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FUCK THE NAVY
    #10792729 -

my uncle lived on a carrier and he was head of security
he told me a lot of crazy stories
the higher ups would constantly tell him to get rid of trash and toxic chemicals by throwing it overboard
like there was a tonnnn of old furniture he jus pushed off the side
he would throw paint cans and wutever the fuck he wanted
he said there would b a trail of trash miles long from all the trash he dumped overboard
and he says the carrier is like a floating high school
he said major immature drama everywere
for instance there was a handful of women who got passed around
the carrier sluts
he said most of the women there were very trashy and he would never let his daughter join
but he said it would b mandatory for his sons cuz of the "experience"
and he said off the coast of austrailia
they raised the anchor and there was a cable connected to it that came from the sea floor
like a fiber optic cable or something
and instead of getting it off he ordered to blow it up with c4
they are so irresponsible i cant believe it
and he saw some ship getting refuled by a tanker ship
and they put the hose on wrong and there was a solid stream of oil jetting straight out into the ocean covering 5 square miles be4 they fixed it
and i read how the sonar is fucking up all the aquatic life
the miliatary totally fucks up our eartch so hardcore
they use like 16% of the alll fuel i heard something insane like that
and most of it is just for training godam i hate america


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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
my uncle lived on a carrier and he was head of security
he told me a lot of crazy stories
the higher ups would constantly tell him to get rid of trash and toxic chemicals by throwing it overboard
like there was a tonnnn of old furniture he jus pushed off the side
he would throw paint cans and wutever the fuck he wanted
he said there would b a trail of trash miles long from all the trash he dumped overboard
and he says the carrier is like a floating high school
he said major immature drama everywere
for instance there was a handful of women who got passed around
the carrier sluts
he said most of the women there were very trashy and he would never let his daughter join
but he said it would b mandatory for his sons cuz of the "experience"
and he said off the coast of austrailia
they raised the anchor and there was a cable connected to it that came from the sea floor
like a fiber optic cable or something
and instead of getting it off he ordered to blow it up with c4
they are so irresponsible i cant believe it
and he saw some ship getting refuled by a tanker ship
and they put the hose on wrong and there was a solid stream of oil jetting straight out into the ocean covering 5 square miles be4 they fixed it
and i read how the sonar is fucking up all the aquatic life
the miliatary totally fucks up our eartch so hardcore
they use like 16% of the alll fuel i heard something insane like that
and most of it is just for training godam i hate america




you could have summed all that up by just saying godam i hate america

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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: RandomHero]
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godam he hates america


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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: Coaster]
    #10792760 -

You sound like a pissed off 14 year old.


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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
You sound like a pissed off 14 year old that listens to Anti Flag and Propaghandi.




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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: jewunit]
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lol, I haven't heard propaghandi in years. I wonder if they're still around, and if they're still boycotting america.


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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
You sound like a pissed off 14 year old.



if all 14 year olds were as environmentally aware as i
the world would b a better place


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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: blewmeanie]
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hate the carrier, not the navy


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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
blewmeanie said:
You sound like a pissed off 14 year old.



if all 14 year olds were as environmentally aware as i
the world would b a better place



Those plastic beads you drape yourself in are awesome for the environment. I'm glad you're looking out for us.


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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: Bridgeburner]
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ive heard lots of stories like this from our military its not just the navy or the carriers

Quote:
Even as military health officials continue to say there are “no known long-term health effects” caused by open-air burn pits in Iraq and Afghanistan, a team of Army doctors says a soldier’s cystic lung disease is “related to the burn pits in Iraq.”



http://www.armytimes.com/news/2009/06/military_burnpits_lungs_063009w/


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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: Bridgeburner]
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humans are the retarded nanobots of the carrier, who seemingly only manage to point it in the wrong direction, Fucked that away


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We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: Bridgeburner]
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who wouldn't want to be in the navy when you could dress this stunningly


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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: RandomHero]
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i cant believe people still join the navy
i would hate to live on a carrier even in HS i tried to avoid all that drama and to live there
that would b hell


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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: Coaster]
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things have changed a lot since the 1960s

my uncle did 30 years with the navy
he's told me a lot of crazy stories
none involved littering up the seas

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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: Coaster]
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i can imagine places far worse to live
the sun being one of those places

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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: Prisoner#1]
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maybe they got smart and decided to dye the oil blue


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We were sent to hell for eternity :hellfire: Ø:omgawesome:h®
We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.

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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
things have changed a lot since the 1960s

my uncle did 30 years with the navy
he's told me a lot of crazy stories
none involved littering up the seas



these stories were all during the 21st century


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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
i cant believe people still join the navy
i would hate to live on a carrier even in HS i tried to avoid all that drama and to live there
that would b hell



having a job would be hell for you

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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
Prisoner#1 said:
things have changed a lot since the 1960s

my uncle did 30 years with the navy
he's told me a lot of crazy stories
none involved littering up the seas



these stories were all during the 21st century




so as soon as my uncle discharged they went back to the old ways

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Re: FUCK THE NAVY [Re: makaveli8x8]
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makaveli8x8 said:
maybe they got smart and decided to dye the oil blue



:rofl:


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