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have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place
    #3329216 - 11/07/04 01:27 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

last night i found myself hiding behind a bunch of dead tree branches on the side of the rode at 1 in the morning idding from the cops
who else has one?


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3329231 - 11/07/04 01:34 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I once masturbated while driving 55 mph.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3329236 - 11/07/04 01:35 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Heaven knows i've got some.. but to hear the tales you have to be around the campfire my friend, so see u at the next gathering!  :cool:


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: Genius]
    #3329238 - 11/07/04 01:36 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Genius said:
I once masturbated while driving 55 mph.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that is hilarious


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3329239 - 11/07/04 01:36 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I bet you were hiding from a M.I.P :wink:


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: Genius]
    #3329253 - 11/07/04 01:43 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

mip ?


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3329257 - 11/07/04 01:44 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

:confused:


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: Genius]
    #3329283 - 11/07/04 01:53 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

wazza mip


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3329290 - 11/07/04 01:56 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

OOOO Sorry :nut:. Minor In Possession.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3329292 - 11/07/04 01:56 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

minor in possession....


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: Hooty]
    #3329304 - 11/07/04 02:00 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

id diddnt have crap on me
stupid kids were breaking windows while we were chilling up on in the hills
cops came and my freind lost me and left
so i was left on a mountin alone with drunk 13 year olds running all over the place sceaming about cops
when i saw flash lights i ran cus i diddnt wanna get popped for any of the shit they were doing
so i had to hike home
wch was like 4 miles :shrug:
kinda fucked up


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3329386 - 11/07/04 02:36 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I've found myself in many weird places, and situations. And it's weird because up until that moment of clarity what you have been doing always seems like nothing out of the ordinary. Then you have that insight and it's like "what was i thinking?"....

I once found myself inside some ghetto ass apartments, with some ghetto ass people taking ghetto ass hot knife blasts...I was pretty drunk, and i think it was as soon as i exhaled my first hoot, that i was like "fuck, i've got to get out of here"...


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: funkymonk]
    #3329399 - 11/07/04 02:42 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

lol
winding up with people who will shank ya sucks :lol:
last haloween i found my self sitting at a raging bon fire with people holding paintball guns
they were shooting them up in the air cand at random people constantly
i was scred shit less


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3329403 - 11/07/04 02:45 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

haha
this halloween i found myself dressed up as the most hated man in history and driving around with these old men, who later ended up chasing me in there truck.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: funkymonk]
    #3329409 - 11/07/04 02:46 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I found my finger in this girls butt and she wanted it deeper. Buts are warm inside.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: Genius]
    #3329412 - 11/07/04 02:48 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

they sure are


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: funkymonk]
    #3329419 - 11/07/04 02:52 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

:Side Note:

I have been meaning to tell you I liked your avatar for like... well since like 2003 or early 2004. I like it, Please don't change it ever.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: Genius]
    #3329428 - 11/07/04 02:58 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

the uh :sidenote: smiley was replaced in like ver. 3.7.
n00b
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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: funkymonk]
    #3329432 - 11/07/04 03:05 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

n3wbz0r


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: funkymonk]
    #3329438 - 11/07/04 03:09 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Holly shit we are on 6.5


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: Genius]
    #3329585 - 11/07/04 05:22 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

A bunch of us use to party underneath the bleachers at our high school.

It was a cool spot because it was on the outskirts of the high school's property and anyone that approached could be seen from a relatively good distance.

One night a bunch of us were there chillin and dosed when all of a sudden we see these flashlights off in the distance. The light beams were shaking very eratically and we soon figured out that they were being held by several cops running towards us.

The school was situated right next to a very large graveyard so we booked into it and stayed in small groups. There was about 5 cop cars driving around in this foggy graveyard looking for us with spotlights.

I distinctly remember laying low in dirt behind some bushes while their spotlights passed over us and right through the bushes. There were just enough leaves still on the shrubs to shade us. We would hold our breaths because the weather made our breath visible in the light. I don't know how but no one ever got busted after we agreed to split up and run from bush to bush to freedom... took about 2 hours! good times..


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3329587 - 11/07/04 05:26 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

In 1998 I was driving on a freeway in dallas in a stolen chevy blazer with 1/4 lb schwag and 1 oz yayo with my homeboy and the truck broke down. No shit. We had to hike it out of there.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: Mister Black]
    #3329639 - 11/07/04 06:49 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

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In 1998 I was driving on a freeway in dallas in a stolen chevy blazer with 1/4 lb schwag and 1 oz yayo  with my homeboy and the
truck broke down. No shit. We had to hike it out of there.




an ounce of yayo nice  :crazy2:


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3329646 - 11/07/04 07:11 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i 8 a ten strip of acid one time.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3329709 - 11/07/04 08:23 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

A friend and I once spent a night in a church storeroom after falling through the skylight. I still remember the Vicar's face when he unlocked the door the next morning and we just strolled right past him out of the door.  :cool:

Those were the days!  :cool:


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: Mister Black]
    #3329848 - 11/07/04 10:30 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

In 2001 I was driving up I 35 from Texas with a qp of yayo and 5 lbs of shwag when my rear tire blew. The kicker is we were smuggling all those drugs in my spare which caused some confusion when the police arrived.

