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I wish I had a Girlfriend
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.........Ive lowered my standards so much its not even funny. I just want need someone to cling to and enhance my life. Fuck im so alone. Hold me!

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I can always put on a dress for ya  :naughty:

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #2]
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go out and get a gf quit bein sorry for yourself

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Don't give up until you drink from the silver cup, you never know until you try.  -- America

A good woman is hard to find.  Keep trying though and one day you will have one.  Don't fall into feeling sorry for yourself though, or the search will be harder.  :hug:

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
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just go get a dog from the humane society
girls are a pain in the ass

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #5]
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like dog's aren't  :shake:

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Why  do you want a girlfriend?

That only worked when society put pressure on women to have a monogamous relationship. To get divorced in the 1950s was a serious black mark on a woman's reputation.

Today that is not the case at all, and it also happens that women WERE DESIGNED to have sex with multiple partners. So without the social system to prevent slutty behavior, guess what happens? They become sluts!!!

Now there is nothing wrong with that, and I'm all for polyamorous/polygimous relationships, except that I don't want to get herpes or genital warts or aids because she fucked some dude behind my back.

So basically you are fucked.

BTW the way things currently are is unsustainable and will lead to a resurgence of traditional values. Our society just no longer works now that it isn't male dominated anymore.

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #6]
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kill yourself you clingy bastard.

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #7]
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lmao..

I'm sitting here feeling like I could use a girl to cuddle up with and watch a movie but then I remember that women helped me fuck my life up drastically :smile:

then I think about how every relationship I've ever been in has resulted in the girl fucking me over, suck it up.

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #6]
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not all segments of society have changed.  A great place to find a good monogamous woman is at church.  If you have any religious sentiment at all and want a good girlfriend/ possible wife, I highly recommend checkin out the church girls.

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #9]
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i want a church girl

they're nicer than the other girls

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i heard stalking is the new dating

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #11]
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i want a church girl too. for about one week, just long enough for me to fuck her a few good times and then dump her so she becomes a slut like the rest of them.

i am in your church, taking all your womens.

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #13]
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i is in ur church spreading for preests


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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
i am in your church, taking all your womens.



:omgz:

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #14]
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and you don't even wanna know what *I'm* doing at your church while #13 is taking all your women  :uptosomething:

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
not all segments of society have changed.  A great place to find a good monogamous woman is at church.  If you have any religious sentiment at all and want a good girlfriend/ possible wife, I highly recommend checkin out the church girls.



I am not saying that they should or should not be monogamous.

I'm just saying that if there aren't strict controls in a society (such as in the middle east) the tendency will be towards polyamorous, polygamous relationships.

A "girlfriend" is a monogamous traditional style relationship that doesn't really work today like it used to. That's why bf/gf relationships tend to end with one or the other getting "fucked over". That's just another way of saying they broke from the rules intimated when you first formed the relationship.

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
I like your thought process, and tend to agree here... I don't think humans are supposed to be monogamous. I wish it were the case, but we cannot defy nature.



There is a pretty well observed relationship amongst mammals between the size of males and the number of sexual partners. In species where the males are larger than females they tend to compete over a harem, ie polygamous. In species where male and female are the same size, the relationships tend to be monogamous.

There are also many physiological aspects that point to humans having a polygamous past.

For example, the fact that it takes women much longer to orgasm through intercourse than it does men. The fact that some men have "blocker sperm" that clog up the uterus, preventing competing sperm from reaching the egg. Even the shape of the penis is thought to be partially to pull out rival sperm (sloppy seconds) out of the vagina as you pump.

It all points towards one thing, our natural state is polygamy. Without sufficient cultural pressure monogamy is pretty much doomed to fail or lead to frustration. That's just the way it is. :shrug:

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Re: I wish I had a Girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I kind of feel similar OP, but at the same time I am grateful that I am not owned by someone and have the freedom to do what I want. I can't say how many relationships I see where the girl seems to be extremely annoying. Point is- keep yourself happy , go with the flow, don't fret on what you don't have and be happy your not owned by a bitch. one day we will find the right girls for us :sunny: just give it some time and if not than you can always do drugs

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