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ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work...
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i read this, and had to reread it, but it ended up saying exactly what i thought it said...

"Prescription Benefit

Both Day One Basic and Day One Plus include a $500 prescription benefit for each covered individual. With this coverage, you:

-Pay %25 co-insurance or minimum co-pays for prescriptions.
-Use mail order service for long-term maintenance medications to reduce costs.
-Can purchase oral contraceptives.
-Can continue to access network discounts after the $500 prescription benefit has been used, which may help lower your cost."

oral contraceptives?!?!?!

my work insurance lets me buy oral contraceptives? what the fuck?!


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"The soul has greater need of the ideal than of the real. It is by the real that we exist, it is by the ideal that we live."

If you want to get a hold of me, my email address is in my profile. Just click on my screen name. I got banned from using private messages cause I didn't follow the rules... :frown:

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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: PilzeEssen]
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I saw a commercial of a birth control shot that stops women from having periods...that just seems weird to me.

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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: Drunken_Jester]
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Yeah you know, like "The Pill" ?


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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: ShockValue]
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My insurance pays for abortions.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: badchad]
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lol i dont know whether to believe that or not. it almost seems too ridiculous, but i could see it happening.


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"The soul has greater need of the ideal than of the real. It is by the real that we exist, it is by the ideal that we live."

If you want to get a hold of me, my email address is in my profile. Just click on my screen name. I got banned from using private messages cause I didn't follow the rules... :frown:

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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: PilzeEssen]
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:facepalm:


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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: Captain Caveman]
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dont :facepalm: me, motherfucker.


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"The soul has greater need of the ideal than of the real. It is by the real that we exist, it is by the ideal that we live."

If you want to get a hold of me, my email address is in my profile. Just click on my screen name. I got banned from using private messages cause I didn't follow the rules... :frown:

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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: PilzeEssen]
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lol
:facepalm:
Whats so hard to understand?


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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: PilzeEssen]
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Are you by any chance a prostitute? That'd explain it


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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: ShockValue]
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ShockValue said:
Yeah you know, like "The Pill" ?


I didn't know the pill stopped them from having periods. The way they advertised it was like it was something new in the contraceptive world...shows how much I know about women.

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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: Drunken_Jester]
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Many insurance plans pay for prescriptions.  I wasn't joking about abortions either.  Don't you also get dental and vision and stuff too?

Health insurance pays for your health care.  Why wouldn't prescriptions be covered?


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

Osmond, H.  Annals, NY Acad Science (1957) 66:418-434; p.436

Edited by badchad (07/28/09 03:15 PM)

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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: badchad]
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oral contraceptives are prescription? wtf?

no im not a prostitute. i work at a fucking restaurant lol


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"The soul has greater need of the ideal than of the real. It is by the real that we exist, it is by the ideal that we live."

If you want to get a hold of me, my email address is in my profile. Just click on my screen name. I got banned from using private messages cause I didn't follow the rules... :frown:

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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: PilzeEssen]
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PilzeEssen said:
oral contraceptives are prescription? wtf?

no im not a prostitute. i work at a fucking restaurant lol



You can't just walk into a store and get a years worth of the pill... they're strong hormones.  So yeah, prescription.


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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: bbl337]
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Become a 'the pill' dealer.


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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: PilzeEssen]
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I don't know the exact stats, but I think a large percentage of women these days take a prescription contreceptive.  Not just for pregnancy, but because it decreases (or eliminates) symptoms and length of their periods.


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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: ShockValue]
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lol ok, im high as fuck. i just realized oral contraceptives = the pill. i didnt really read the other posts that well.

i was thinking those mouth condom things. LMAO. i had to do some outpatient rehab thing earlier this year and they passed around those things. thats just what popped into my mind when i read "oral contraceptives" lmfao.

my bad. im just high as fuck.


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"The soul has greater need of the ideal than of the real. It is by the real that we exist, it is by the ideal that we live."

If you want to get a hold of me, my email address is in my profile. Just click on my screen name. I got banned from using private messages cause I didn't follow the rules... :frown:

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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: ShockValue]
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They also give it to female kids to help with ADD and the like.Plus it keeps them from breeding moron children raised by children.


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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: PilzeEssen]
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PilzeEssen said:
lol ok, im high as fuck. i just realized oral contraceptives = the pill. i didnt really read the other posts that well.

i was thinking those mouth condom things. LMAO. i had to do some outpatient rehab thing earlier this year and they passed around those things. thats just what popped into my mind when i read "oral contraceptives" lmfao.

my bad. im just high as fuck.


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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: PilzeEssen]
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Alot of insurance pays for abortions and vasectomys and the sort the less kids the less they pay out it makes sense right?


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Re: ok so im looking over the benefits packet from work... [Re: Dobie]
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All birth control pills will stop you from having a period, provided you take them correctly. There is no medical need to have a period. I have not had one in a long time.

BTW, the insurance does not cover birth control. I have never known a plan to cover birth control. You are "allowed to buy it" but insurance will not cover any of the costs. Nor will most insurance companies cover routine screenings for most ovarian cancer, though oddly enough they cover screenings for testicular cancer.


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While there is a criminal element, I am of it
While there is a soul in prison, I am not free.

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