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I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass eye
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Check out this combo cats and kittens! I swear, a pairing like this could only be dreamt of in the Devil's heaven -- Keith Richards & Tom Waits! :cool:

That Feel
(Keith Richards/Tom Waits)

Well there's one thing you can't lose
It's that feel
Your pants, your shirt, your shoes
But not that feel
You can throw it out in the rain
You can whip it like a dog
You can chop it down like an old dead tree
You can always see it
When you're coming into town
Once you hang it on the wall
You can never take it down

But there's one thing you can't lose
ANd it's that feel
You can pawn your watch and chain
But not that feel
It always comes and finds you
It will always hear yo ucry
I cross my wooden leg
And I swear on my glass eye
Itt will never leave you high and dry
Never leave you loose
It's harder to get rid of than tattoos

But there's one thing you can't do
Is lose that feel
You can throw it off a bridge
You can lose it in the fire
Yo ucan leave it at the altar
But it will make you out a liar
You can fall down in the street
You can leaveit in the lurch
Well you say that it's gospel
But I know that it's only church

And there's one thing you can't lose
And it's that feel
It's that feel


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Re: I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass eye [Re: Papaver]
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I just burped smoke :grin:

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Re: I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass [Re: Smack31]
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Well, if everything lined up right -- all my hook-ups and connects -- I'm going to be a very bad boy tonight! :cool:

I'm gettin' a little negro and some blanco -- I'm unpacking my works as we speak! I should even have a playmate for the whole night, and she's a thick, fleshy, woman! Wish me luck! :grin:

Goodnight, my friends! I?ll check in tomorrow. If I check in sooner, something then went wrong? :wink:


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Re: I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass [Re: Papaver]
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/me activates hidden cameras stationed around papaver's pad...

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Re: I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass [Re: Papaver]
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One of my old roommates had a glass eye.  One night he took it out and rolled it on the floor like a marble because I didn't believe it was round.  Sometimes I would talk to him and his glass eye would just start moving around on its own, and I couldn't tell if he was looking at me or not!
I heard some rattling around in my garage one day and I walked out there with my putter.  I saw a guy perusing my stuff.  He was shaking.  I watched him for a while and he decided to steal a plastic grass catcher :confused: I was about to smash him in the head when he turned around and I noticed he was a friend of my (ex)father in laws, so I didn't hit him.  He said he was trying to get something to trade for heroin and he was very sick.  I looked at his arm and he had a volcano on it oozing black stuff.  He detoxed at my house for 2 days and then he stopped yacking all of the sudden and was nodding out so he got the boot! :shocked:

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Re: I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass [Re: Papaver]
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*bump*

That song's on right now. It's a great cut, man. Tom Waits and Keith Richards both croaking away in a drunken chorus! Too much, man! :cool:


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Re: I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass [Re: Papaver]
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I heard Mick Jagger and some other rock stars are gonna be on the Simpsons this week. Keith will be there I presume.

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Re: I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass [Re: frogsheath]
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*bump* Guess what song I'm listening too right now! :cool:


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