"Why aren't you puttting on yer spare son?"

"Well officer it is flat and I wasn't aware of that when I headed out"

"Lets take a look" he says well tearing out all the shit in my trunk, ahhhhhh fuck I'm thinking, if he pulls that out of there he is going to tell it's full of something, he just beat it with his flash light and shrugged, "guess I'll call you guys a tow truck"


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3330122 - 11/07/04 12:57 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

One time I was buying weed from a dealer named Dirty Kelly. He lived in a crackhouse waaay out in the country... no other lights visible at night where he lived. We could've been murdered there and no one would've known.

He had about 20 cages filled with racoons, squirrels, birds, etc. There were about 8 people living in a house no bigger than a trailer. I'm pretty sure one of them had a gun secretly aimed at us underneath the table or something.

He had rottweilers chained up outside... a lot of them.

That place gave me the hee-bee-jee-bee's! I've been to that place a grand total of 3 times.
Hahah... one time my friends went in, just the two of them. 10 seconds later they come out with Dirty Kellys dirty ass brother. I'm just kind of wondering... wtf are they doing. Sure enough, they all hop in the van like it's nothing out of the ordinary. WHAT THE FUCK! there's a cracked out drunk bastard sitting next to me as I drive to the fucking liquor store (he agreed to get liquor for them if they drove him to the store) He went on the BIGGEST fuckin racial rant I ever heard. If you guys think rednecks in the south are bad, mother fuck you should hear this guy.

P.S. The weed was always shit. Gave me headaches... 3 times? I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Must've been the dry season.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3330192 - 11/07/04 05:31 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

I found my self at five a.m. under a 72 cadilac waiting for the ambulance to come.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: Adom]
    #3330200 - 11/07/04 05:34 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Adom did you go to the Tracker school?


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3330543 - 11/07/04 07:12 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

A couple summers ago, me and a few friends built a 2-storey shack deep in the forest. We were out there with our heads full of acid for what seemed like a couple hours...

When we all decided to make our way back to the car (which was parked in the ditch of a rural, gravel road) there was a car pulling up. and spotlights all of a sudden. We booked it hard back into the forest running from cops, or what we thought to be cops. It was pretty traumatic with all that LSD in me.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3330551 - 11/07/04 07:14 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

One Time I got Really drunk at this party. It was like 3 in the morning and Everyone else was sleeping apparently. my freind tells me this is what happened cause i dont remember lol.

But i was sitting there and i was the only one awake. so apparently i Started drinking this kids booze and i was already drunk off my ass. (my freind saw this)

And then i dont know what happened but the next thing i know i wake up in some guys living room and he is like "what the fuck are u doing here son"

And i was like "i have no clue i was at this party and i dont know." then i just ran away lol. It was like 2 blocks away from the party too so i have no idea wtf i was doing


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: King4050]
    #3330588 - 11/07/04 07:23 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

ah man I love when weird shit happens.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #3330922 - 11/07/04 09:05 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i woke up once laying dangerously close to a really really cold fjord... (massive amounts of cheap vodka smuggled from eastern europe was involved)...

i posted about it once before - but suffice it to say, i now try to stay further away from water when i'm about to pass out...


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3331035 - 11/07/04 09:37 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

oh hell yea man i know what you mean. I was at someones house that got raided by the police and i ended up hiding in some residential neighborhood in someones backyard and 2:00 am in the morning. To top it off when i got home i rolled in a patch of poison ivy.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #3331163 - 11/07/04 10:10 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

lol it was fucked up shit
iv ran from the cops lots of times
but this time semed like fucking viet nam
it seemed like we were totaly pinned down and the pigs were closing in
we watched as they drove up and down the street at leased like 8 times
it was an all out mission through every cut and shadow in my home town :smile:


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3331636 - 11/08/04 12:38 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Must have been in the summer, went up to party at a lake by my house (Oh yeah!!) and I was pretty buzzed before I got there. I don't drink much without smoking pot, so this was quite trippy. Get there, party with buddies, someone says the cops are coming.
Well, my friend just left 16g of primo bud with me. I really didn't want the cops to find it but me and a few friends totally fucking evaded them. We know that lake like the backs of our hands, but the cops had flashlights and they were swift. Not to mention, pissed off this time. Lots of grade 9's showed up and made fires, little piss ants could have destroyed our homes and lives so it's understandable.

