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InvisibleChairman Meow
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Re: Emergency Contraception... [Re: sublime22]
    #5606730 - 05/08/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

okay, after your girl takes the EC, make her schedule an appointment with her gynecologist to get birth control. there are all kinds of choices for her and if her doctor is good, they won't mind going through each and every one. also, birth control is pretty cheap. i pay 25 for a pack of pills. so if you look at it in a broader perspective, birth control is way cheaper then an abortion or having a kid.
also, stop buying ultra thins and switch to magnum. and swallow your pride - read the directions.


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Re: Emergency Contraception... [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #5606740 - 05/08/06 09:43 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Do you want to do it?  :shocked:


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InvisibleChairman Meow
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Re: Emergency Contraception... [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5606819 - 05/08/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

do i want to sprinkle yasmin pills all over sexual heathens across the globe? yes.
do i want to lube them up and stick them into the comfort of a magnum? oh yes.

do i want to do it? when don't i?  :blush:


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Re: Emergency Contraception... [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #5606823 - 05/08/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

:whacker:


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Re: Emergency Contraception... [Re: sublime22]
    #5607839 - 05/09/06 08:43 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

If you keep busting those rubbers, you may need to use a little extra lube to keep things moving properly - condoms break when things get sticky :wink:


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Re: Emergency Contraception... [Re: trendal]
    #5607863 - 05/09/06 08:52 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Not haveing sex will slove your problems. Sex is for baby makeing and since Social Security is already taped dry its really not a good idea for people to make more babies. I sugest that you get better condoms and get her some regual brith controll pills.


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Re: Emergency Contraception... [Re: onetime]
    #5607868 - 05/09/06 08:54 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

onetime said:
Not haveing sex will slove your problems. Sex is for baby makeing and since Social Security is already taped dry its really not a good idea for people to make more babies. I am a Republican.



:shocked:


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Re: Emergency Contraception... [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #5611957 - 05/10/06 09:15 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Why did you edit my qoute? I dont even vote. so how could I be a republican? That makes no since.


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Re: Emergency Contraception... [Re: onetime]
    #5612094 - 05/10/06 10:10 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

if you don't get it, then i guess you weren't meant to understand political jokes.


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Re: Emergency Contraception... [Re: Chairman Meow]
    #5612609 - 05/10/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

close calls can be frightening. had a couple close calls, and luckily things turned out ok


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