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Stoner live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high.
If in the end we didn't succeed, fuck it all and smoke some weed.
-?????

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Stoner live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high.
If in the end we didn't succeed, fuck it all and smoke some weed.
-?????

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You said "I'm not afraid to die" I said I don't find that remotely funny even on this space cake high.

When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, ?Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say, "Eat me"
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One night we were tripping, just me and a friend,
And left to go walking, to the rivers end.

It was dark outside, as we left my garage
Me and my single entourage

We got to the road and began to talk loud
Darkness, the moon was obscured by a cloud

We entered the forest, laughing quite hardy,
I gasped as my friend slipped a loud farty (<--for lack of better word)

When suddenly, the bushes! began to shake and quiver
We stood entranced, lost in a shiver

EGAD IT'S A BEAR! my entourage ran
but I stood transfixed, wishing for spam

But NO! it was chow! I was so happy
For up until then the walk was quite crappy.

.....I'm sorry. That poem sucked.

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Did you see that? The NERVE. He just whipped me into submission.

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I once came to the shocking realization that I had TEN toes, not Ten toes. That was the happiest day of my life.