Running, running, running, never actually had to run from a cop because I sweet talk my shit out of trouble. This time sucked. My friend dropped a 26 and I fell right on top of it on some rocks. Amazingly I was not cut at all, the cops were hot on our tail but we got outta there. Spent a while waiting for them to leave and bonded with some friends. Great time. Smoked some bud out of a beer can for the first time in my life too, felt gross but kind of fun.

Not the most exciting story, but it was pretty fucked up. Never bothered throwing any details in but you know how it goes..


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3331671 - 11/08/04 12:48 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i remember during the summer me and some friends went down to santa cruz and stayed at this hotel on the beach. i was staying with my friend in a room with a patio overlooking the beach, and on the beach they were having this lifeguard competition. So that night me and my friends took shrooms in the hotel room. The counselers from the lifeguarding thing were sleeping under these shades on the beach. so at about two in the morning me and my friend are tripping on the patio wathching the beach and talking. suddenly, all these guys run up the the shades and flip them, and start messing around adn wrestling with the sleeping counselers. but soon the fighting got serious and people started getting up and running around and off the beach. we saw what we thought were two guys wrestling on the ground, but then five minutes later the guy on top gets pushed off. aand this girl gets up and says 'get off me you sick fucking bastard' or somethin to that effect and runs away to her friend. so it turned out the guy had been trying to rape the girl. and then everyone left. me and my friend were just sitting there tripping and smoking bowls watching it. we wouldve gone down to help the girl, but it was late, we didnt know the area, and we were on shrooms. all in all, it was a fucked up scene to witness


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: browndustin]
    #3331683 - 11/08/04 12:51 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Seatbelted in upside-down in an SUV that rolled over off the road, which was raised a couple feet from the ground, into deep snow, with a bunch of uniformed pilots outside asking if we were OK.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: tbyte]
    #3331803 - 11/08/04 01:32 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

There have been many....
I found myself in a dumpster covered in filth as the cop car rolled by feet from me, gravel crunching under the tires...I could hear the other cops on the radio talking.

I recently found myself at IHOP at about 3 in the morning coming down from about a 4 hour trip with a friend. I remember seeing tons of little faces in the table and making a comment about it. Then a fight broke out among some crazy drunks. I was waiting for change or I would have left immediately..THe police showed up and I had to leave, both my friend and i were just too paranoid to just keep cool.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: tbyte]
    #3331824 - 11/08/04 01:42 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

in a tent
on an island in the sf bay
40 mile per hour winds
5 grams of mush
and the camp site across from us was fucking fighting and screaming with each other, one of the people threw a bottle at someone
fucked up shit when that spaced :smile:


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3332116 - 11/08/04 04:29 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i found myself standing in my bathroom with my whole family surrounding me and a whole lot of screaming going on and everyone fixated on me and i had no fucking clue what was going on...and i also remember no being able to talk....i was very confused angry and scared.....

---the story... my friends just graduated high school, it was the following day. there was a fair going on and me and all my boys went. they had rides and shit... so in the morning of that day my boy comes over and it was his first day out of rehab... so i grabbed some of my brothers herb and we go smoke by a creek... its cool trees and shit... so we get blazed come back to my pad and play some video games and shit... then my boy dre picks us up to go to the fair. he had a gallon of vodka... so we all go to the fair n we are all drinking in the car on the way there...(i hadnt eaten all day) so we get there and we go in and it starts to RAIN! so we kept drinking and drninking and shit and i wasn't feeling drunk so i kept drinking (a lot fucking more then all my boys a whoile lot) so we are all whylin out and shit and i tried kicking it to sum girl cuz she had a shroom neckless but she ignored me so i said fuck this and walked away... we did get to go in one ride though a corny fun house and we we got out we were all like THIS SHIT WAS WACk... then i remember eating a hot dog and my boy started screamng at the lady YO THESE HOT DOGS ARE WACK... so whatever i dont remember anything after this but my friend told me... so they shut the fair down cuz of the rain and on the way out my boy starts free stylin... and i tried to freestyle even though i CANT. so i said some shit like DAMN LOOK AT THIS BITCH I WANNA FUCK HER IN THE ASSHOLE AND CUM ALL OVER HER BACK... she looked back and smiled and shit :smile:  .... then suddenly this fat mother fucker he was huge...says WHICH ONE OF YALL SAID U WANNA FUCK MY SISTER IN THE ASS? so i look over at my boy and say yo whats this bitch beastin about who said something about fucking someone in the ass... LOL YEAH I WAS GONEEEEE.... so we get back in the car and i started drinking half cups full of vodka instead of little shots..... then the vodka was gone and i was aking for more...lol.... so i start puking out hot dogs and shit lol... and then they brought me home i walked up stairs and fell asleep... my moms walked in found me saokin wet bleeding bad ass out my nose and faoming out my mouth..... there was a garbage can next to me and there was clear red liquid in in? dunno what the fuck it was and my back was all bloody even though i didnt have a scratch on me? dunno.... so they bring me over to the bathrom and i have no fucking vlue whats going on and i cant even talk and then i start sobering up a little and these people think im coked up and there WHYLIN OUT, i mean BEASTIN...and they were like are you on fucking drugs?! i was like naw just drunk and i smoked this morning..... OHHH THAT WAS THE END OF IT.... they thought i was a fucking addict and that i was coked up and now i dont wanna smoke because if they test me and find out then it'll be endless drama.........ahhh.... theres a song i made about this day if you wanna hear it email me at shoddydreadie@aol.com

