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 DXM Guru
DXM Fucking Sucks
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 THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... 
#8976030 - 09/23/08 10:43 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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FUCK YA! Pretty hot girl digs me. I caint believe how easy it was to actually get to a point to ask her out without hesitation. This girl i chat with comes up to me and asks for my number for "Homework" reasons  And she ends up texting me and asks how old I am.
She digs me.....PLease Bow at my feet for I am truly a chick magnet. I didnt do shit and I have this girls number and we plan to chill sometime.
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 Sleepwalker
Overshoes
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976040 - 09/23/08 10:46 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Maybe you look geeky and she wants to use you to get an A.
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DXM Guru
DXM Fucking Sucks
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Sleepwalker]
#8976054 - 09/23/08 10:50 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oweyervishice said:
Maybe you look geeky and she wants to use you to get an A.
Shaved head, low sloping brow line, with a skate bored?
Seriously ive had people say i look like a hippi, to convicted felon. Definitly not an A student.
Dont hate. im seriously the DOn Juan of women. Id be happy to entertain any questions to help all you ROOKIES with the opposite sex!
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Coaster
Baʿal
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976058 - 09/23/08 10:51 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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theres some FINNNNNNNNE ass bitchs in the math department
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Ima Trooper
Chilldog Extraordinaire
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976071 - 09/23/08 10:54 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah, when you spell skate board "skate bored" I think we can rule out the straight A's. 
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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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sirbojangles
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976074 - 09/23/08 10:55 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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good for you
hope you realize sooner or later the psychological explanations
have fun 'chick magnet'
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AgingHippy
Flwr Pwr
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Posts: 15,613
Loc: Necropolis 
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976075 - 09/23/08 10:55 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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so you look like a retarded cave man?? 
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Ima Trooper
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976081 - 09/23/08 10:56 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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But in all seriousness...dry smash her shitbox.
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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.
deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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DXM Guru
DXM Fucking Sucks
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: AgingHippy]
#8976110 - 09/23/08 11:03 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
teefizzle said:
so you look like a retarded cave man??
Think more along the lines of German Nazi.
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DeathCompany
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976115 - 09/23/08 11:03 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do u really expect us to "bow" at the feet of every guy thats gotten a chicks number lol
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echoesSG
Dancing Echoes
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Posts: 433
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Ima Trooper]
#8976123 - 09/23/08 11:05 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ima Trooper said:
But in all seriousness...dry smash her shitbox.
but seriously, don't talk about it, be about it.
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DXM Guru
DXM Fucking Sucks
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DeathCompany]
#8976124 - 09/23/08 11:05 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
DeathCompany said:
Do u really expect us to "bow" at the feet of every guy thats gotten a chicks number lol
Your missing the point....While you guys were "Spitting" Your game, or Trying to actually pick up chicks, im such a stud that the chicks came to me.
It was extremely simple and i didn't do SHIT for it to happen. Know what i did? I Focused on my math, and didn't pay attention to her. I guess she can tell when a REAL man knows how to play his cards right. What can i say, I'm just irresistible.
Bow before me 
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Ima Trooper
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976138 - 09/23/08 11:09 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
DXM Guru said:
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DeathCompany said:
Do u really expect us to "bow" at the feet of every guy thats gotten a chicks number lol
Your missing the point....While you guys were "Spitting" Your game, or Trying to actually pick up chicks, im such a stud that the chicks came to me.
It was extremely simple and i didn't do SHIT for it to happen. Know what i did? I Focused on my math, and didn't pay attention to her. I guess she can tell when a REAL man knows how to play his cards right. What can i say, I'm just irresistible.
Bow before me
I hope you're being sarcastic...its not that unusual for a chick to come up to a guy and give him her phone number without prompting. I had a girl do that two days ago, but I didn't post a thread on the shroomery bragging about it...
If you are being sarcastic, then good luck!
And dry smash her shitbox. For realz.
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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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DeathCompany
Oneironaut
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976141 - 09/23/08 11:09 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do u jack off in front of the mirror?
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Edited by DeathCompany (09/23/08 11:10 PM)
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sirbojangles
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976150 - 09/23/08 11:10 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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dxm guru
if you LOOK like an idiot then "hot" girls will figure 'i can play him like super mario'
if you fall into the skater-punk stereotype you are going to end up like one of those drunken head-bangers that stumble out of anti-flag shows and collapse on some crack addict's couch down the street and wake up without their duct tape wallet and keys on the end of a dollar store dog chain
but if you actually LIKE this girl then by all means have intercourse and possibly impregnate her in a big puddle of sweat and spilled 40s
hope i havent offended any genuine punk-revivalists
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DXM Guru
DXM Fucking Sucks
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Ima Trooper]
#8976153 - 09/23/08 11:11 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ok guys....im not that cocky ill admit. It just doesnt happen to me that often. And with 2 previous girls not working out the last month, its nice to see again.
My X girlfriend did the same thing, however she was always drunk so i guess it doesnt really count........OR DOES IT 
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The_Ghost
ゴースト
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976155 - 09/23/08 11:11 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Meh. Im pretty much in the same situation. I always just let them approach me. I cant stand 'the game.' Finally one came around that seems to be good enough. Now i just have to confirm this, but im busy as fuck right now. 
