from the supermarket who doesn't give me a discount even though I brought my own bags was gone. That person is worth at least 2 Klondike bars. Everyone else does it, shit


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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
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no brainer... Dane Cook must die for the good of the klondike....


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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: DeeGee]
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DeeGee said:
Woahs, I don't mind the progressive lady.... but holy shit that esurance voice actor, "Don't forget the good student discount." I'd slit her throat so fast for an extra thick shelled Klondike bar right now.


AAAAAAAAAAHHH! DONT FORGET THE GOOD STUDENT DISCOUNT!!! could that bitch possibly say that any more annoying??? that shit kills me inside a little everyday.


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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: drizzle7788]
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I'm kind of angry with myself that I brought it up and made myself think of it yet again. Maybe not killed, but I would definitely kill whoever is in charge of continuing to show that commercial for a Klondike. I mean shit, ice cream AND chocolate.


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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: DeeGee]
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DeeGee said:
I mean shit, ice cream AND chocolate.


how the fuck could you go wrong? :congrats:


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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: drizzle7788]
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I'd kill myself, therefore the person who asked that question would implode due to an unsettling realization that he failed in the universe with a stupid fucking question at which I completed and couldn't receive my prize of a GODDAMN klondike bar!


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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: TrancedShroom]
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/me drops klondike in casket


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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: kayabear]
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I was cremated......


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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: TrancedShroom]
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Id kill myself. but then again, I already AM a klondike_bar. :grin:

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Re: Who would you kill for a klondike bar? [Re: klondike_bar]
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Are you a gay racist?


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