Home | Community | Message Board


The Spore Depot
Please support our sponsors.

Community >> The Pub

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Amazon Shop for: Papaver Somniferum, Rolling Stones

Jump to first unread post. Pages: 1
InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass eye
    #981697 - 10/22/02 02:53 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Check out this combo cats and kittens! I swear, a pairing like this could only be dreamt of in the Devil's heaven -- Keith Richards & Tom Waits! :cool:

That Feel
(Keith Richards/Tom Waits)

Well there's one thing you can't lose
It's that feel
Your pants, your shirt, your shoes
But not that feel
You can throw it out in the rain
You can whip it like a dog
You can chop it down like an old dead tree
You can always see it
When you're coming into town
Once you hang it on the wall
You can never take it down

But there's one thing you can't lose
ANd it's that feel
You can pawn your watch and chain
But not that feel
It always comes and finds you
It will always hear yo ucry
I cross my wooden leg
And I swear on my glass eye
Itt will never leave you high and dry
Never leave you loose
It's harder to get rid of than tattoos

But there's one thing you can't do
Is lose that feel
You can throw it off a bridge
You can lose it in the fire
Yo ucan leave it at the altar
But it will make you out a liar
You can fall down in the street
You can leaveit in the lurch
Well you say that it's gospel
But I know that it's only church

And there's one thing you can't lose
And it's that feel
It's that feel


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleSmack31
Stranger

Registered: 06/17/02
Posts: 10,680
Re: I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass eye [Re: Papaver]
    #981714 - 10/22/02 03:03 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I just burped smoke :grin:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass [Re: Smack31]
    #983647 - 10/22/02 05:48 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Well, if everything lined up right -- all my hook-ups and connects -- I'm going to be a very bad boy tonight! :cool:

I'm gettin' a little negro and some blanco -- I'm unpacking my works as we speak! I should even have a playmate for the whole night, and she's a thick, fleshy, woman! Wish me luck! :grin:

Goodnight, my friends! I?ll check in tomorrow. If I check in sooner, something then went wrong? :wink:


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleSmack31
Stranger

Registered: 06/17/02
Posts: 10,680
Re: I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass [Re: Papaver]
    #984159 - 10/22/02 08:10 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

/me activates hidden cameras stationed around papaver's pad...


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisibleMorphrying
Innocent as Hell
Registered: 06/22/00
Posts: 2,465
Loc: seated
Re: I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass [Re: Papaver]
    #984590 - 10/22/02 10:04 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

One of my old roommates had a glass eye.  One night he took it out and rolled it on the floor like a marble because I didn't believe it was round.  Sometimes I would talk to him and his glass eye would just start moving around on its own, and I couldn't tell if he was looking at me or not!
I heard some rattling around in my garage one day and I walked out there with my putter.  I saw a guy perusing my stuff.  He was shaking.  I watched him for a while and he decided to steal a plastic grass catcher :confused: I was about to smash him in the head when he turned around and I noticed he was a friend of my (ex)father in laws, so I didn't hit him.  He said he was trying to get something to trade for heroin and he was very sick.  I looked at his arm and he had a volcano on it oozing black stuff.  He detoxed at my house for 2 days and then he stopped yacking all of the sudden and was nodding out so he got the boot! :shocked:


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass [Re: Papaver]
    #1038066 - 11/09/02 02:51 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

*bump*

That song's on right now. It's a great cut, man. Tom Waits and Keith Richards both croaking away in a drunken chorus! Too much, man! :cool:


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Offlinefrogsheath
Stranger
Registered: 02/18/02
Posts: 915
Loc: Chicago, Illinois U.S.A.
Last seen: 1 year, 9 months
Re: I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass [Re: Papaver]
    #1038375 - 11/09/02 06:14 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I heard Mick Jagger and some other rock stars are gonna be on the Simpsons this week. Keith will be there I presume.


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
InvisiblePapaverS
Madmin Emeritus?

Registered: 06/01/02
Posts: 26,880
Loc: Radio Free Tibet!
Re: I cross my wooden leg, and I swear on my glass [Re: frogsheath]
    #1246959 - 01/25/03 12:39 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

*bump* Guess what song I'm listening too right now! :cool:


--------------------


Post Extras: Print Post  Remind Me! Notify Moderator
Jump to top. Pages: 1

Amazon Shop for: Papaver Somniferum, Rolling Stones

Community >> The Pub

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* I cross my wooden leg and I swear on my glass eye...
( 1 2 all )
PapaverS 975 20 11/14/04 01:16 AM
by Papaver
* cross your legs and hope to die? gilesypopper 441 14 01/01/09 10:20 PM
by Jeffedelic
* my legs are going to fall off tiny_rabid_birds 780 12 05/25/07 11:40 AM
by Corporal Kielbasa
* I think I broke my leg
( 1 2 all )
danlennon3 1,965 29 04/17/09 01:15 PM
by Cannabischarlie
* I checked out a cross-dresser
( 1 2 all )
RandalFlagg
1,333 27 09/12/07 10:11 AM
by Corporal Kielbasa
* a letter from david cross
( 1 2 all )
JonnyOnTheSpot 1,736 26 12/07/05 03:45 PM
by fathertracy
* Hey canadian Pot smokers, how much do you pa for glass pipes? ZippoZM 1,753 15 04/26/05 01:53 AM
by kadakuda
* My mom broke her leg. killme 1,257 14 01/22/06 05:11 AM
by danamine

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,280 topic views. 13 members, 56 guests and 55 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Toggle Favorite | Print Topic | Stats ]
Search this thread:
Vaposhop
Please support our sponsors.

Copyright 1997-2017 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.028 seconds spending 0.001 seconds on 14 queries.