another fucked up situation was i went to visit my boy in penssylvania and he went over this girls house for the first time and these peopl WERE HICKS FUCKING HICKS... scary as fuck being in that house and her dad was FUCKING HUGGGEEEEEE!!!! i mean MONSTROUS... anyways my boy signals me so i go into the bathroom so he can do him with her in her room... and then all the sudden that huge mother fucker starts whylin out I MEAN BEASTIN...he walked in on them and me and my boy were about to get killed....ahhh...

i also had a seizure once from smoking pot very fucking fast... (my throat was numb i think becuase i did dxms the night before) i thought i was gonna die when i woke up cuz my boy was freakin out and i had no idea what was going on...


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: KnattyD]
    #3334476 - 11/08/04 09:53 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Years and years ago, I was in my mother's uterus so she shat me out. And now I'm here. As soon as I was born I followed the following instructions:



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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: notapillow]
    #3334629 - 11/08/04 10:39 PM (15 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

in a tent
on an island in the sf bay
40 mile per hour winds
5 grams of mush
and the camp site across from us was fucking fighting and screaming with each other, one of the people threw a bottle at someone
fucked up shit when that spaced



Yeah that was some weird shit.

But on the same island in the same camp spot, only a month earlier, the two college girls had camped there the night before left us a whole bunch of vodka, whisky (oddly enough), and a bunch of toilet paper. After a couple of cups of Roman coke and a few clean shots, when the vodka began to kick in, I thought I heard a mountian lion. Not only that, but I when I shined my flashlight in the direction of the sound, I thought I actually saw a mountain lion looking back at me. Me and my friend grabbed all the luiquor and rushed to tent. Still drinking more to keep ourselves from crapping pants we thought of a plan on how to get rid of the mountain lion. See, we realized it was at our campsite because we had left out all our food, so we decided we would rush out yelling at it and throwing sticks at it, hoping that it would get scared from the noise and run off instead of killing us. We rushed shined the light on where it was and saw nothing but two racoons fighting. I realized later that there was no way I could ever run into a mountian lion at the camp spot because its on Angel Island and the only way it could get there is if it either swam, teleported, or took the ferry. So it turned out our lion was nothing but two territorial racoons. I just never knew they could growl so loud. Luckily, I had already been there before when I went there with notapillow and that we didn't run into nearly as many racoons because it would been a lot worse on weed and them on shrooms.

Mooten wasn't scared though.


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: pantsboy]
    #3336120 - 11/09/04 08:17 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

i woke up with shit all over my ass while my parents were showering me cause i went to the bathroom , shat myself while standing there then passed out into the bathtub
ahh xanax + ambien + vodka.. :o


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Re: have you ever found yourself in a fucked up place [Re: grphish]
    #3336217 - 11/09/04 09:17 AM (15 years, 10 months ago)

So one time back in my days of speed there were four of us who had been up for nearly 7 days, and we had just under 1/4 ounce of meth on us :lol:, and we were hanging out at a friend's house smoking a joint with her when someone knocked on the door very hard.

Now if you've ever been up 7 days with no food, you know how frantic your mind can get.  After the third time they knocked they said "This is the Police, we have a warrant and are coming in."

Man.. we flipped out, marker (the one kid) ran in the girl's bedroom, and we had to grab him and pull him out.  We ended up running out the back door, jumped a HUGE wooden fence and ripped my hoodie really bad, ran through two alleys and had to duck and cover our way across town since it was 2 am and cops were everywhere.

So we ended up camping out in this little nook at the post office down town for nearly two hours waiting because there were so many cruisers all over and we had such a quantity of meth and weed on us.

Eventually we made it to my friend's house around 5 am and found out it was some fucking redneck that knocked on the door, but it's still good we didn't get seen by the cops as they would have busted our balls on why we looked like crack heads and why we were running shadow to shadow at 4 am. :lol:


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1) Scorpios are the most highly sexed of all the signs of the zodiac.
2) Scorpios are prone to excesses: booze, drugs, sex, bad puns, etc.
They usually exploit the weaknesses of others, who fall victim to
their capacity for total lust & sexual abberation.
3) Scorpios possess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
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