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THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me......
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FUCK YA! Pretty hot girl digs me. I caint believe how easy it was to actually get to a point to ask her out without hesitation. This girl i chat with comes up to me and asks for my number for "Homework" reasons :shrug: And she ends up texting me and asks how old I am.

She digs me.....PLease Bow at my feet for I am truly a chick magnet. I didnt do shit and I have this girls number and we plan to chill sometime.


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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
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Maybe you look geeky and she wants to use you to get an A.

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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Sleepwalker]
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Oweyervishice said:
Maybe you look geeky and she wants to use you to get an A.


Shaved head, low sloping brow line, with a skate bored?

Seriously ive had people say i look like a hippi, to convicted felon. Definitly not an A student.

Dont hate. im seriously the DOn Juan of women. Id be happy to entertain any questions to help all you ROOKIES with the opposite sex!


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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
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theres some FINNNNNNNNE ass bitchs in the math department


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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
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yeah, when you spell skate board "skate bored" I think we can rule out the straight A's. :lol:


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
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good for you

hope you realize sooner or later the psychological  explanations

have fun 'chick magnet'

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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
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so you look like a retarded cave man?? :rolleyes:


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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
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But in all seriousness...dry smash her shitbox.


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: AgingHippy]
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teefizzle said:
so you look like a retarded cave man?? :rolleyes:



Think more along the lines of German Nazi.


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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
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Do u really expect us to "bow" at the feet of every guy thats gotten a chicks number lol


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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Ima Trooper said:
But in all seriousness...dry smash her shitbox.


:dielaughing:

but seriously, don't talk about it, be about it.

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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DeathCompany]
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DeathCompany said:
Do u really expect us to "bow" at the feet of every guy thats gotten a chicks number lol


Your missing the point....While you guys were "Spitting" Your game, or Trying to actually pick up chicks, im such a stud that the chicks came to me.

It was extremely simple and i didn't do SHIT for it to happen. Know what i did? I Focused on my math, and didn't pay attention to her. I guess she can tell when a REAL man knows how to play his cards right. What can i say, I'm just irresistible.

Bow before me :bow2:


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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
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DXM Guru said:
DeathCompany said:
Do u really expect us to "bow" at the feet of every guy thats gotten a chicks number lol


Your missing the point....While you guys were "Spitting" Your game, or Trying to actually pick up chicks, im such a stud that the chicks came to me.

It was extremely simple and i didn't do SHIT for it to happen. Know what i did? I Focused on my math, and didn't pay attention to her. I guess she can tell when a REAL man knows how to play his cards right. What can i say, I'm just irresistible.

Bow before me :bow2:


I hope you're being sarcastic...its not that unusual for a chick to come up to a guy and give him her phone number without prompting. I had a girl do that two days ago, but I didn't post a thread on the shroomery bragging about it...

If you are being sarcastic, then good luck!
























And dry smash her shitbox. For realz.


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
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Do u jack off in front of the mirror?:lol:


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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
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dxm guru

if you LOOK like an idiot then "hot" girls will figure 'i can play him like super mario'

if you fall into the skater-punk stereotype you are going to end up like one of those drunken head-bangers that stumble out of anti-flag shows and collapse on some crack addict's couch down the street and wake up without their duct tape wallet and keys on the end of a dollar store dog chain


but if you actually LIKE this girl then by all means have intercourse and possibly impregnate her in a big puddle of sweat and spilled 40s


hope i havent offended any genuine punk-revivalists

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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Ok guys....im not that cocky ill admit. It just doesnt happen to me that often. And with 2 previous girls not working out the last month, its nice to see again.

My X girlfriend did the same thing, however she was always drunk so i guess it doesnt really count........OR DOES IT  :artistic:


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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
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Meh. Im pretty much in the same situation. I always just let them approach me. I cant stand 'the game.' Finally one came around that seems to be good enough. Now i just have to confirm this, but im busy as fuck right now. :mad2:


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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: sirbojangles]
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sirbojangles said:
dxm guru

if you LOOK like an idiot then "hot" girls will figure 'i can play him like super mario'

if you fall into the skater-punk stereotype you are going to end up like one of those drunken head-bangers that stumble out of anti-flag shows and collapse on some crack addict's couch down the street and wake up without their duct tape wallet and keys on the end of a dollar store dog chain


but if you actually LIKE this girl then by all means have intercourse and possibly impregnate her in a big puddle of sweat and spilled 40s


hope i havent offended any genuine punk-revivalists




Quite descriptive and enjoyable to read.


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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
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DXM Guru said:
teefizzle said:
so you look like a retarded cave man?? :rolleyes:



Think more along the lines of German Nazi.

you could just say german

*I'm one of your kind, so i understand


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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
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Oh highschool... I don't miss you at all.

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