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DeathCompany
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: sirbojangles]
#8976180 - 09/23/08 11:15 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
sirbojangles said:
dxm guru
if you LOOK like an idiot then "hot" girls will figure 'i can play him like super mario'
if you fall into the skater-punk stereotype you are going to end up like one of those drunken head-bangers that stumble out of anti-flag shows and collapse on some crack addict's couch down the street and wake up without their duct tape wallet and keys on the end of a dollar store dog chain
but if you actually LIKE this girl then by all means have intercourse and possibly impregnate her in a big puddle of sweat and spilled 40s
hope i havent offended any genuine punk-revivalists
Quite descriptive and enjoyable to read.
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AgingHippy
Flwr Pwr
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Posts: 15,613
Loc: Necropolis
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976476 - 09/24/08 12:12 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
DXM Guru said:
Quote:
teefizzle said:
so you look like a retarded cave man??
Think more along the lines of German Nazi.
you could just say german
*I'm one of your kind, so i understand
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Gumby
Fishnologist
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976481 - 09/24/08 12:14 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Oh highschool... I don't miss you at all.
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Crasher
αἱρετίζω
Registered: 03/13/01
Posts: 6,220
Loc: Tardy to the Party
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976483 - 09/24/08 12:15 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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My sig says it all.
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DXM Guru
DXM Fucking Sucks
Registered: 09/20/08
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Gumby]
#8976484 - 09/24/08 12:15 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said:
Oh highschool... I don't miss you at all.
Im in college
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DXM Guru
DXM Fucking Sucks
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Crasher]
#8976489 - 09/24/08 12:16 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Crasher said:
My sig says it all.
ROFL I feel honored!
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OneMoreRobot3021
Registered: 06/06/03
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976493 - 09/24/08 12:17 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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You're a puppet. Bye.
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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.
-Erik Davis
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AgingHippy
Flwr Pwr
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Posts: 15,613
Loc: Necropolis
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#8976496 - 09/24/08 12:18 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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but whos puppet?
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Crasher
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: AgingHippy]
#8976500 - 09/24/08 12:20 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yes, tell us with the secret moderator info.
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Entropymancer
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Crasher]
#8976504 - 09/24/08 12:21 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Crasher said:
Yes, tell us with the secret moderator info.
Was it Omni?
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Crasher]
#8976509 - 09/24/08 12:22 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Maybe when I wake up tomorrow. Good night!
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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.
-Erik Davis
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Crasher
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#8976515 - 09/24/08 12:23 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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SUSPENSE!!
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echoesSG
Dancing Echoes
Registered: 06/09/08
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Gumby]
#8976517 - 09/24/08 12:23 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah look dude, Its not such a big deal. girls like guys, I mean no shit. nobody's gonna bow to you for hooking up. people do it everyday, your not special.
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blewmeanie
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DXM Guru]
#8976518 - 09/24/08 12:24 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
DXM Guru said:
Quote:
DeathCompany said:
Do u really expect us to "bow" at the feet of every guy thats gotten a chicks number lol
Your missing the point....While you guys were "Spitting" Your game, or Trying to actually pick up chicks, im such a stud that the chicks came to me.
It was extremely simple and i didn't do SHIT for it to happen. Know what i did? I Focused on my math, and didn't pay attention to her. I guess she can tell when a REAL man knows how to play his cards right. What can i say, I'm just irresistible.
Bow before me
Maybe she just thinks you look like a faggot, and wants to introduce you to her brother.
EDIT: Ah I didnt even notice there was a second page, and he's already banned. The silly high school drama was looking to be pretty entertaining too.....drats
Edited by blewmeanie (09/24/08 12:26 AM)
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imagine
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Gumby]
#8976616 - 09/24/08 12:47 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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this kid sounds like he's 12
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Ima Trooper
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: imagine]
#8976623 - 09/24/08 12:48 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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How can you tell when someone is banned?
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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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Entropymancer
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Posts: 10,207
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Ima Trooper]
#8976637 - 09/24/08 12:51 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Check the "Banned" section of the User List, or click on their name and it will say "User is Banned" at the bottom
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Ima Trooper
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Entropymancer]
#8976642 - 09/24/08 12:53 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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aaaaaah. cool!
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"Its moving of its own accord...and I like that in a shirt!" - Me, tripping.
deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.
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apostle11
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: Ima Trooper]
#8976717 - 09/24/08 01:20 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Ima Trooper said:
yeah, when you spell skate board "skate bored" I think we can rule out the straight A's.
haha
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DeathCompany
Oneironaut
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: apostle11]
#8976754 - 09/24/08 01:34 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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How long is he banned for, he was very annoying person. Hopefully perma
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Entropymancer
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Re: THis Girl in my Math and English class Digs me...... [Re: DeathCompany]
#8976761 - 09/24/08 01:37 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yes, puppet = permaban. Just click User List, and check out the banned section, it says how long the ban is for.
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