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Dutch oven
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A hearty Dutch Oven is a great way to start your day. There's nothing quite like the smell of your own brand.:cool:

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Re: Dutch oven [Re: DNKYD]
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please explain/elaborate


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let yourself be silently drawn by the stronger pull of what you really love

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Re: Dutch oven [Re: DNKYD]
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Fartin' under the covers?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Dutch oven [Re: mr_kite]
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Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Fart under the covers as many times as possible in as short a time-frame as possible
Step 3: Burrow under the covers
Step 4: Enjoy your work
Step 5: Start your day!

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Re: Dutch oven [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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:scat:


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Re: Dutch oven [Re: DNKYD]
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That really sells Dutch cuisine.


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Re: Dutch oven [Re: DNKYD]
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You're supposed to do that to your girl.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: Dutch oven [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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yeah my boyfriend does that to me daily.

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Re: Dutch oven [Re: serendipitythenot]
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:heart:

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Re: Dutch oven [Re: DNKYD]
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thats nasty..from what i heard yur supposed to do that to a girl while shes under the covers giving u head...barftastic
and i think every girl with a boyfriend belongs to the "fart to the face" club...yucko


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When the truth is found to be lies, and all the joy within you dies.

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Re: Dutch oven [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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WhiskeyClone said:
You're supposed to do that to your girl.


The reverse happened to me the other day :frown:

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Re: Dutch oven [Re: Gumby]
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Haha @ you


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: Dutch oven [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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How is it that your avatar is so fricking big?


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Re: Dutch oven [Re: blissedout]
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Supporters like you and me can have bigger avatars now.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: Dutch oven [Re: Gumby]
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Gumby said:
WhiskeyClone said:
You're supposed to do that to your girl.


The reverse happened to me the other day :frown:


Hold on to her. She's a keeper!

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Re: Dutch oven [Re: DNKYD]
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DKNYD said:
Hold on to her. She's a keeper!


:thumbup:

Any girl that forces me to breathe her fart gas is the girl for me. :love:


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: Dutch oven [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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Now if only they'd make it one of the talking points on Match.com...

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