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OhTedy
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how about athread with good jokes?

#942152 - 10/08/02 07:50 AM (23 years, 10 months ago)

how about a thread with some good jokes?

- a guy (G) walks into a supermarket, picks up one frozen pizza, a six pack of beer, and 3 porno mags...
takes it to the cash register...
the cashier scans all the items and asks him
C: you must be single
G: why do you think so?
C: cause your fucking ugly...

hope its funny.

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Just a Punk
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: OhTedy]
#942163 - 10/08/02 07:56 AM (23 years, 10 months ago)

Q: Why did the boy fall down?

A: He got hit by a cement mixer.

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Fred Garvin
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: OhTedy]
#942174 - 10/08/02 08:01 AM (23 years, 10 months ago)

from a previous post....

A priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street. Up ahead they see a young boy. The priest says to the Rabbi, "hey lets screw that kid". The rabbi asks the priest "out of what?"

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Bruiser
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: OhTedy]
#942176 - 10/08/02 08:01 AM (23 years, 10 months ago)

I think this is somewhere else around here but:

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

-It was stapled to the chicken

-Bruiser

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Bullfrog1
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: OhTedy]
#942338 - 10/08/02 09:02 AM (23 years, 10 months ago)

Two bulls were standing on the top of a hill looking down on a bunch of heifers. One bull said to the other, "Why don't we run down the hill and fuck one of those heifers". The other bull said, "Why don't we walk down the hill and fuck'em all!"

Was watching 'Colors' the other day, it was a joke in the movie.

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Curious_George
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: Bullfrog1]
#942378 - 10/08/02 09:17 AM (23 years, 10 months ago)

Q: What did the mayo say to the fridge?

A: Close the door , i'm dressing!

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Here Johny,, have a joint.. all your friends are doing it!!

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_unKle
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Registered: 09/08/02
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: OhTedy]
#942390 - 10/08/02 09:27 AM (23 years, 10 months ago)

:grin:

heheh thats good my mother laughed at that.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to santa

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rain_angel
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: _unKle]
#942516 - 10/08/02 10:29 AM (23 years, 10 months ago)

whats worse then 10 dead babies stapled to 10 trees? 1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees.

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MindTrap
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

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#942540 - 10/08/02 10:38 AM (23 years, 10 months ago)

Check this out. This is supposedly the world's funniest joke.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20021003/od_nm/life_joke_dc

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DreaMaTrix
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: OhTedy]
#942564 - 10/08/02 10:50 AM (23 years, 10 months ago)

2 condoms walkin past a gay bar, one says 'lets go in here and get shitfaced'.

hahahahaha

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Frog31337
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

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#943436 - 10/08/02 04:12 PM (23 years, 10 months ago)

Yucky!

:blush:

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Anne_Atomic
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: OhTedy]
#943529 - 10/08/02 04:52 PM (23 years, 10 months ago)

Why did the pervert cross the road?

He was stuck in the chicken.

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Anne : D

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Anne_Atomic
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: OhTedy]
#943536 - 10/08/02 04:54 PM (23 years, 10 months ago)

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.

His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

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Anne : D

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Green_Velvet

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Posts: 412

Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: OhTedy]
#944169 - 10/08/02 09:17 PM (23 years, 10 months ago)

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog. :tongue:

:tongue:

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Major_Buzz
just like that

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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: OhTedy]
#945219 - 10/09/02 09:33 AM (23 years, 10 months ago)

A blonde and a brunette walk into Rustans department store.
They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
The brunette sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's
quite nice, don't you think?"

The blonde takes a sniff and replies, "That is nice. What's
it called?"

"Viens a moi," replies the brunette.

"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"

At this stage the store clerk offers some help. "Viens a
moi, ladies, means 'come to me' in French." He then sprays
some on the blonde's wrist.

The blonde takes another sniff, then offers her arm to the
brunette, and remarks, "That doesn't smell like cum to me.
Does that smell like cum to you?"

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logosin
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: Major_Buzz]
#947419 - 10/09/02 08:53 PM (23 years, 10 months ago)

why do doctors spank new born baby's?........to knock the dicks of the stupid ones

What did the buddist say to the hotdog vendor?.......make me one with everything.

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Excess

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

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atoning_unifex
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: Major_Buzz]
#947424 - 10/09/02 08:54 PM (23 years, 10 months ago)

a horse walks into a bar...

and the bartender says ..."Why the long face?"

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" time is a drug.... too much will kill you"

......Ballad of Atoning Unifex.....

At the age of 30 something
he realised
he'd never ride
through london
in a black cab
with weird drugs
in his veins......

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JonnyOnTheSpot
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Registered: 01/27/02
Posts: 11,528
Loc: North Carolina

Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: OhTedy]
#947537 - 10/09/02 09:26 PM (23 years, 10 months ago)

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together. They both want a drink, but they have no money on them. The priest says "i've got an idea how to get us some free drinks" The priest walks into the bar and orders a drink, downs it, the bartender gives him the tab, and then the priest says "but my son, i've already paid you for this drink" The bartender says "I'm terribly sorry father, it's just been so busy here, i must have forgotten" Then the rabbi walks in orders a drink, drinks it, the bartender gives him the tab, and the rabbi says "Son, i paid you when i ordered the drink" The bartender says "I'm terribly sorry rabbi, but thats the second time thats happened to me today" The rabbi says, "Thats ok son no offence take. Now just give me change for the twenty i gave you and i'll be on my way."

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Religion is for people who are afraid of going to Hell; spirituality is for those who have been there.

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_unKle
An heart thatdeviseth wickedimaginations

Registered: 09/08/02
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Loc: Bonny Scotland
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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
#948583 - 10/10/02 06:25 AM (23 years, 10 months ago)

maybe you wont get this if your not from the uk but here goes:

Man walks into a bar in Wales and orders a white wine, bartender says: "Dont take this the wrong way sir but from what your ordering your propably not from around these parts."
Man says: "No im from London."
Bartender:" What do you do in London then?"
Man:" im a taxidermist"
Bartender: "whats that?"
Man: " i mount dead animals"
Bartender ( shouts to the entire pub) : "ITS OK BOYS HE'S ONE OF US"

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fee
Im he who is the

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Re: how about athread with good jokes?

[Re: _unKle]
#8327919 - 04/25/08 06:02 PM (18 years, 4 months ago)

so a rapist, a pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar
and that was just the first guy

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btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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