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Re: Sex Contraceptives... [Re: RemainRandom50]
    #9109676 - 10/21/08 12:51 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

well if she's that hardcore into "natural things" she probably will not want to go on the pill or any other hormone-baste system... so sadly the only thing she's left with is an intrauterine device, or a vasectomy...


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Re: Sex Contraceptives... [Re: RemainRandom50]
    #9109943 - 10/21/08 01:52 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Go for an IUD. My girlfriend has the copper one.

It's extremely effective, and best of all no hormones.


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Re: Sex Contraceptives... [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #9109992 - 10/21/08 02:01 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

my girlfriend and i are thinking about the IUD as well... we've been using the nuvaring up until now (and it has worked pretty well), but the hormones make her emotionally sensitive and she thinks she's getting varicose veins (although i haven't noticed it myself)... one thing my girl and i like about the hormones, though, is that her tits get bigger :grin:

we're gonna get an appointment with the obgyn soon to get some info about the IUD...


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Re: Sex Contraceptives... [Re: In(di)go]
    #9112360 - 10/21/08 08:41 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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adrug said:
You can get non-latex condoms made from sheepskin and other animal skins...

Although if she's a natural hippie freak as you have described, I guess she'll probably be offended by the thought of having a dead animal skin thrust inside her. But at least its "natural"!

Honestly, this woman sounds like more trouble than she's worth. If you keep having unprotected sex with her, you WILL eventually get her pregnant. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.




yes your right bout this, she wouldnt dig that.  and dude ive tried the sheepskin and i fucking hate those things like crazy.


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HeavyToilet said:
Go for an IUD. My girlfriend has the copper one.

It's extremely effective, and best of all no hormones.




IUD.....hmm im going to have to google.  where do you get these and what are they!?



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In(di)go said:
well if she's that hardcore into "natural things" she probably will not want to go on the pill or any other hormone-baste system... so sadly the only thing she's left with is an intrauterine device, or a vasectomy...





LMAO....dude i dont know if shes going to be the girl i am going to be with forever.



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In(di)go said:
my girlfriend and i are thinking about the IUD as well... we've been using the nuvaring up until now (and it has worked pretty well), but the hormones make her emotionally sensitive and she thinks she's getting varicose veins (although i haven't noticed it myself)... one thing my girl and i like about the hormones, though, is that her tits get bigger :grin:

we're gonna get an appointment with the obgyn soon to get some info about the IUD...





dude let me fucking know about this shit.



guys - i dont want you to think she does NOT have sex with me because shes that strict.  its the simple fact that she keeps complaining of every contraceptive available and how she does not want latex or chemicals in her body.  honestly, i dont even know what the fuck to do sometimes.  a couple nights ago we tried a condom in jesus..........the first time in 2 years.  it was wierd and she was not really digging it afterwards.
this is such a fucking wierd thing, ive never had a girl this picky before.


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Re: Sex Contraceptives... [Re: RemainRandom50]
    #9112589 - 10/21/08 09:24 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Just put a sandwich baggie over it and go to town.  Afterward, make her eat the sandwich. Egg salad, FTW.


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Re: Sex Contraceptives... [Re: RemainRandom50]
    #9112590 - 10/21/08 09:24 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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Yeah, she can get the from planned parenthood for something like 20-40 a month. I think the doctors visit is free or very low charge.




That is so messed up that you think that's "cheap". That's full retail price.

OP: obviously this chick does not understand how vital birth control is to a normal functioning life. You are going to get her pregnant and your life will be ruined. Think about whether you would take a vow of permanent poverty. Even if you are educated and have a good job, a child will force you to live in poverty. Do you want that? No? Then dump the stupid hippie.


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Re: Sex Contraceptives... [Re: kriminalelement]
    #9112761 - 10/21/08 09:50 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

There's always the choice of abstinence.


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Re: Sex Contraceptives... [Re: highdroponics]
    #9113963 - 10/22/08 02:17 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

>There's always the choice of abstinence.

Yeah, see how long that'll last :lol:


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Re: Sex Contraceptives... [Re: zouden]
    #9115208 - 10/22/08 11:53 AM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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zouden said:
>There's always the choice of abstinence.

Yeah, see how long that'll last :lol:




about as long as a centipedes dick.


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Re: Sex Contraceptives... [Re: LeftyBurnz]
    #9116119 - 10/22/08 02:51 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

yeah i was abstinent for a year i dont reccomend it sucked alot and it sucked even more turning down women i wanted. :foreheadslap:


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Re: Sex Contraceptives... [Re: kriminalelement]
    #9117002 - 10/22/08 05:02 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

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OP: obviously this chick does not understand how vital birth control is to a normal functioning life.




I've not had a problem living a normal life without birth control


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Re: Sex Contraceptives... [Re: RemainRandom50]
    #9117027 - 10/22/08 05:06 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

LAMBSKIN. If it hasn't already been mentioned.. Or just pull out and hope you have a low amount of swimmers. :shrug:


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Re: Sex Contraceptives... [Re: misos]
    #9117405 - 10/22/08 06:19 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

Drink lots of mountain dew, wear your cell phone close to your nads, and eat alot of fast food. Guaranteed :thumbup:


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Re: Sex Contraceptives... [Re: satyr]
    #9117413 - 10/22/08 06:22 PM (15 years, 3 months ago)

LOL. I stand in front of the microwave.. just in case.


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