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Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not?
    #9098841 -

so here is the deal,

i brought my jager machine over to my girls house, and put a bottle in it, and was letting every one drink off of it.

then i went out to a party, and everyone w
as leaving the house, so i unplugged it,

came back later that night, passed out the next morning IT WAS GONE!

so after some very good deductive logic, i walked straight over to this one kids house, walked up his back steps, and saw it sitting in his fucking kitchen, empty. So i barged in there, and stole it back.

an hour later, i decided to go back for some revenge, and got 3 people to come with me to go raid his kitchen, as we were hungry, and wanted somthing to make things even....

but when we got there, the door i had barged in previously was locked, so i knocked on it...

the kid who lived there came to the door and cracked it open.

he said his brother stole the thing...... and it wasnt his fault.

i offered him a chance to make things right, in a completely non threatening way, and he tried to slam the door on my face, however my foot was in the door....

I gave him another chance to make things right, and he personally insulted me...
---------------------------------------------------

so that was that, it happened a week ago, and he still has made no attempt to make things right with me. personally, i think that he stole the thing (not his brother) based on the fact that in the past while he was drunk he did the following
-set someones car on fire
- molested my friend (my friend was a guy, and the person that i think stole this is gay.... a very odd situation)

either way, i wouldnt put it past him, and really think that it was him that stole it.....

and i think that if i did not show up at his house and steal it back, i wouldnt have gotten it back.

So thats the situation.....

so im at a cross roads, im going to see the kid again eventually..... and im debating over 2 courses of action.

1, kick his ass
or
2, tell him he can buy me 2 bottles of jager (only one was in the machine but i figure 2 will make up for what he drank and the stealing of the machine) and if he turns this last offer for peace down, kick his ass.

so, what do yall think?


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PEACE

:mushroom2:zippoz:mushroom2:



"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

Edited by Capatalistc nomad (10/19/08 03:42 AM)

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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: ZippoZ]
    #9098878 -

Hard to say. This guy has stolen a Jager machine, lit a car on fire and molested a guy?? :eek:

Dude's not stable. I'm all for peace when peace can be had.

My two pennies.


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A society whose whole idea is to eliminate suffering and bring it's members the greatest amount of comfort and pleasure is doomed to be destroyed -Thomas Merton

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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: whattheheck]
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you had your chance when you and three dudes were at his door but he pissed all over you. now you're an official bitch and its too late. nice going :thumbup:


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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: ZippoZ]
    #9098887 -

Kick his fucking ass. :yesnod:

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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not? [Re: ZippoZ]
    #9098888 -

Not sure what to do.

But the fact that you have a Jager machine is fucking awesome.

I'm really jealous.

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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: Brugman]
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This has got to be about the widest range of opinions/thoughts ever. :grin:


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A society whose whole idea is to eliminate suffering and bring it's members the greatest amount of comfort and pleasure is doomed to be destroyed -Thomas Merton

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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: 0xYg3n]
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0xYg3n said:
Kick his fucking ass. :yesnod:



for realz.  if i had a jager machine, and someone stole it. that would be worse than stealing my car.  i would have beat him down in his own kitchen.


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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: LeftyBurnz]
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Too late. Assholes are like dogs... you have to beat them at the moment of transgression or they forget why you beat them. :lol:

I'd kick his ass anyway, but I'm violent.

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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: RoosterCogburn]
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RoosterCogburn said:
I'd kick his ass anyway, but I'm violent.




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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: Bridgeburner]
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b0red5tiff said:
you had your chance when you and three dudes were at his door but he pissed all over you. now you're an official bitch and its too late. nice going :thumbup:



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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: blah818]
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:lol:

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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: filthee]
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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: Bridgeburner]
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2, tell him he can buy me 2 bottles of jager (only one was in the machine but i figure 2 will make up for what he drank and the stealing of the machine) and if he turns this last offer for peace down, kick his ass.

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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not? [Re: ZippoZ]
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You can look at this a few ways.

1. You're a fool for bringing your Jager machine somewhere it could be stolen.  I aint talking shit or nothing, but you can't trust anyone ANYONE I've been fucked over so many times it aint funny.

2. You had a chance with the three dudes.

3. You act a damn fool and try to do something about it even though you got your shit back. Know what I'm sayin'?

It aint worth it. If he is dumb enough to steal something like a Jager machine and not do a good job about it as in you went right over to his house and got it back. (You should've fucked up alot of shit when you were there by yourself or stolen a bunch of shit or something whatever) He is just going to do something stupid in the future and get fucked in the butt.


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North to the future is our motto I'm still up north no future to follow
We do these things and we don't give a fuck, we fire up a blunt in the car bumping Cougnut.

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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not? [Re: ZippoZ]
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Capatalistc nomad said:
So i barged in there, and stole it back.




you're as even as you're gonna get, cut your ties with this
guy, let everyone know he's a thief, anything you do from
here can possibly land you in jail but we all know you're a
grownup now and wont resort to childish behavior over a
little lost jager

right?

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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: 0xYg3n]
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0xYg3n said:
Kick his fucking ass. :yesnod:




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:nonono:
i hate you

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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
you're as even as you're gonna get, cut your ties with this guy



Enough said right there. Don't be an idiot and bring violence on someone for stealing your stupid beer machine. How old are you? 15?...

I expect a little higher class from a mod of the shroomery *adjusts monocle*

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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: ZippoZ]
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Give his mom lots and lots of sleeping pills and then put your penis in her anus and call her mother when she wakes up, but never let her see your face.

:grin:


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Every mistake, intentional or otherwise, in the above post, is the fault of the reader.

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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Quote:
I expect a little higher class from a mod of the shroomery *adjusts monocle*



n00b, violence and beer is the only way to become a mod here, don't you know ANYTHING :rolleyes: ?

it's a rite of passage to see if he's for real yo


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Re: Someone stole my Jagermeister machine! (but i Stole it back!) should i kick this kids ass or not? [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
Capatalistc nomad said:
So i barged in there, and stole it back.




you're as even as you're gonna get, cut your ties with this
guy, let everyone know he's a thief, anything you do from
here can possibly land you in jail but we all know you're a
grownup now and wont resort to childish behavior over a
little lost jager

right?



Finally a sensible answer


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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