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You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven???
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I just about gave my girlfriend one the other night but she blocked the covers before I got them over her head. It's probly a good thing though cause it smelt so nasty she probly would have puked all over the bed sheets. :projectile:

For those of you who don't know, a dutch oven is when you fart under the bedsheets and then pull it over their head.


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: RobMarley420]
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its not a very nice thing to do


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: RobMarley420]
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I've been the victim to a few :nonono:


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: RobMarley420]
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my gf did that to ME once...


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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Cannabischarlie said:
its not a very nice thing to do


Yeah, but it's funny. :lol:


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: RobMarley420]
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if i had a girlfriend i would be nice to her


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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This is robmarley's GF. Thank You. Finally someone stands up for the girls. It was the nastiest thing you could imagine


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: RobMarley420]
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i dont understand when guys treat women they are dating poorly.

a lot of guys are very polite but not good with women, and then they turn around and say "why bother, i guess if you treat women like dirt, they stick to you like mud"


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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i never do anything foul smelling
sometimes i blow a grip of smoke in her face while shes sleepin tho
one day ill jus give her a facial while shes sleepin  :sperm:


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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anyone ever let one rip in the midst of oral?

its so godamn relaxing:foreheadslap:


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: Konyap]
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how about a blumpkin aiyobro haha


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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Cannabischarlie said:
i dont understand when guys treat women they are dating poorly.

a lot of guys are very polite but not good with women, and then they turn around and say "why bother, i guess if you treat women like dirt, they stick to you like mud"


They do it for the same reason that they treat woman they are not dating poorly!


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: Lndrydusting]
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1.  blumpkin 

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins. 

oh my dang this ones more popular then youd beleive

highschool lol

i could never do that


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: Konyap]
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LOL what the fuck is wrong with you people

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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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Cannabischarlie said:
i dont understand when guys treat women they are dating poorly.

a lot of guys are very polite but not good with women, and then they turn around and say "why bother, i guess if you treat women like dirt, they stick to you like mud"


'Dutch Ovens' are somethin that me and my girl laugh and joke about all the time. When I almost gave her the dutch oven the other night she didn't get pissed off, we both just started laughing at how fucking bad my fart smelled. :lol:

So when I did this to her I wasn't treating her poorly or treating her like dirt, that's just how we joke around. We're just crazy like that. To her it wasn't mean, just funny.

I actually treat my girlfriend really good. I bought her the car she's driving around. (technically still my car till she pays me back)

Oh, and on the topic of 'blumpkins', we used to call that "New Age Pimpin" back in high school. :lol:


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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Cannabischarlie said:
if i had a girlfriend i would be nice to her


Yes, IF.


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: Sassy]
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sassy your avatar before this one was better.

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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: hazey]
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Good way to not have a girlfriend.


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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: apostle11]
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i know, isnt it?

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Re: You ever give your girlfriend a dutch oven??? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
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Man me and my gf have play fights all the time... Its not malicious in any way, in fact its fun (for both parties) and the XXX sex is worth it afterwards :grin:


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